Hey Sup Forums its me again and I got myself into real shit this Time. I would always come to Sup Forums to check out the loli threads and that was fine. But yesterday I took it to far. My neighbor has a 3 month old and these asholes always leave their door unlocked. Well long story short I broke into the place and went directly over to the crib where I saw the baby sleeping like an angel. I pick it up and placed the baby's anus securely around my cock as I began to work my way up to maximum thrust.just then I noticed their youngest son was watching me.. I got so scared, so I slipped the baby of my penis and went out thru the window the same way I came in. But before I left I told his brother if he told anyone that I would be back, then I should him my blood covered cock to let him know I was serious. When I got back to my house I seen my neighbor's house light up like it was the fucking circus. I could see my neighbor running back and forth between the baby's room and his youngest son room. I just stood there on my front lawn watching as my neighbor's tried to figure out what was going on as they called the police. All I could hear was the screaming of his wife as see cut on the light's to reveal the bloody mess I left behind. Just then my neighbor saw me, I'm now watering my grass to make myself look less suspicious. He asked if I'd seen anyone near his house. I look him dead in the eye's and say "I didn't see anyone". But I'm really scared because his son knows who I AM and I left a lot of semen behind..... I am a registered sex offender and I'm scared they will check for DNA.... what do I do?
Hey Sup Forums its me again and I got myself into real shit this Time...
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kys
You're fucked OP
From what I know registered sex offenders aren't allowed to live in the vicinity of children in the first place
Its ok buddy hang in there,FIRST things first back up all you valuebels,and get ready to run for the hills,if they do supect you of anything,they wont tell you right away,so be ready and the best thing to the is to leave town not right away unless you have too,so you wont look like the supect,get your shit and leave,dont go any where that you need id verifacation,pull out some cash and pay cash for every thing.
I'm suppose to be living at my mom's house but im staying at one of our rental properties
Bull shit
skip town now while you still can jail is not worth it
How old is the son?
kys pedo niggger faggot.
Holy fucking sheit what the fuckity fuck did i just read
The son is like 4 or 5
You deserve to be lynched, kill yourself.
ehh you should be ok i guess,I would still not risk anything after all they have your cum unless they go over that,but the police will go house to house and if they ask for id well your fucked so get OUT NOW.Btw where you intending to kill that baby or what being that you left a mess behind.
throw away leftover pasta
Not sure if this is real or not, but if it is you need some serious help Sup Forumsro. Turn yourself in because you're fucked either way.
If this is real you have 2 choices 1. Turn yourself in. 2. Tell the father of the baby and then he will probably murder you. Or 3. Kys because you raped a fucking baby
Hes not if he sleaves town and changees he id i know its hard but it can happen
Not true at all, while its true that some states do have certain restrictions that statement is false also op is full of shit
>semen left behind
DNA evidence.
Hahahahahah YOU ARE TOTALLY 150% FUCKED! Bend over and loosen your asshole for Tyrone...
ITT: things that never happened.
spellcheck your sad, lonely, virgin pasta. rough week stockin' at walmart?
Yeah I was a rough week at the place I work at all these kids and no babies
I don't think you understand how anatomy works. Also, kys
my nigga
I wish I could teleport you to my home right now. I would choke you out, wake you up, and then slowly shoot you. In the joints. Pop. Ankle. Pop. Ankle. Step on your ankles. Pop. Knee. Pass out? I'd hit you with an epipen. Pop. Other knee. You get the idea. Best part? No one would ever know. I'd spend days on your demented ass.
edgy
>son of a bitch actually thinks people would believe this shit
That reminds me. I'd take my katana, folded a thousand times with Nippon steel, and slide it down his peehole
If this is for real (of course it's not), just kill yourself, you dumb piece of human garbage.
Nigga u know u can't afford no epipen nomore
We all have dreems
Not cool I wish I could teleport to you house and rape every last baby you known or had ever loved..... no how does that feel I'm just trying to share a romantic story about how I found true love and how people like you are trying to tear us apart
Annnnd I'm out
Is this the same guy who smokes 75 cigarettes a day?
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Ya. And he's a lifelong student of the dark magic and will cast hexes if you don't post.
Try harder next time
Fake and gay
And keeps checkmating atheists with those airtight ontological proofs.
Much like how you raped the baby and left a bloody, cummy mess, tyrone will enjoy doing the same to you on your first day, but ofc, he will finish the job and break your fucking neck. So either kill yourself or be raped in prison and killed
saw this yesterday, hoped it was real cause it was funny. now it's clearly pasta. I'm still hoping it's based off an original true story tho
You should probably castrate yourself
Shit tier horse shit fake ass pasta. Kill yourself immediately.
Glad you came back for more babies are love babies are life
a person wrote this. somewhere, out there, somebody wrote this. jesus fucking christ, Sup Forums
Whether or not this is real, the mere sentence (inteded as or not) could be considered erotica involving an infant. So even if this admittion of guilt is false cant this story be considered authored child pornography?
I have to admit, I came reading this.
Thank I'm glad you enjoyed my journey friend
Pretty sexy OP
10/10 diamonds for the fake story but still
Creepy as fuck
Yeah I scored ten out of ten this must mean I'm officially one of the cool kids on Sup Forums thanks for reading my story everyone it's 100% real
i've spent more time on the cwcki than i'd like to admit
I'm hosting a baby tribute page post a picture of a baby and it gets cock tribute
Not again op
What the fuck is it?
OK OP this is what you do; find a gun, insert it into your ass and shoot yourself and lay there and suffer you fucking piece of shit.
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