I saw the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in real life today and I need help finding her.
She came in to my retail job today with an old lady that seemed too old and ugly to be in any way related to this angel. She used a membership card and so I was able to get her name and phone number (the older lady).
I looked her up on google/social media and didn't find anything remotely useful which was not surprising.
Im thinking of calling her but what do you think the best way to get this chicks name/info would be?
>pic looks somewhat like her. her hair was just like that but she was more tan and her eyes were gray.
Brody Murphy
we shared a laugh as I was ringing her up. I didnt want to fully creep her out so I was avoiding looking at her but then she handed me the last thing she was holding and i looked into her eyes and my jaw literally dropped and i said 'wow' under my breath and she heard it. she smiled and winked. and now im in full stalker mode
Jaxon Diaz
Just call the lady and ask if you can rape her daughter. It's as simple as that bucko.
Dominic Walker
Just wait for her to come back. DO NOT attempt to contact her or you'll look like a creep. Just relax, user...
Dylan Hill
I don't even want to talk to her. I just want to get her instagram or facebook. I could just call the 'mom' and pretend to be doing a customer satisfaction survey? just ask basic questions and then casually throw in if she was shopping alone....and then get the name that way?
Landon Hughes
bump
Henry Ramirez
I'm going to assume this is now a troll-thread. If you think doing something that autistic is normal you deserve the consequences.
John Scott
I honestly considered doing that. Also, I thought about saying that there was a car-jacking around the time they were checking out and I just thought I'd check to see if they saw anything and pretend it was a police report and just get her to say details and then confirm them so that I can ask for first and last names at the end of the call.
...you don't understand how gorgeous she was.
Jose Parker
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Nathaniel Edwards
This thread sucks post screencaps
Julian Ramirez
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Christian Gonzalez
Give me an idea, friend
Carter Campbell
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Isaiah Anderson
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Elijah Butler
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Carson Gutierrez
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Xavier Ward
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Aaron Hall
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Easton Reyes
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Julian Johnson
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Colton Lee
get old ladys address and begin surveillance
Ethan Parker
Anyone here?
Angel Barnes
>get old ladys address and begin surveillance
use phone records first to do this
Angel Martinez
If I were a rapist or a murderer that would work. I just want to see artsy pictures of her face.
Nolan Nguyen
what do you mean?
Henry Torres
also the problem with that is that I'm pretty sure the old lady isn't related to her. she didn't look old enough to be her grandma unless the girl was like 14 and under
Jaxon Green
I mean don't call her unless you have to
You need her name to get Facebook
Ryan Walker
Could be mother
Easton Taylor
Or you could just close your eyes and relive that moment while you spank it. Ya know. Like we did back in the old days.
Benjamin Gutierrez
Oh I forgot to mention I took a few creepshots of her. Anyone interested?
Nicholas Collins
Post them!
Hunter Fisher
I get sexually aroused by the uncovering of information or sneaky stuff. Like finding nudes or stealing things
Hudson Wright
They weren't that great but I figure it might help
Jaxson Lewis
Until after you bussa nut and realize you dont really give a shit.
Evan Young
Post
Asher Ramirez
post
Colton Barnes
her and the older lady
Jack Nguyen
best I could get
Isaac Stewart
believe me her body was TIGHT and her voice was sweet
Michael Howard
>the most beautiful girl i have seen in real life
did you just start leaving the house?
Sebastian Peterson
She aint even worth it
Aaron Bailey
you didn't talk to her face to face. trust me a better picture would do her justice. thus this thread.
Dylan Hughes
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Jose Rogers
maybe I just recognized how much she looked like the chick I've been following on insta (other pics in this thread) and that put her on a pedestal for me...
Brody Jackson
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Daniel Long
Must be. Because she looks pretty average honestly
Hunter Myers
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Jackson Fisher
You are honestly underestimating how good her eyes made her look. I wish I got them in the shot
Jeremiah Price
portland area. last name Baumgardner with a 'd'
Kayden Lee
dafuq
Nicholas Nelson
Baum means tree in German. Gardner means gardener. So she must have some German ancestry or something
Jaxson Morgan
I'm the guy thinking this is a troll thread earlier. Stop being a fucking autist. She's probably 16 and just wait for her to come back.
I was 18 and had similar things happen to me while I worked at Spencer's. If they think you're attractive, they always come back.
Dylan Brown
Tree gardeners suck a mean dick
Brayden Collins
Cool. Actually good advice
Henry Brooks
I feel like this has been said before...
Nathan Jenkins
Well i jerked it and im coming down. I see things clearer now
Leo Perez
TOLD YOU Nothing is as important as you think it is after you beat da meat
Xavier Nelson
Yeah. Now I can relax and if she comes back she comes back if not then ill just kill self
Christopher Thompson
Fuck all these naysayers I see it OP. Shes sexy as hell...definitely under 18 tho
Sebastian Richardson
You think? She carried herself well and her voice was mature
Oliver Jenkins
>looked her up on google
Oh God, please call her you fucking autism and post results
Daniel Peterson
cock addict from portland area. she usually swallows. likes doggy. prays to satan
Gavin Jackson
I know its a bad idea but what makes that autistic?
