All you fucking beanpoles, being 5'9 is the ideal male height, hell 5'7 to 5'10 is perfect, anything taller is garbage...

All you fucking beanpoles, being 5'9 is the ideal male height, hell 5'7 to 5'10 is perfect, anything taller is garbage, you just turn into a scrawny string bean who only has height going for them kek

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Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.

Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.

Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.

so what the fuck is your ego-defence plan when 6ft+ men ALSO start lifting?

i love looking down at you manlets and KNOWING i'd beat the fuck out of you.
keep shitposting, dummy; i'm busy gorilla-fucking your girl.

Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.

Some punks on Facebook said the wrong fucking thing to me a while back and I made this video to straighten them out. You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit will escalate.

youtube.com/watch?v=eCJXz1CH-eA

>72% of women are under 5'6''
>90% are under 5'8''
is this true?
also taller guys are hot. most girls don't want to dwarf their bfs if they wear heels.

>anonymously lying on a gay porn image board

6'3 male who workouts out checking in
Lol

Manlets... The angriest people on earth.

My God you're a tough little midget.

I'm a manlet and quite frankly this is pathetic.

This thread is amusing me thoroughly

Keep telling yourself that when you cant reach your whey on the top shelf cutie

6'3, good looking and well built, everywhere I go i get female attention and everyone I know comments on it.

Every shorter man I come across always seems to feel inferior and gives me respect without me even wanting or seeking it.

Life is pretty easy and has been fun winning the lottery before being born.Stay mad you malnutritioned ant men, i will break you in half.

do you like it in the bum user? I bet you like it in the bum, deep in the pooper

Have you been in gorilla warfare?

Hey guys, 5'7 "manlet" here checking in.

To all you lanklets out there that think you're superior:

I am a black belt in judo. I have won regional championships for judo. You are a fat neckbeard.

These are facts. When is the last time you ran anywhere? And I mean with your actual legs and not by using a keyboard or whatever you manchildren use to play your pathetic computer games.

The fact is that I'm a born athlete, and you're NOTHING.
I took the liberty of making a list of sports I would destroy you at in order:

>Soccer
>Football
>E-sports
>Baseball
>Endurance running
>Tennis
>Golf
>Ping Pong
Any other

I guess what I'm trying to say is, how does it feel that a "manlet" can beat your ass at sport and in a streetfight?

Fuck off, faggot. I'm dating a 10/10 goddess. I don't get fucked, I do the fucking.

Nigger.

Shut up little cancer, if I wanted to be an non-intimidating whiny little bitch I'd cut half of my legs off and stoop to your level down there in the gutter.

5'10 skinny mode is best mode. I don't work out and I eat shit and yet I don't have any visible fat. Not looking forward for when I stop being able yo burn fat without trying, but its pretty sick right now.

That's classified info.

You've been warned. Just back down now, before you start something you can't finish.

forgot pic of me and my bitch

ITT: salty manlets

At least im tall, amirite?

Nice b8 you fucking lanklet in disguise... The video uploader is completely unrelated to the giant faggot in the vid...

the cringe is real man

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What kind of Girls take a Frodo when they can have the Aragorn? Ah, i get it: Midgets.

Poor manlets. Even my daughter can look down on you by now, and she is 15.... phew.

You can say the same thing about dicks, yet everyone pretends to have a 10" dick.

Kek, butthurt are we? Face it, you will never get a girl

>702350959
And the 6'5 Bradley Martin is?

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

nope, 6'4" you disgusting manlet.

True as fuck, all these tall cunts are useless, they can't and won't do shit in life besides being tall

shit, i'm sorry; you truly are the alpha male.

Id just fucking shoot ya.

I dont care how big muscles are.
I dont care how fucking tall or short you are
I couldnt a flying fuck how many waste of time activites you could beat me at.

If you wanted a fight though, i really would just shoot ya. Watch your inflated faggot body bleed out and just laugh at you for thinking your muscles, size or anything matters in this world.

Keep trying hard.

>struggling to find love in a world that hates you.
>never knowing the gentle caress of a woman, never seeing her believe in you, never knowing that you and another person can ne stronger than you alone.

harambe is my cousin

Amen to these guys, the only people that make a big deal about being 6 foot + are giraffe necked cunts with no life so they have to compensate when they type dumb shit on Sup Forums.

Heading out with some friends in about 15 mins so can't stick around, gonna get laid while you lanklet fucks sit staring at a computer screen all day LMAO

LETS ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MANLET MASTER RACE MASTER..

...so we finally can talk face to face.

no, but i can piss comfortably in a sink.

this isn't 1950 bro partnering up with some whore who will leave you and take you money does not make you stronger

"Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body" - Jack Dempsey

Does lying on an anonymous internet board make you feel taller or does somebody pay you for baiting here?

But you are not fucking Jack Dempsey, are you? You are just one more little angry manlet... adoreable.

Manlets when will they learn

your "b8" comment makes me think you are a 16 year old.
look, get off of mom's computer and talk to me in the eye... oh, shit! you can't because your a sad little manlet!

and you are a follower of the true man. i present you with an affliction shirt and a vape pen - praise thee alpha male

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MANLETS... when will they learn? Maybe, if we toss evidence at them, that the best height starts with a 6?

5'10 here average Europe and Usanian
I live in a country where the average is 5'7 so I'm considered tall and can confirm most females go for tall men because they "feel protection".

You know it's true, fucking neckbeard.

Notice how it's only in the west where being tall seems to be revered by misguided cucks? Step outside of the US/EU and literally the rest of the world is around "manlet" size. We are more normal than all these tall fucks posting dumbass facebook posts from little teenage girls who don't know shit. Protip: I'm not trying to impress girls they come flocking without me even trying bro.

Fucking posers.

>mfw 6'6

>But you are not fucking Jack Dempsey, are you?
No that would be gay, user.

Freudian slip much? Queer lanklet kek

Oh hey random internet charts anyone can make, great evidence user

Dear Diary,

Today I was feeling sad about my 5'6" height, so I made a thread on 4skin/bate/ to make myself feel better than tall emos who seem to get chicks more than me.

If this fails, I will post videos on youtube about how I am a romeo and a gentleman and proceed to kill girls who have constantly knocked me back or just see me as a good friend.

I will no pretend that this does not affect me and will try and act all alpha but deep inside it cuts deep. And I am salty all over again.

....I may not kill people like I did not do yesterday when I promised..... I am a chicken shit faggot, same time tomorrow diary.


OP

xxxx I love you

>haven't learned yet
keep living in denial

you sound like a faggot bro lmao

>Hi, I'm 20ft tall but I only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was a total shit, I would NOT put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairy tail character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh, my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like, 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly ! I KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TOUNGE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT"S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!
- T Buttblasted lanklet

Manlet confirmed

i think that was the idea of the post to take the piss out of the OP.

Wrecked

Stop, euro fag. You couldn't own a gun if your queen allowed you.

>tfw I have a below average dick but it look huge because I am a fucking midget :^)

Holy shit lanklets on suicide watch

So answer me this you giant fucking apes: How do you yall deal with the fact your dick looks smaller than if you were below 6' master race?

No, I just feel great because of my superior genetics.
Go back to sleep in your teen bed, manlet.

What good are muscles in the 21st century when we have firearms to defend ourselves?

What a comeback, at least a smart manlet. ;)
ProTip: Fucking in colloquial language is not always a verb.

>mfw I'm 6'1 and I'd kill to be 6'6
You're secretly blessed my dude, too bad id stab your shit for being taller

Sure I will go to bed, with my big dick and my girl. Enjoy your height loser

Wowowowowowooooo... you sound very angry. Did he hurt your feelings? Do you wanna talk about it? Show on this doll where your midget uncle did touch you...

jesus, i would feel sorry for you living in your shit country... but you decided to talk shit.
no, you're a manlet and no woman would choose you over me.
you'd try to slap my ankles in some embarrassing way, but you would lose.
baby-man.

stab it with your sad, button cock. stop hating and warship me.

That's like saying because there are vibrators we shouldn't fuck women, Jesus dude are you gay?

Found Donald Trump

Oh my god who the fuck cares? This is like the 13 inch dick master race or the uncut dick master race. Just some dude trying to cover his insecurities.

hahaha!
>with my big dick and my girl.
no, you'll toss and turn at the fact you're half a man.
seriously, go to sleep; you're tiny race car bed won't warm itself.

Oh yeah, been there, done shit. As a 190cm tall buildt german i got more pussy in India than I wanted - and they all were very flattered and always told things like "You are soooo big and beautiful and I feel so protected"... yeah. And the dick size was great, good for Ego.

Tfw treated like a king when visiting a manlet country just because being tall

>warship
what are you fucking retarded? Nevermind i guess being that tall you lose oxygen to your brain

it must suck knowing donald trump could fuck your lady...

WARSHIP ME!
then fighter me to death

Nah, I'll go to bed and sleep like a baby knowing you're going nowhere in life

jesus man, the oxygen comeback? now i know you're short and stupid with no sense of humor.
sleep, my little man - you will wake with the knowledge you're inferior.

ITT: Short-man syndrome

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex

Your faggoty internet "facts" are all irrelevant

What...? Did this dude just threaten veterans who were calling him out for stolen valor?

5'8" 300lbs here. Not all that muscular at all, can only bench about 350. The fact that I don't look like one of those blobs you see roaming walmart should be proof enough that height and looks are distinctly separate. It's obvious I'm fat, but I don't incite panic when boarding an elevator, or look like I could be rolled like a katamari.

>wikipedia

Amazing source man!

no, no you wont. go to sleep my tiny little friend; you may dig up some precious jewels in the mines tomorrow...

But how many confirmed kills do you have, kiddo?

Im 6'1 So try again

6 even master race here

I love the anger and hate generated by all you fucking shrimps. You guys are so hostile talking about how "proud" you are of your short heights and it's hilariously pathetic.

Found another one

i'm 6'4", so stop being short.

No it's not.

omfg OP
if it is so cool to be a manlet, why do u have to convince yourself with all these shitty memes and comments

Good for you

Motherfucker, it takes almost zero skill to pull a trigger. I've won tons of 1-on-1 fights in my 25 years, and lost very few, but enough to give me the tolerance to take your wimpy punches until you ruin out of energy to throw them. Got jumped a few times too, and won almost all of those encounters. Hand to hand, barrel to barrel or blade to blade, you're nothing to me. And you couldn't handle both of my wives at the same time; you lack the skill and stamina. Ever make two women shake like chihuahuas without waking up an infant and a toddler sleeping one room away? Ever fend off three guys with tire irons using your bare hands? Ever been stabbed in the shoulder and kept on fighting? If not, shut the fuck up.

Grapes are pretty shitty fruit by themselves, they are redeemed by being a one wine and whole jelly.

>Can't always have a gun
>Uses besides fighting
>Looks
>Being active feels great
>Muh honor

I-I like grapes, user...

Here's your (you) james bond/burning man/ teenager in 90s wartorn Bosnia