My penis is very small and I'm on the verge of suicide. My dick is around 4 inches when hard and 2 soft...

My penis is very small and I'm on the verge of suicide. My dick is around 4 inches when hard and 2 soft. I'm a 19 year old Handless, kissless virgin and I'm failing college badly with a ~2 GPA. Can anyone give me advice because I'm so lost right now.

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Handless?

tfw my cock smaller then that and not virgin

Not all hope is lost bro

I got the phrase wrong I guess. When you've never held a girl's hand.

how do you have a 2 gpa before classes even start

thank you

You can stick it in my ass

I mean overall after 1 year of college. I'm doing really well in math and failing literally everything else.

Oh, I was hoping you had no hands. :^(

Are you a girl? Because that would be so much better.

how about you do everyone a favour and actually kill youself tbh
life is not worth living anyways

Join the military user

Okay...
How do I go about doing it? I'm scared to go in public and jump off a building and I have no access to a gun. Can you give me something easy I can buy on Amazon to do it?

Does it really matter? Mens asses feel the same as womens just don't look or think about the dick when you fuck.

Nope

Yup, join the military. They'll at least pay you enough until you decide to defuck yourself.

join the other pieces of shit with nothing else to do except turn to the military and seem like you have your life on track

Small penis and failing school isn't the end of the world, go out and enjoy yourself. Study get your grades up, suicide isn't the answer especially for that ridiculous reason. Don't put your family and friends threw that

Same user, Military tends to take whatever you got in college, salvage it and rank you up if you got enough credits, disregarding GPA, if you're not over 25-27% body fat you can get in all the branches. Plus you get paid, and grills dig the dress blues.

I've taken antidepressants which the military doesn't allow and have been in a mental institution a couple months ago.

Looks like my dick, and I've banged over 100 bitches.....don't lose hope....just throw it out there and they will bite

Obvious b8 but good try, when you're not fat or underage or just not a pussy, maybe you can enlist and go to college for free mah nigga.

Never heard about this, but maybe hooking jumper cables to a running car battery and connecting the other sides to your neck?
Don't know if that'd be powerful enough...

Also, don't be a retard and join a branch because it's "cool" or "uncool" Air force is hands down the most comfortable. And if all you're looking for is a steady job to hold you over until you figure out what you want to do, join the air force.

No you didn't.

If you don't like college just drop it. Find your self a job, whatever that is,find a new house with a roommate(s) and some guy friends.
Start watching rick and morty and plz don't kill yourself or listen to anyone who tells you to.

Yea, I have....I am a drunken man whore with a small dick...drink booze never cum, bang them out for hours....they forget about the small dick

But if you're handless how did you take a photo?

prostitutes
they have no choice but to suck your dick and it's cheaper than relationships

What the fuck hahaha

Become a qt trap, it's the only way.

Stfu you edgy neckbeard

I don't have any friends and get really agoraphobic around strangers. My parents would let me stay here of course but I feel like utter shit being a NEET in a different way than when I'm struggling in college.

Lol

this

Girls can't see your dick through your clothes. They'll only know when they get you naked. Plus 4 inches really isn't bad. Maybe you should try working on the rest of your appearance?

Who gives a fuck OP just put yourself out there and nail some bitches it isn't difficult.

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Then go visit Dr C in mexico, I did

Take your chances, you've already told us you're going to an hero. You could lie like 50% of the people do and they may never figure out. That or move to Mexico, those fools make bank selling drugs and are always looking for English speakers to hook them up with American clients

Firstly, 4 inches isn't that small. It's below average, but not by much. In China you'd be average.

idk what a 2gpa is, but if you're studying something worth while like maths of engineering it can still be OK.

My advice for you is just to work really hard at one thing and everything will just fall into place. I'd work on getting your grades up and focus on nothing else.

ALSO hit up Thailand or something you're basically hung like an elephant over there plus they love white guys

Post more dick and ass pictures.

Mouth duh

There is a waiver for literally anything dude

medfag here. I know it sounds weird but a dick isn't necesary for a relationship. In college we study that men (and I'm a man) are very tied to their dicks.
Just listen to me, you really don't need it. If you want to satisfy a woman, your dick isn't gonna help anyways (I'm always surprised on how many man don't know how a vulva actually works. It's incredible). Your fingers, on the other hand, are VERY useful. try to practice piano, or any skill that makes you learn how to touch softly or hardly on command, try to work in that and massage, and learn anatomy. It's that simple, there's nothing wrong with you, just your own limitating ideas about what society tell you it is important. But trust me, it isn't.
I hope I helped you, I can only give you a book of reference, it is 100% scientific, but it is a bit expensive: "Guide to getting it on", or something like that, I don't remember the author, but it's a PhD

Thanks, that's good advice. People laugh at my voice in class, and it's been like that since middle school. I'm not paranoid, since I've confirmed it. I dropped out of highschool for an entire year when two people I respected laughed at my voice in the middle of class. I have so many problems....

you should start fucking small animals, like gerbils and shit. you can achieve it! I Sup Forumselieve in you.

no thanks m9

I agree and timestamp

Drugs

Start everyday with a wank. Dont think about chicks. Start getting your school shit together, finish that shit like a pro.. Your life is just beginning.. Get a 3/10 low self esteem chick to practice on.. Stay of Sup Forums. Win

OP you stupid shit
>virgin
>wants to kill himself because of small dick

I can pleasure a woman with one finger.
If you have a baby dick, fucking live with it.
It's not like you are unable to fuck, right?
There is more to a relationship between a man and a woman, than destroying her pussy.
But you seem to live in a fantasy world of 10 inch nigger cock rape porn.
man up faggot

OP here, that was my dick soft but I finally got it hard.

Don't be upset that it's small. Be upset that it has the mark of the jew

...

if those are 4 inches in length you are fucked.
not because the 4 inches but because the pretty much non existant girth.
poor OP

its not 4 inches, i feel like i got similar one, but its 5'2

your dicks fine, looks the same size as mine and tbh you just need to learn how to use your hands while you fuck..rubbing their clit etc dw just focus on getting your grades up bro

You can get a legit penis extension in Germany now. That should give you incentive to get your grades up and get a job. In the meantime, get laid off some back page escorts. Build your confidence. I'm in law enforcement. I can guarantee (in Florida at least) police don't track back page. Get a burn phone to call them on though

Your dick is small as fuck. Please kys small-dicked retard.

Small fag is measuring wrong. Haha. Sucks for you bro!

Edgy

Seems like OP is near rock bottom so the military is perfect. It's the escape route for niggas that ain't got shit going for them.

Fuck you. His dick is small and you know it. Look at that pecker wood.

Who cares

Get your GPA up. It's more a reflection of work ethic than actual intelligence anyway.

Just work hard and become something cool like a doctor, engineer, or scientist.

Find a decent lady who isn't a size queen and you'll be fine.

Make a helium exit bag
Be careful where you get your helium, many dealers now mix theirs with oxygen
Or hang yourself from a tree or bridge, that's what I would do

its not .

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

try hard to succeed at college otherwise its a waste of time , maybye military would be best , wish i'd done that when I was you'r age instead of welfare and too much hard cider . go navy , ignore the "gay navy meme" it is so not gay and you will get to travel . they might let you in even with antidepressants . i'd get yourself off them while you still can , funny how the happy people I know are the ones that go out and enjoy life and the depressed ones are the ones on meds

>Look at that pecker wood.
>pecker wood
>nigger detected

Cum for us or sharpie in butthole.

OP are you really that retarded? That's fucking AVERAGE SIZED bro! I'm guessing maybe 5.5 or 6 inches? If you wanna get bigger at least girth wise, start doing some exercises. Quit being an emo faggot and DO SOMETHING. I went from a 5.9 inch dick to a 7 inch one in a year. Get on it and start making that shit better! penis-enlargement.org/beginner_workouts.htm

That's really sad, you're so pathetic you can't even hold a relationship and use sex to prop up your shitty sense of self-worth

Cute, I'd love to suck it

Okay, mr. shill

Thanks, gender?

Don't worry about dick size, chicks don't give a shit, as long as you have a car and some money, you're fine.
If you're feeling lost in college, take a semester off and explore what you'd like to do. Maybe trade school is your bag.

Says the small dicked chink that doesn't wanna improve his size.

lol man you're a hopeful one aren't you

wait, what? Dude, your like.. totally average dick sized, what the hell? Stop watching porn, man - or at least stop caring you don't have a pornstar dick.

Also, it not just about size - you got a good looking D, don't worry about it.

How do you know they're laughing at you? And dude, the key to that is just to not care. It may seem hard at first, but how can they make fun of you if you just make fun of your self? Or just own your quirkiness. Chicks dig funny, confident dudes.

It's like 4 inches and 5 on a good day.

I've asked. I had a whole row of people in my college lecture laughing at my voice and I asked the dude sitting next to me and he said it was my voice. I knew this for years and years though. I have plenty of evidence compiled. It's really hard to take charge of your life when you were allowed to get bullied since you were 11 and adults don't do shit about it.

At least he's cut, too. I've seen way smaller and uncut.

>It's really hard to take charge of your life when you were allowed to get bullied since you were 11 and adults don't do shit about it

Whoa DUDE, it's not their responsibility. I mean if you're 5 it is. You should have just smashed the dude in the face who was laughing at you. If you have nothing else in life OP, you need your respect. Don't take shit from faggots.

sounds like the SJWs got you nice and trained.

I can honestly soak from experience. I was bullied for about 1 day in freshman year. Then I fought the kid, fuck I even lost but nobody fucked with me after that. Do you have a dad growing up OP?

Is my dick small?

I was over a year younger than most of them, a kid who liked to follow the rules, and it was a group of them. They weren't a bunch of thugs either, they were the smart kids.

Yea

you are *technically* correct

Yeah, but I learned from a young age that he was to be feared. He made sure I was punished for playing vidya even. He's the family member I respect the most now, though.

How much is 4 inch in cm and how much would be 15 cm in inch?

>they were the smart kids

Should have broke one of their noses bro, then they wouldn't be too smart lol.

record your voice on vacoroo and post it here, we can help you throught his

Well that's good at least. You're not a nigger by any means.

I'm not OP, I have a deep voice.

i meant OP, i clicked on the wrong post

A hair under 6 inches. 4 inch would be 10.16 cm

I'm not sure how to post audio here. What should I say?

You record it on voocaroo, then post a link here. Say whatever you want.