Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't suicide

Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't suicide

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this

modern drugs
that shia labeouf video
modern video games

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And suicide won't magically grant you another chance - it's not a restart. It's the end. If your life is as pointless that you might aswell be dead get some fucking reason in it - think of the person you want to be and work on becoming that person. Don't be a lazy fuck and get shit done faggot.

Sorry op I'm drawing a blank here

1. You might get pity sex right after you kill yourself, do you want your future sex mule to find your body?

2. Why end your story the easy way? You still haven't shat in an air-conditioning unit for a public building yet have you?

3. You may be able to prove your disappointed parents wrong.

you can have a glorious death in the race wars to come. giving your live now, for nothing, would be wasted

kek

What's up, kid?

1-Blood is hard to clean up
2-Removing the corpse is a waste of other people's time
3-There's no bullshit like heaven, hell or even reincarnation.

Do it, become an hero.

1. Suicide is for fags
2. Suicide is for queers
3. Suicide is fuckin gay

It's dangerous;
fucking idiot.

checked

wait until im fucking you

TRIPS

I can't think of any. Bye bye

careful, you can still kill yourself with blanks if its point blank range

You could die

seriously ? well, you need to travel the world, that will enrich your soul and your will to live

Because nobody will care. Might as well stick it out and try to have some fun.

Because you'll probably fuck it up and be disfigured for life or mentally retarded.

Because it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem .

??

U WOT M8?

Because you can die from it.

1 - You are not alone, I know what you are going through now is shit, but there are people out there who will help you if you just open up to them.

2 - Suicide is a permanent end to a temporary problem.

3 - You got dubs

Fallout new vegas
the smell of the grass in the night
candy popcorn

1. Just
2. Do
3. It

When you die, your family will be upset for a while but they will get past it. Your friends will forget you.

You'll fade away as if you never existed and they will all still be happy, have parties, have sex and do all the things they would do anyway.

If you're so set on offing yourself at least become a serial killer or mass murderer and get killed by a horde of cops. Damn son have some ambition.

You'll be dead, who the fuck cares. GO HULK MODE.

No matter how shitty you think your life may be, it's still better than living in Africa.

The only person holding you back from whatever you want to do, is you.

You get one life to live so might as well make the most of it.

Nice double dubs,but how about quads

Kill this guy before you do yourself.

1-You cant do back flip to perform the perfect an hero.
2-Your dead body would be an inconvenience to somebody.
3-Who would fuck your dad after your dead?

Now I want to kill myself... So sad...

shitty reasons. if you live until old age you'll waste a shitton of some doctors' time and somebody's money and people die anyway so your heaven/hell/reincarnation shit doesn't stick

...

fucking normalfag

>You get one life to live
How can you know there isn't more, what if you get to reroll

My man ;)

DONT DIE!!!

try this then look at videos at people jumping off bridges and see how happy they are to made the choice to kill themselves. almost all of them regret it.

>video games
>food
>porn

that has nothing to do with your previous, idiotic post

Wait - does a reporter interview the corpses like: "If you think your suicide was a good idea, say something!" or when the person survived the impact "I see that your legs are broken and your hip is shattered but how do you feel about making that jump?"

revenge
retaliation
retribution

why make the fuckers happy that put you in that situation? if you have nothing to lose, you know what to do...

forgot pic

-Don't do it, you are a virgin
-Suck a cock here
-Because how to pay here for?

ok let me just kill society

Only one.

You can at least access the internet apparently. Are you really going to want to miss out on all of that porn?

See, this guy.

He wanted to kill mimself, if he did nobody would of even known he existed. He killed a load of people first, now? Everyone knows that glorious mother fucker.

If you're gonna die, why not be famous as fuck?

hi kid

hey daddy how are you? :3

No glory in that. If he went into some extremist mosque with terrorist affiliation or to a meeting for murderers who were not convicted, sure he'd get some glory. Killing some girls because they didn't like his autism isn't glorious.

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Hang yourself but don't break your neck, have an automated text message to send to your Mum 10 minutes after, have her find your body hanging from ceiling, get permanent brain damage from lack of oxygen to your brain resulting in you being in a wheelchair for the rest of your life meaning someone has to look after you and then you never have to do anything ever again.

great video, thanks

>dubs
>vagine
>drugs

we are literaly months away from the biggest happening in a fuckton of years.
You really dont wanna miss this.

which is that, WW3?

true shit mane