/brit/

>why yes I am an Australian

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fuck off yanks
reminder - don't reply to yanks

why yes!

potato famine

a woman will never be president of the United Stats

I've been to a sex show in a swanky mansion on Bishop's Avenue like the one in the film Sexy Beast, ask me anything

mexican meteorologist

you will never be in the United States

I've been to a strip club

AMA

i live in border town and have visa to cross legally

haven't made enough money this week to go to the brothel fuckssake

we didn't actually elect a woman, she just formed a minority government

whats bishops avenue

t. resident of juarez

wow brits are easy to make mad

What's wrong with the Paddies tonight?

5th wank of the day is officially complete lads

BPD ruined any chance at a good life

think ye might have a problem laddie

wish i was a japanese school idol

liverpool lost

Huge community of mansions on the outskirts of London, mostly owned by Russians and Arabs these days. It's where the elites go to have degenerate parties like in Eyes Wide Shut

AaAhhHh Yeeessss~

the worst thing about being addicted to drugs is the fact other people have genuine problems whereas yours are entirely of your own making

dad said i can get the oled :)

Ah yes she seems like a fun girl

if me dad is american and my mum is britsh, but i was born and raised in australia, does that make me more british than american?

abusing benzos again lads

bonga bonga deported shittons of illegals when he was president.......................now imagine what will happen with drumpf

ah yes, let's punish the poor workers who have no say in what laws they have to enforce as well as costing myself more than twice i was supposed to pay to "prove a point"

fucking yanks

youtube.com/watch?v=8wGD84j0_t8

he brings cocaine across the border for los zetas

It makes you neither British nor American

You're first-generation Australian

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benzos are the gay man's drug

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

business idea: make quebec anglophone again

Picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture
Bomb the hoochies with precision my intention's to get richer
With the S-N double-O-P, Dogg my fuckin homey
Youse a cold ass nigga on them hogs

Sho nuff, I keep my hand on my gun, cuz they got me on the run
Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome
Free Tupac, is all that's on a niggaz mind
But at the same time it seem they tryin to take mine
So I'ma get smart, and get defensive and shit
And put together a million march, for some gangsta shit

preach it brother!

this, unless you're a wog no one calls themselves anything but Australian if raised here

this is why legal tender laws are a thing

Australia is basically the UK

*brrrrrrpppp*

what's a social life like?

Awkward at first, good in the middle part then shit again

yeah canada too, probably even a little more than australia

ehhh ahhhh ehhhhh ughhhhh

what does ""brrrrpppp" means?

When the time comes, will you answer the call?

I think I'll watch the Liverpool vs Arsenal 1989 match

>hiberno-irish
>he needed to go to school to learn english
Gaygór, l.o.l.

the call that saved britain

Colombian women are very fuckable

I've seen some shit in my life, no joke

i'd fuck her though

beyonce and rihanna are not attractive to me. am i different or do i just see through the propaganda?

Laughing uncontrollably

why the fuck are my youtube videos suddenly skipping to the end when there's like 20 seconds left?

why is mexicANO so obsessed with drumpf

Passed my test in a Willy's Jeep

WOW never forget the potato famine, now gib me ur money

Nah Australia is basically the UK in a better climate with a bit of yank mixed in

are rasheeds really white?????

If your flag does NOT have a union jack on it, then get the FUCK out of /brit/

*loads a musket*

It's ok to be a bit different sweetie it's 2017 bee proud x

Seems the banter has dried up and people are throwing out gimmicks left and right to see what sticks, very interesting. *jots it down*

wall

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what are you implying

to: brits in this thread

why are you still awake at this hour

why is the """english""" poster so worried when i talk about trump?

>better climate
>so hot it literally kills people
>if you don't die from the heat you can expect an early death from skin cancer

I'm vaping Askari Sandalwood.

I detect subtle notes of amaretto and macchiato.

Good stuff, this.

Really good post. Why are they even here? /brit/ should be UK, Australia and New Zealand only.

Would love to know what I'm looking at

Drumpf got elected 2 months ago and has not even started building the wall

I want my money back

i am not worried

>who is REALLY white?

most people are just vapid morons

I thought americans liked to brag about how much sun they get compared to the uk

If she had blue eyes I think she would be white

Only pasty ginger cunts let the weather affect them. I'm talking about the cities there, not bumfuck outback country

drumpf has been prime minister for 2 days where the FUCK is my government mandated gf

I'm a spotty virgin with no life.

i..i..i am...n..not WORRIED!

Post gimmicks

>most people are just vapid morons

some of them are

could walk over there right now

map of indo european languages

unironically agnostic

what about antique arab qt's

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fawzia_Fuad_of_Egypt

where's canada

/brit/ gimmick stocks are down. time to sell sell sell

In /cum/ with the other Yanks

I AM NOT WORRIED REEEEEEEE

hahahaha look everybody its a picture of the mexican in his basement

same here

i don't think i could ever fuck an (east) asian girl without a condom. my mind immediately screams "diseased" when i see them

Not sure how that correlates to whiteness but ok

Maybe Pedro and Tyrone do but I'll look like a cooked lobster in no time if the sun is out and I'm not covered up