12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 67, 78, 89, 90 decides wha my I say next

12, 23, 34, 45, 56, 67, 78, 89, 90 decides wha my I say next

Not Your Personal Hand.
Dumbass.

Don't be a faggot

and exactly why would you be sat on my face?

can i sit on your face? i think i'd be more comfortable?

Eww why would you want to sit on my face? That would smell badly

This sounds as fucking gay as
"Including the end of your vagina"

You're both gigantic faggots, seriously learn to speak to women you illiterate niggers.

My head is very small if you sit on my face it might engulf me and I might die

can you shit in my mouth babe

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I'd rather put my dick in your face

reroll

Nahh baby i dont want you catching herpes.

DON'T BE A FAG OP

rereroll

Lol. Same numbers apply

>the end of your vagina
>the end
>of your vagina

this won op

winner

OP implied her vagina is comparable to Mariana Trench

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Gibe da pusi b0ss

She looks like a landwhale, OP

Not if I spear you with my cock first

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Tell me about your dad

reroll

Sharpie in pooper pliss

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fucking slut

I want to get impaled on your father's fleshy and rigid shaft.

i wanna puch the inside of your asshole with my dick

Tell me about your dad, you fucking slut

> fix'd

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How about you send me a nude pic and I decide whether or not that pussy of yours will engulf my face? ;)

do this op

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win

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if you are going to murder me with your vagina can I rape you with my fist?

Teeth? My dad lost a finger.... Said it had teeth.

How about I sit on your face?

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Kek

Are you going to vote this November?

I just wanna lay by your side and browse Lolis withchu.

has he ever fucked you?

fucking kek

reroll

Send a pic of your dick and ask if she likes it

Harambe did not die for this

Ha

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Did your dad teach you the vagina ninjutsu?

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This

I let you sit on my face as long as you suck black dick at the same time

So how do you think about men who cry after sex? Cause sometimes I get a bit emotional

Op here. Not gonna ask that, too far

have you ever sat on his face?

Is he sad that he raised you?

I need your advice as I am about to do something drastic to change my sex. My parents are okay with me doing this, they understand and now some jackass therapist has to do a full diagnosis on me to see what I already know: That I'm a transsexual. This will take a long time and after that there are still 12 months of taking hormones and living as a fake woman (I'll still have what I don't want, a dick) before they even consider doing the operation. I saw on Jerry Springer once this guy who had body integrity identity disorder and wanted to lose his leg and he just sawed it off, then called paramedics. I'm thinking something similar, but can't bring myself to actually cutting off my dick and balls, since that would be slow and painful. Instead I am thinking of using my fathers gun to shoot myself in the dick and then quickly calling the ambulance. My question here is what is wisdom? Since I was more in to girls stuff as a kid I never truly took up my dads offer to learn how to shoot a pistol right. Don't get me wrong I know a little but even had I taken shooting lessons he wouldn't have taught me this. I'm afraid that if I first put my penis on the desk in example, there may be shrapnel from the bullet as well as from the table. I really need advice here. What would be the best way to do this? And don't try to talk me out of this. I'm very determined to change in to a woman. Not in a year, not in several years, no, today. Please help.

Roland.

Ill go for a reroll

Is he into threesomes?

Next winrar

Aw shit nigga.

I'd like to meet your dad ;)

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Sho me your pussy baby ;)

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To start off I would like to say that I'm 15 and my little sister is 9. Now, it wasn't till recently where my whole life changed, it happened last Thursday when my parents went to a work formal and made me babysit my sister. Normally my sister is quiet and doesn't bother me which is good but this night it was different. So my parents left me some money to buy pizza so I felt pretty good. When the pizza came my sister took it and went upstairs so I just started watching some Foxtel. I was flicking through the channels boring myself to to death because Foxtel in general is shit so I hit up some "Special interests" channels ;). I went to go check on my sister to make sure I was safe to beat off without her popping in. I quickly headed back to the TV and began to rub my penis. This porno was pretty hot I must admit and I kept stopping and going and just playing around, after about 15 minutes I was about climax and I hear "Josh What are you doing?" The first thought that went through my mind was "FUCK!" I quickly hid my boner with a pillow and changed the channel "Amy, go away" but she just stood there. I could feel the awkwardness building up she said "Josh, what was on the TV? I kept hearing weird noises" I was going red and said "It was nothing, just a ad" she said "Okay, can I sit next to you?" so, you sat next to me and my boner was RIGHT under the pillow and she laid on top of it! She started playing with my leg and me being the ticklish person I am jumped and the pillow fell off revealing my penis. For about ten seconds she stared at it then she grabbed it I yelled and said "AMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING" but I didn't push her off it just felt so good and she began to lick it. I know it sounds fucked up but I enjoyed and when I cummed in her mouth I liked it! That's fucking fucked! She ran away laughing and I just sat there stunned.......Any ideas?

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Wanna trade some newds?

Winrar

This

Do it op

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How would he react if he saw this conco you dumb slut?

Would you destroy the sun if given the opportunity? Why or why not?

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Dumb cunt

Ok i was at the YMCA swimming pool and me and this girl are good friends. So outside she was saying like we should go to family change room. I was wondering why, but i didnt question her. So when we entered i went to the change room, and she said she will stay outside at the lockers and change. Because nobody was there. And after i changed into my swimming trunks i jumped out of the changing booth and bam~ she was standing there exposing her but. Then she turned around to get something out of her swimming bag. and i saw her front body parts. It was my first time seeing a naked girl in real life, and i was shocked that her V*GINA had hair on it, and i didnt have any hair since im a late bloomer. She screamed at me and i ran out and said sorry on msn. And she wont even talk to me anymore! how do i get her to be my friend again...i dont want our friendship to be broken just cuz i saw her with fully naked??

My mom is stacked like a brick house.

KEK

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Don't hate because your shitty dubs didn't pull a win

I am a weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.

So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. There is nothing I want more than to be with him

she used to touch my pooper a lot

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She usually likes 3 - 5 black dicks at the same damn time

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