So I have gotten a lot of positive feedback here on this new style of eating.
It's called footballing. Those of you new to the style, welcome.
Foodballing is the art of combining various foods at one sitting into balls.
You gently remove ball from to enjoy when meal is done.
If you need some tips let me know and I am working on a how to guide for future threads
>pic related. It's sausage, egg, biscuit hashbrown and pancake mixture.
That is considered advanced leveled. Start with two to three first timers.
Joshua Howard
>You gently remove ball from to enjoy when meal is done.
Blake Turner
Bump
With a beginner level sample, cereal..suck out absorbed milk, chewe and roll into balls, suck out saliva moisture and place back in bowl.
It will reabsorbe the milk and have a wonderful texture as a treat.
Bentley Diaz
Forgot picture
Jace Young
NIGGA WTF
Juan Bailey
Dude. I mean FUCK DUDE
Parker Nguyen
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Samuel Parker
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Jonathan Young
Posting in this epic thread
Kayden Ortiz
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Jace Nguyen
someone fucking screencap this
Hunter Adams
please tell me you have more pics
Jace Green
What's the point?
Justin Morris
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Blake Cruz
how do i kill myself
Jacob Wood
just watch this thread
Carter Thomas
The point from to enjoy when meal is done.
Jaxon King
epic
Ian Morris
Oh fucking hell no. That's more repulsive htan my grandma's heel shavings.
Nathan Cook
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Nicholas Turner
Yes I do bread sticks , pizza and chicken poppers
Christopher Fisher
This is too good
Gavin Anderson
this is what Sup Forums was made for but I dont understand whats going on..
Wyatt Cruz
Retarded forced nonsense. Newfags these days want to be part of epic threads so bad that they'll freak out about anything.
Luke Hughes
fuck, i don't know what to say
Eli Ortiz
Your English is as horrible as your eating habits.
Jeremiah Anderson
epicc xDD I can to speak bad as well
Jose Lopez
This.
Brandon Lee
The point is texture and a true eating experience.
I've just recently started documenting my style and it's growing and spreading.
I am sure you will see others posting theirs soon. I left instructions last week to snap and share their technique
Ethan Gray
Oh I get it. You chew all the stuff, spit it out and roll into balls. It's like regurgitating. Nice.
Jayden Nelson
This is fucking great. We have to get "Footballing" trending on twitter. Pass it off as some healthy digestion alternative that prevents colon cancer.
William Nelson
>This thread
Nicholas Bailey
No we don't. Fuck off with your randumb forced maymays.
>picc related, its pants but its also a face :^^)
Nolan Sanchez
Gross.
wtf bro. You definitely can't into women doing that shit in front of them.
You must be poor as fuck, homie. I feel for your struggles but damn son..
Isaac Cox
Dude do you fucking chew it up, spit it out then roll it into balls? I'm fucking laughing and projectile vomiting here.
I can never enjoy meatballs again
Easton Gutierrez
Not really regurgitation, it's more like another level of food enjoyment.
Now I don't want to over sell it but it's almost sensual. Really surprised no one has taken a picture of their style of eating.
Camden Jackson
great meme mate XDD
Juan Collins
Because that's not how homosapiens eat?
Luke Lee
Put food in mouth, chew, swallow. It's that fucking easy you retarded mong. Is there anything your parents didn't fail at?
Adrian Ross
>You gently remove ball from to enjoy i'll have to remember this. has anyone ever gone so far as to......
Jonathan Morales
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Jayden Allen
I do regret the typos , I am on my phone and auto correct isn't ready for these ground breaking words. Also kids swinging at phone.
I will make am mends with my favorite foodballing picture.
The number 2 . I can do this one while driving.
Nolan Brown
Something better will come along in December watch. Something that specifically targets moms and then they'll tell their friends and it will spread like wildfire. Moms make the worst bait turn into something legendary and all the normies believe it.
Andrew Wright
the fuck?
Angel Rivera
So is it customary to trade foodballs with other people at the table once you've made them?
Mason Morgan
this nigga srs
Jeremiah Davis
Why December, user?
Noah Moore
>suck out saliva moisture
Owen Mitchell
jesus fuck
we need a screencap of this now
Logan Davis
What else can you expect from cumdumpsters but worthless shit.
David Reed
No it is a private matter. I feel like you guys can't even think outside the box, go ahead and eat how someone else told you too, but you'll never know the flavors that are released from foodballing.
Logan Stewart
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Benjamin Bell
Low quality screen cap. We need a master to compile this.
Justin Mitchell
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Juan Price
this site went to shit almost a decade ago,but all the replies scrape the bottom of the barrel
Jaxson Adams
If only someone would invent chewing food...oh wait they have you're just an idiot.
Mason Sanchez
Jesus man, take it easy, I was just trying to keep an open mind about your new way of eating and wanted to introduce it to my family. I rarely eat alone and wanted to know the proper way to do this as part of a family style meal.
Blake Nguyen
Send it /Ck/
Isaiah Jackson
People don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Gavin Ramirez
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Kayden Williams
I'm worried my wife wouldn't approve. It's new and new things scare the illinformed. But you ..or even I could accidentally leave a foodball out for her to find and judge her reaction.
I have to see what she thinks...if she would even eat it.
Luke Gomez
i hope your wife realizes how fucking weird you are and divorces you
Levi Russell
This nigga big secret he too dumb to eat normal. Big genius snowflake mofucka.
Jeremiah Martinez
Its either a low point in peoples lives because the holidays depress them or its their favorite time because the holidays make them happy. So people have a lot of feelings in the month. Moms amongst others have the most feelings and tend to hype things up.
We will all come together and think of something great to throw at people during that month that will either make their month better or worse depending on how you look at it. Its coming. It will be better than this foodballing monstrosity.
Cameron Cooper
Looking forward to it
Ryan Morales
All your pictures are so high res its ridiculous!
Bentley Taylor
>prevents colon cancer.
Brody Allen
There's thinking outside the box and then there's shit like this.
What point does it serve to partially digest your food, spit it out, roll it into balls and re-eat it? Are you a fucking canary or a pigeon or some shit?
Carson White
Could you not just use a blender?
Liam Hughes
Ok... I'll leave a foodball out for your wife. Just give me your address and I'll put one in the fridge.
Brody Adams
You do this in public
James Cook
Take it off incognito you pussy
Justin Lewis
>implying incognito does anything significant
Ian Sanders
>Then why the fuck have it on in the first place
James Hughes
Forgot pic
Thomas Watson
This some advanced level autism right here
William Wright
>cos he doesn't want mom taking his phone of him and checking his history
Jack Lewis
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Jace Kelly
This idea has been around for ages. We used to roll our salami sandwiches into balls in elementary school. We'd stick a pop sickle stick in them and eat them like a corn dog on the playground.
Noah Morris
>Useless gimmicky features m7
Blake Mitchell
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Jose Brown
That made me laugh.
But seriously if there are footballers lurking, we can meet up another time...to many nay sayers.
Matthew Ramirez
There's an autistic boy who comes in to the DQ I work at every weekend with his care worker. He does this with his food. I thought it was weird as fuck. He also dunks his little burger and fry balls in a cup of water before he eats them.
Adrian Lewis
They're good photographs though. Compositionally well setup
Andrew Jackson
That's gross, I do dunk them into chick Fila sauce. But I find it to be overkill, ha even an autistic boy can do it and these guys are acting so above it.
Carter Jackson
When I was about 10 yrs old I would do this at school, it tasted best with tiny teddies (biscuits) I'd chew them then take it back out of my mouth and eat it chewed. Then I got a bit older and realised it was gross.. did taste better though.
Logan Jenkins
what
Jack Parker
I think autistic people are really really good at footballing honestly
Luis Flores
why
Leo Mitchell
As a psychologist major, Your projecting a lust for cock. You're gayness is an appropriate amazing
Sebastian Nguyen
I understand that he's chewing the food to blend the flavors, I got that much ya. But spitting it out and then rolling it does fuck all except make it slimy and just fucking bile to look at. Like.. You have pizza, Pizza looks good enough to eat yes? But then you chew it up and spit it out to roll it.. It looks like a vomit riceball my dude. That looks better than pizza to you?
Jaxson Stewart
TLDR
Nathaniel King
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Mason Allen
jij, 69
David Flores
Read the fucking thread
Noah Cruz
Alright simple version. He chews pizza to eat a form of vomit later.
Ayden Jenkins
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Hudson King
If did not chew first texture is not right.
Next time gently remove ball from to enjoy.
Owen Hall
Sadly, this is one of the best threads I've seen on this shit site for years.