Convince me to go buy one of these, freeze it and stick it in my ass Sup Forums

Convince me to go buy one of these, freeze it and stick it in my ass Sup Forums

You should buy one of those, freeze it, and stick it in your ass.

I think you should buy a gooey duck, freeze it, and shove it up your ass.

Has anyone ever touched one? would it work fresh or would it be too floppy?

Y not

You should buy one of those, freeze it, and stick it your ass.

Double dubs, do it op

Checked.

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Quad reverse dubs have spoken.

Faith has decided OP

Keep thread Alive until OP delivers
>OP delivers
>op
>delivers
Topkek

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yes.. whatever the fuck it is

it's geoduck you dumbfuck

Sounds like you've already make up your mind, OP. Please just find a humane way to euthanize the clam before freezing it, an innocent life should not have to suffer due to your perversion.

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You are 100x as dumb as everyone thinks you are
shit brain

It's a geoduck

Freezing it just puts it to sleep. Which is the point. The heat his insides create will wake it up and give a weird sensation

wow, what a comeback!

>Waits for OP

The worse thing is u still responded.
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls....
This shitpool just gets worse every year

why do you care so much you whiny cunt?

Cuz I want OP TO SHOVE THAT GEODUDE UP HIS ASS
>I'm whinin
>u faggy 12yo.. Fuck back off to 9fag

seriosuly this one made me laugh

Still waiting

Do it, then get a rectal cam and post pics of your new colon parasites

Yes, give life to more useful and productive members of society OP

>op will deliver

seems pointless. if you freeze it then might as well just stick a stick of ice up your butt.

Not solid af obv just enough to make it hard. And then use a Fulton of lube

>9fag confirmed.

Back you go little guy