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Americans attempt to make a sausage roll edition

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You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

tfw no motorcycle gf

might start smoking cigs

American sausage is loads better than British sausage, tbqhwy

t. Former Brit

devilish

xD wtf that's a sausage roll in america??? XDDD how ridiculous

Don't just talk about it. Do it. Be a man of action.

women can't ride motorcycles because the vibrations give them orgasms

step off im 23 im ancient

Americans are a plague on the world

t. Former American

what if life is just a really long advert for death?

Your gimmick is waning

>beef sausage croissant

>1994

disgusting

aziz ansari is on snl right now doing an absolutely grim monologue. he seems like one of those "entertainers" that people only say they like so as to seem less racist.

she wasn't that great anyway

if you weren't born in 1988 or earlier you need to FUCK OFF

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You now remember that girl you fancied and were good mates with then tried to make a move but failed which ultimately soured the friendship

>snl
FOY

it's only january mate, it's likely that he was born in 1993

shar't

unironically 1999 here

get in the grave

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Becky

should I watch the murray match or vidya

nah im 22 but 23 in a few weeks so just taken to calling myself 23

Gave in and poured myself a glass of red wine. REALLY hoping this doesn't turn into 2 bottles

Same

antoher one from the vault

>check the catalog
>loads of bog threads

i'm glad

can't believe all these geriatric old farts are strutting around /brit/ like they own the place

if you're over 22, you need to FUCK OFF

Would desu

haha

yeah

her name was Amy

I'm 30 this year. Respect your elders, you mutant.

im 24 :(

nah oldfags are the best posters desu.

you don't say? i'm 21 myself turning 22 in a few weeks also but i can't bring myself to call myself 22 quite yet

just turned 18 a couple days ago

I'm 17

wizard to be?

it gets harder when you turn 24 and realise you're mid 20's

what day?

>tfw was literally born in 1999

sic 'im janny!

I'm 7

>beef sausage

Absolutely nothing wrong with beef sausage.

I've had sex with 50+ girls.

tfw actually quite handsome and manipulative.

16th

plz no dox

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>tfw born in 1942

wow me too

trumpsters on suicide watch

age is just a social construct wake the fuck up

Choon: youtube.com/watch?v=zrbNeOEG0GY

business idea: report brown people i dont like as illegal immigrants

I'm 35. Shouldn't you be in bed, junior?

heads up, the janny goes fucking APE if you claim to be under 18 hahahaha

i'm 117

iktf. im rich, tall, handsome, close with my family, and have good friends

only downfall is im too picky so haven't had a gf in like 6 years.

would never

creasing

Fuck off '00

yeah? well i was born in the early morning here which would have been the day before in yankland so i'm older than you so fuck off you little shit

I don't have sex with uggos or fat people. Other than that, I don't have too much standards. Though my standards are high if I want to be in a relationship.

>20 in less than a month

A sausage roll is not acceptable unless it's made from pork sausage, FOY we run this shit

>be overweight manlet
>can still easily get a gf/wife because half of my family are jewish and would gladly set me up with one of their friends daughters

oy vey!

>things that wouldn't happen: the post

this. I identify as 200 years old

emma morano leave.

3 foot 3 and built like an american sausage roll

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

More like

>Hillary whines in her shrill, awful hag voice
>Putin doesn't give a shit and keeps doing what he's doing because she won't follow through and won't do a fucking thing.

nobody takes Hillary seriously

students need to FUCK OFF, literally know nothing about the real world

it suits my agenda of my life being over to be as old as possible

>there's only one person left from the 1800s still alive

Ok, headless man.

good evening mexicano

>visa in the captcha

haha!

I'm 30

Pretty much the same. Very picky with who I start a relationship with. Too old to be wasting time dating people im not crazy about

not an argument

>like the shell-shocked boy in the meme and the little girl on twitter
is this ironic or not?

do you think corbyn browses /brit/?

I'm a UK citizen. I've had a fair few sausage roll. Americans do sausage better.

oh sorry didn't realise that this was the american politics general haha my mistake x

>tfw 18
>stressed as fuck
>feel like the worlds against me
>loads of problems and anxiety
>still have no gf
>have only had sex once

Vocaroo

Post passport

gas yourselves fucking retards

>I'm a UK citizen

>30 in 10 years
>feels like i was playing pokemon at age 10 yesterday

i've had sex i'd estimate 6 times. 4 with one fat girl, and 2 with a less fat but more ugly girl

you should have 0 stress at all as you should be going to college in a few months

Didn't realise that this was the leafs moaning thread. Oh, it isn't. Shoo shoo, leafy.

>18
>have had sex
fuck off normie re

sorry mate

Post your papers please

having a quarter life crisis haha

>JU-U-U-U-UST

actually yes, i'm currently waiting for the benzos to knock me out so i can temporarily abate the pain of hellscape that is my life