I wanna share with you Sup Forums something that happened to me not so long ago, bear with me as I haven't pre-written the whole thing.
>Be me. >24 >White male, average build, 5'8", decent looking 6/10. >At a college party (Towson University) with a couple of friends. >Spot an absolutely stunning brunette across the room. >White, athletic, 5'6", 9/10, 22 years old (found out later). >We'll call her Claire. >Friends convince me to go talk to her. >She's way out of my league. >I'm totally beta when it comes to women. >Drunkenness makes me slightly less beta around women. >Manage to walk over and strike up a conversation. >Igotthis.jpeg >This girl is actually really interesting and nice to talk to. >Not like the other girls at the party (slutty, DTF). >Despite still being a virgin, I'm okay with this. >Again, beta as fuck. >Party starts to settle down. >Claire and I go sit down on the couch. >We cuddle. >She kisses me. >We make out. >We pass out cuddled on the couch.
Connor Fisher
I was sodomized by my uncle Lester when I was 7.
Lucas Moore
bump
Michael Murphy
>Morning comes. >Realize after last night that we still want to get to know eachother. >Exchange numbers. >Friend's are all over me asking if we fucked. >stillavirgin.jpeg >Over the next few weeks, we keep in touch. >Hook up around campus to hang out and study. >Find out we have a lot in common. >She likes comics, football, and the same music as me. >isthisreallife.jpeg >Claire's been giving me signals that she's interested. >I stop being a beta fag and ask her out for a legit date. >We go see a movie. >We make out through almost the whole thing. >I drive her back to her dorm and she invites me in. >Her roommate's out. >Says she's not ready to go all the way. >She gives me an AMAZING blowjob instead. >feelsgoodman.jpeg >We say our goodbyes and I go home.
Jeremiah Bennett
OP here, is anyone reading/interested? Should i keep posting?
Jonathan Parker
go on
Landon Sanchez
GO ahead bro
William Gomez
Go on...
Easton Jones
>Fast forward six months. >We've started seriously dating in that time. >Have grown closer both physically and emotionally. >Still haven't had sex. >soon.jpeg >It's a rainy night. >Don't want to go out. >Claire meets me at my apartment for a stay-home movie date. >She's wearing a cute little black dress. >Looks classy and sexy, not slutty. >She's never seen A Nightmare on Elm Street. >This is unacceptable. >Cozy up on my couch while we watch it. >Barely get to the first death before she's climbed on top of me. >Claire starts kissing my neck and grinding on me. >Locks lips with me as she starts unzipping my pants. >Omgitshappening.jpeg >She pushes her panties to the side and guides my dick in. >Oh my fucking God, this is the best moment of my life. >She rides me for a good ten minutes or so before I cum. >Didn't have a condom, not a single fuck given. >We finish the movie (and a few others) and she stays the night.
Gavin Rivera
Keep goin nigga
Ethan Jones
Was Claire a loch Ness monster?
Cooper James
>Fast forward three years. >I'm still too ashamed to tell my mom about it. >Still haven't confronted my dad. >Out of college. >Job market fucking sucks. >Still in contact with Claire. >We've been able to get over our romantic attraction. >Trying to foster a healthy sibling relationship instead. >Doesn't feel weird for us to talk anymore. >Still lost my virginity to my half-sister. >Still have sexual attraction for her.
Hunter Cox
bumping for interest
Alexander Young
>Fast forward three months or so. >Claire and I have been going strong. >Having sex regularly at this point. >Find out she has a very kinky side to her. >Not the BEST at sex, but am I complaining? >lolnope >More importantly, we've become attached at the hip emotionally. >I can actually say I love this girl. >Classes are going good. >Grades are high. >Working a well-paid part time job. >Never been happier. >Holidays are coming around and she wants me to meet her folks up in New York. >Tell her I have to go see my mom for Christmas, but I'll come up for New Years. >She agrees. >It's important to note that Claire is not into social media. >She's a little paranoid about people looking at her personal life on the web. >I ask her what her parents are like so I know what I'm up against. >She gives a brief description, pretty generic. >Wish I could FB stalk, but they don't have Facebook either.
Levi Bailey
i feel like we missed a post before this
Jordan Reyes
Feels like you missed a pretty fucking important step here
Cameron Walker
>Spend the Christmas season with mom. >Holidays are always hard for her. >Her dad hung himself around Christmas. >Keep her company until the day before New Years. >Go up to New York. >snoweverywhere.jpeg >Finally make it to the house. >Wow, this place is really swanky. >Big log cabin house, boat in the front yard and shit. >I'm actually really nervous to meet Claire's parents. >Knock cautiously on the door. >No-one answers. >Knock again and hear a voice on the other side. >Hear the locks jiggle and the door swings open. >This moment was literally the most decidedly awkward moment of my life.
Ignore him, I'm OP
Asher Hill
Get your shit together OP
Brandon Nelson
>Rewind 24 years or so. >OP is born. >Scumbag biodad abandons me to a fairly well-adjusted single parent childhood. >Grow up not knowing who he is. >Get interested when I turn 18. >Mom is uncomfortable telling me, but does anyways. >She gives me his name, where he went when he left, etc. >And a picture of him. >Fast forward back to New Years. >A man opens the door to my gf's parents house. >A thousand NOPES are screaming in my head. >This cannot be happening. >It's my dad.
Austin Jenkins
>This moment was literally the most decidedly awkward moment of my life. you monster, stopping at a moment like this
Owen Adams
Pls continue op
Austin Smith
>I'm literally trying not to vomit as he welcomes me in. >Internally, I'm a bubbling mess of emotion. >Angry at my dad for 24 years of daddy issues. >Disgusted that I may be dating/fucking my half sister. >Everything is surreal. >He leads me to kitchen where Claire and her mom are making dinner. >They greet me, the mom hugs me, Claire kisses me on the cheek. >I awkwardly exclaim that I have to use the bathroom. >Run around the corner to go. >Realize I don't know where it is. >Claire meets me in the hallway and asks if everything is alright. >NO.jpeg >I bottle up my feelings and tell her I'm just nervous. >She shows me to the bathroom. >I turn on the sink and bathroom fan. >Commence full blown emotional breakdown.
Cameron Barnes
Fuck off you no parents having retard cuck
Anthony Gonzalez
this is either pasta or you are the same user, i know this story op
Isaiah Young
>Been in the bathroom for about ten minutes. >Finally find some kind of self composure. >Resolve that it's possible that she's adopted. >Come out and they've already set up the table. >Claire's mom notices I've been crying. >Internally scramble for an excuse. >Tell her about my grandpa that killed himself. >goodsave.jpeg >Sit down for dinner. >I scarf down my food. >At this point, I'm trying to focus on anything but my dad and gf/sister. >Awkwardly converse for about a half an hour. >Tell them that I'm not feeling well and would like to turn in. >They show me to the guest room where I'll be saying. >I fall on the bed and stare at the ceiling. >Claire comes into my room. >Her attitude is a combination of pissed off and confused. >She wants to know what my problem is. >Make up the excuse that I'm not feeling well and I'll be better tomorrow. >Tomorrow comes. >It's easier now that the initial shock has worn off. >Weekend goes by smooth-ish.
Evan Torres
more alpha
Dylan Lopez
Aw man that sucks dude. Kinda grim how you did yer half sister.
Angel Gray
>Still traumatized internally when I get back to my home (apartment that is). >For the next few weeks, Claire and I barely see each other. >I can tell she's getting nervous that I want to break up. >I'm not sure that I don't. >She comes to my apartment unannounced. >Dressed uncharacteristically slutty. >Immediately forces herself on me when I open the door. >She practically tackles me to the ground like a fucking lioness in heat. >This is hot but I can't do this. >Don't want to be too rough, but I push her off me. >She gets angry demanding why I don't want to be around her anymore. >I scramble thinking of bullshit excuses. >"I've just been really busy." >Claire calls me out on my bullshit. >She asks me if I want to break up. >I say yes. >She asks me if it's because of her parents. >ohtheirony.jpeg >I scream at her to get the hell out of my apartment. >Beta user tried to sound intimidating. >She storms out in tears. >Fast forward a few weeks. >Spring semester has started. >A few months later. >My grades are tanked. >Can't stop thinking about Claire, my Dad, and the whole situation. >I talk to a school counselor. >Even he thinks this is fucked up. >Tell my best friend about it. >He doesn't believe me. >I'm seriously depressed. >Can't turn to my mom because I'm ashamed. >No-one reliable to turn to. >Decide to an hero. >The night of I get ridiculously wasted. >Good thing I tied the noose beforehand. >Get a phonecall from one of Claire's friends. >She goes on this huge rant about how Claire misses me. >Drunkenly blab about planned an hero. >Pass out drunk on the floor.
Samuel Hall
I feel like I've read this before...
Cooper Evans
jesus fucking christ dude
Caleb Young
>Wake up the next morning hung over as fuck. >I'm on the couch. >Make out fuzzy outline in the corner of my eye. >It's Claire. >She explains to me how her friend told her about my call. >She came to help. >At this point she is prying to know what the hell is wrong. >Convinced that this has something to do with our breakup. >She's not wrong. >I tell her that she really doesn't want to know. >She says something about it can't be worth dying for. >I have an epiphany. >She's right, maybe it's not that bad. >Sit there, eyes darting around. >Awkward as shit. >Thinking of what to say. >Not going to get less awkward. >I muster up every ounce of courage I can in my beta heart. >I pull out the picture of my dad in the couch-side cuboard. >I tell her. >I explain the whole thing. >Needless to say, it didn't go over well. >At first there was disbelief. >Then anger. >Then disgust. >Claire is convinced that I knew about it. >user is not a normalfag. >She storms out demanding I keep away from her. >godfuckingdammit.jpeg >Realize I feel lighter having said it. >But still, she won't talk to me >I'm just sitting there and i swear my mind was empty >I didn't even know what to think >When suddenly i hear the door opening slowly >It's her >I feel fucking life rushing through my body >She stood above me looking down with these big red eyes >Oh it was so scary >And I yelled >What do you want from us monster?! >She bent down and said >I need about treefiddy.
Hudson Morales
That's because you have
Robert Diaz
This thread...
Isaiah Hall
/thread
Kayden Martinez
Get AIDS you cunt
John Evans
Thank you
William Anderson
Chef
Jose Morales
i'm satisfied
Jaxon Hughes
Nice...
Isaac Long
I prefer the original but this satisfied me.
Brayden Sanchez
Copy and paste yawn
Jack Hill
>24 years ago I get drunk at the wedding of a friend of a friend. >I wake up in a barn loft between two naked women who are a ten and 11 respectively, in the biggest waterbed i've ever seen. >I sneak out and piss the crawl back into bed. >1 woman wakes up and kisses me. >Thanks for saving us from those grabby hillbillies last night uncle user. >Back up missy, I'm an only child. >Find out what happens when you save a girl and her best friend from assholes at a drunken reception. >You get called uncle so nobody else worries when they drag you to bed to save their honor from miscreants. >I acquired two hotties with an incest fetish. >Best weekend ever.