life gave me a lemon.
wat do?
Life gave me a lemon
Kayden Walker
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Gavin Sanchez
die
Caleb Myers
cunt
Lucas Barnes
Dub
Jose Long
paint it
Carter Hughes
Cut a hole in it and fuck it
Daniel Gray
Get a bottle of tequila and some salt and slam that fucker
Tyler Thompson
Hi my namis anthony witan A anthothis post gave me a bonner
Christopher Gonzalez
Make beef stew
Charles Reed
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Eli Russell
Notice that life is interested in me.
Ask her out
> "hey, wanna watch a movie sometime? "
Get my cleanest clothes.
Wash my little friend so no smell.
Go watch most popular movie out.
After movie go to favorite Chinese place
See our bus is around corner
> "Come on, the bus is almost here"
She giggles, " OK user "
It starts to rain
we watch things get wet on the bus
Finally arrive and order
As we eat we see we have much in common
As we leave I say
> " Are you free next week? Let's - "
> " I had fun user, but I can't, you seem to want something here and I don't think I can love just one person. I want to be free "
> "oh"
> " sorry user, I think it's best we go on separate buses"
Walk home
Feel empty
Laying in bed I see the lemon
I grab it and feel angry
I didn't think things would turn so sour
Jayden Ward
> I didn't think things would turn so sour
Not sure how I feel about this
Kevin Campbell
Matthew Hall
Sell lemon, get cash, use money to buy life a gift back.
Anthony Perry
>rape feminist
>squeeze lemon in her eyes
>???
>profit more than women
Caleb Hall
If life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail.
Kayden Morgan
You make beef stew
Evan Bennett
Screencapped it. Thanks.
Andrew Hall
shred ur wrists and squeeze
Charles James
Orange you glad you didn't get a banana?
Ryder Parker
>tie woman to chair
>use razor to make lots of cuts on whole body
>squeeze lemon into a cup
>pour lemon juice and rub remaining parts of lemon on woman
>fap to cuck porn
Nathan Cook
Now I'm curious user, why'd you write this? For feels or for the lol?
Justin Green
Is this a good painting?
Adam Walker
Where the limes at??
Owen Reed
cut a hole in it and fuck it
Carson Baker
Shove it up ops ass . That fag loves his ass hole to have that lemon smell
Logan Robinson
Limes are the niggers of the citrus world
Jacob Butler
But they help prevent scurvy.
Hunter Price
so do oranges and ordinary lemons
yes. only fancy dandy faggots use them
Matthew Powell
...
Asher Nguyen
Well je m'excuse, but I like being fancy.
Evan Myers
Squirt juice in eye, snort a line of salt then drink a shot of bleach
Thomas Bennett
lemon up pooper
Hunter Baker
>When life gives you lemons
>go to a lemon party