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This bitch would be hot if her channel were not about feelings and her metrosexual homosexual boyfriend

>Thailad! What's up my man? Went to rca yesterday route66. Not gonna lie it looks quite hard to pull from that place. Met some girls but it went nowhere. It's very hard to separate them from their groups of friends also. Was also kind of intimitated by the huge club and me being by myself like a fucking pervert. Still soldiered through the night and got some line ids. But can't really say night was a success. Will vome back next weekend and hopefully will feel more comfortable tbqh.

genuinely the words of a serial killer

huh, that place is pull central, better luck next time.

Do not reply to any Thai poster thanks x

Thanks, you too

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>he doesn't have 8 weetbix for breakfast every day

lmao what are you even doing with your life

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Getting fucking tired of destroying Algerian at chess

wasn't a suggestion

I'd trade 1000 sexy serbian girls for 1 ginger qt from Middlesbrough with fake brows.

number 1 way to spot a newcunt: they reply to thainonce

Alri Alan

Just steal her toothbrush and spray paint her hair and pubes red while she sleeps, she will be the same

>ah yes pull central
>coming back home alone
Slightly considering à 'cide not gonna lie man

alri alri alri

r8

rapist scumbag

>bragging about how much game he has
>can't pull at a place described by a skinny runt as "pull central"

screeching

>weetabix

ftfy

shan't

Good taste in Jap stuff and shoegaze

Maybe he's not a full on psychopath but rather an autistic degenerate

Me Timothy James Byrne 22 January 2117 ... Secreta temple Selfie ... Check Scrabouilleur ... I Had A Commander appointment here a a metastreum ... No Rimanah here now ... Visual Hallu ...

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What's wrong lad?

leafs FUCK OFF
sick of you cunts

No she won't, no Middlesbrough accent.

hello ally

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Spilled my drink

meet me at siam discovery, will HEEM both of you fuckers

No

mirin that forearm

Uh oh!
Spaghettios!

why take so many images of boys? it seems pretty gay if I'm being honest to thee.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kl23jQJjuYQ
1-2 Middlesboogie
youtube.com/watch?v=LGWmuvm4qL4

>Middlesbrough
why?

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hello justin

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Hello friend, how will we divide europe after emperor trump dissolves nato?


True, but what is the difference between middlesbrough and posh accent

despise this gimmick

Mate how's about you kill yourself

Not my name, so you can wear it out

>middlesbrough and posh accent
the same difference between a mosocw accent and a tartar i would expect.

Of course it is always a leaf

ustrli doesn't have the letter a so the say weet-bix instead of weetabix

>huh
>pull central

Lads I had my ears pinned back

However they are pretty much the same as before and my ears still stick out a lot

I took pictures of the surgeon holding my ears back, showing me what they would look like after and they nowhere near as pinned back as he said they would be

What do I do?

aussie on holiday?

watching bing bong theory

alri dumbo

no i'm thailad

dog won't talk to me

haha not a bad idea

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made a thread

Tatars speak russian without any accent, they've been assimilated for quite some time

it's not funny anymore

speak to the surgeon mate, they know more than all of us put togethr

there are 3 (three) separate people posting from thailand here
what the fuck

made a post

Pics

wish thailad would start tripping so i can tell its him and not the sperg tourist

they dont have a regional accent? fuck mate you can move 50 miles here and change accent.

caterwauling

hello, reddit

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Hello I am Thailad haha

Fucking hate scots and i have mostly scottish blood

No I'm Spartacus

1 difference is 'boro can properly pronounce the u in
"cut" "but", "nut" "hut" "under" while southerners outside of the West Country approximate it to something like "a".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regional_accents_of_English#England

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language_in_northern_England#Phonological_characteristics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mid_back_unrounded_vowel

why does she have to talk the way she does
reckon its fake

THAILAD

I have the followup consultation on the 1st but I'm worried he will jew me and refuse to do anything

I even asked to do more before the surgery but he said not to because the ears would look too pinned back

THEY LOOK THE FUCKING SAME

When people at work found out I had it some they refused to believe me because they said it looked the same

£3500 fucking quid

wahey

we're pulling out of the UN and making our own feels good man
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/193/text

might nut in a sock

What do you mean?

There are regional accents but not that many, for example people from Ukraine will say "horilla" instead of gorilla

Yeah I read somewhere that there are literally dozens of different accents in the UK. Is that because of each region having its own distinct history?

go to follow up, speak your mind but dont get angry. if you still feel you been stiffed, see a solicitor.

>me arriving in /brit/

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migrate

More like hoholrilla am I right

My surgeon also does medical legal advice

Probably not a good idea to sue him

>congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/193/text

Ah that explains why I hear southern brits say "fack off" or "haircat"

does it mean NO MORE FREE MONEY TO ISRAEL?

Well, their military is trying to train dolphins so maybe hoholrilla will be the next advance in technology

bent over grabbing and slapping my arse while wanking

she puts on a tinge of english accent

Why is it that chubby Asian women are so much more attractive than chubby wh*te women?

>Is that because of each region having its own distinct history?
maybe, hard to tell really. influences in the south and north, east and west are different over time, viking, saxon, irish, french, dutch and german all effect the different parts. before ww2 there were cumbrians who still spoke english that was close to icelandic, and man from rural sussex would not understand a man from rural lancashire but the war and radio/tv changed it all.

say [h]
>thy face when can't, instead saying /x/ but úkry can pronounce it.
something like bulgarian ъ for northern english "u" in those words I listed. Ausralia also approximates that sound to "a" (just for additional info.)

stop posting here. fuck off to your own general

fucking sweating over here pumping out meme posts and trying new gimmicks but getting minimal (you)s
might pack it in for the night

Interesting, so Britain was a pretty diverse place before technology lead to a convergence in mannerisms and language

Yeah Russian accents are funny, struggling with h and θ

"Tell me khonestly vat are you sinking?"