ITT We poorly explain vidya gaems and we try and guess them. I'll start.
>lies
>disappointment
>boring as hell
>cmon its so easy what the game is
ITT We poorly explain vidya gaems and we try and guess them. I'll start.
>lies
>disappointment
>boring as hell
>cmon its so easy what the game is
no mans sky
>mom dies
>go home
>life's different
>you fix it
>end up in las vegas for some reason
>kill some police officer
Winrar. OK, I have another one.
>spooky
>shit your pants simulator
>monsters n shit
>PlayStation
>has a game on steam
Pawn Stars
>depressed dad
>rain
>son is ded not big surprise
>bitch wife
>multiple endings
>start fires
>dying is bad for your skin
>fuckin OP dual katanas
>praise fatty
Heavy Rain
Yup
try finger but hole
Dark Souls
>climb a lot
>die a lot
>"fucking campers"
>
Bloodborne?
Yee
Nope. I don't think bloodbourne is even on steam.
>Caillou destroys op mom's house
>U get in a coma by eatin' pussy
>wake up and see that you're going to get rekt
>don't get rekt
>get rescued by a stupid old kitten bitch
>rescue bro
>rebuild op mom house
San Andreas
Fable
The binding of issac? Idfk
>9 people
>piss in a jar
winrar
It was Heavy Rain Got it.
Tf2 ya bloody wanka.
OP's friday night?
rrrrrrright
>Cars, mostly Japanese
>In-game Racing League, also real-life league
>Earn money from races
>Tune Cars
>Best Selling Playstation Exclusive
>im a little teapot bloody n cut here is my handle here is my butt
>something with OP and numbers
Gran Turismo
yes
>muh nationality
>muh dead buddies
>deception
ehhh.... spec ops?
>fall down
>you're god
>and you're also cancer
You're commanding a starship and have to fight some kind of fucking fleet flagship
thats my friday night
>be a military
>lots of sand
>shoot at people
>you actually did not
>plot twist
>cop Chase
>go get this car then race
>brother need help
>brother is kill
>go to jail
>get out and race some more well fbi has hand up your ass
Darksiders ?
Spec ops the line
plauge inc ?
nope. think reptiles
The Crew.
yeh you gotit I guess the sand kinda gave it away
no memes sky
>bowling
Battlefield 3?
i'm gonna make it hard for you guys, this is gonna be two games
1: farms
2: trucks
Please don't be Undertale
Wii sports.
Or fucking GTA IV
Hey Niko! Let's go bowling!
winrar
>wake up on public transportation
>they already want you dead
>serial killer saves your life
>escape with random person
>raid his house
>make a fuckton of shit-tier weapons
>Satan steals your bitch
>Dying simulator
>emo kids
>part demon
>kills demons
>likes ginger bitch
>fights older emo kid
Dante's inferno?
>all my friends are dying
>in space
Sounds like half life 2 because the "wake up on public transportation" thing.
Dead Space?
Ghosts n' Goblins
DMC?
Guess again
>team is murica but you hear your teammates say allahu akbar
No man's sky
DMC 4 but yeah
1. farming simulator
2. trucking simulator
>Dystopia UK
>Be happy you Faggot
>Have to babysit the protagonist
Condemned?
447941579530 Call him a fag Annoy
We happy few?
alien isolation
1. winrar
2. which one
>enter the kingdom
>yourbitchwasstolen.txt
>main characters directly address YOU
>go through a fuckton of hotels
>ytp
Yeah!
Fucking mario
Space Trucking
>his palms are sweaty
>knees weak
>arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already
>mom's spaghetti
> dude who died in earlier game is back but still not back
> shit is broken
> goatman corrupts a forest
> fucking green evil satanist guy summons aliens
> old ass weapons are recovered
> player becomes messiahs
Eminem simulator
>you win a mansion
>your brother gets lost at there
>you have to save him from ghosts with a vacuumer
deus ex?
Luigi's Mansion
luigi's mansion
luigi's mansion
Nope.
Winrar
>Robopope
>Turn into crystal meth if you complete an objective
>become shiny zombie if you fail
> You are the gods little helper
> You kill the local populace for souls to feed your army
> Your past comes back to haunt you
No man's lie?
>have to destroy buildings
>teammates keep to kill rats and cockroaches
>lose
>team keep blaming each other
>repeat
>cubes
>Be shipwrecked on an island
> Fight skeltals and lizard men and giant moths and shit
>Chose which faction to help
>No matter what weapons or skills you level up you have to fight the last boss with an axe
Came here just to say this.
miney crafta
blockland
portal
>son is kidnapped
>leave origami clues
>plot twist, its the cop
Borderlands
Here's Mine:
>It's waterworld on land
>Directed by Michael Bay and Quentin Tarantino
>But it's a vidya gaem
Can you guess?
>Working on ship
>Attack
>Find companion
>Adventure together
>Your dad along with a convicted criminal get power cores from outer space
>use them to build giant peace robot that can kill a man in 10 seconds for some fucking reason
>along with 8 other robots, all with weaponry
>convicted criminal takes all robots, uses them for evil
>gotta stop him with only a dog by your side
>the game doesn't bother to tell you any of this unless you read the manual :^)
Every game released since 2014?
>Terrorists attack airport
>Oh Shit! Russia invades America!
>its up to several funny named heroes to save the world
>you small
>now you big
>now you smart
>now you dumb
>imsorrydaveimafraidicantdothat.jpeg
>autism
League of Legends?
Is this kickstarter games?