ITT We poorly explain vidya gaems and we try and guess them. I'll start

ITT We poorly explain vidya gaems and we try and guess them. I'll start.

>lies
>disappointment
>boring as hell
>cmon its so easy what the game is

no mans sky

>mom dies
>go home
>life's different
>you fix it
>end up in las vegas for some reason
>kill some police officer

Winrar. OK, I have another one.
>spooky
>shit your pants simulator
>monsters n shit
>PlayStation
>has a game on steam

Pawn Stars

>depressed dad
>rain
>son is ded not big surprise
>bitch wife
>multiple endings

>start fires
>dying is bad for your skin
>fuckin OP dual katanas
>praise fatty

Heavy Rain

Yup

try finger but hole

Dark Souls

>climb a lot
>die a lot
>"fucking campers"

>
Bloodborne?

Yee

Nope. I don't think bloodbourne is even on steam.

>Caillou destroys op mom's house
>U get in a coma by eatin' pussy
>wake up and see that you're going to get rekt
>don't get rekt
>get rescued by a stupid old kitten bitch
>rescue bro
>rebuild op mom house

San Andreas

Fable

The binding of issac? Idfk

>9 people
>piss in a jar

winrar

It was Heavy Rain Got it.

Tf2 ya bloody wanka.

OP's friday night?

rrrrrrright

>Cars, mostly Japanese
>In-game Racing League, also real-life league
>Earn money from races
>Tune Cars
>Best Selling Playstation Exclusive

>im a little teapot bloody n cut here is my handle here is my butt
>something with OP and numbers

Gran Turismo

yes

>muh nationality
>muh dead buddies
>deception

ehhh.... spec ops?

>fall down
>you're god
>and you're also cancer

You're commanding a starship and have to fight some kind of fucking fleet flagship

thats my friday night

>be a military
>lots of sand
>shoot at people
>you actually did not
>plot twist

>cop Chase
>go get this car then race
>brother need help
>brother is kill
>go to jail
>get out and race some more well fbi has hand up your ass

Darksiders ?

Spec ops the line

plauge inc ?

nope. think reptiles

The Crew.

yeh you gotit I guess the sand kinda gave it away

no memes sky

>bowling

Battlefield 3?

i'm gonna make it hard for you guys, this is gonna be two games
1: farms
2: trucks

Please don't be Undertale

Wii sports.
Or fucking GTA IV

Hey Niko! Let's go bowling!

winrar

>wake up on public transportation
>they already want you dead
>serial killer saves your life
>escape with random person
>raid his house
>make a fuckton of shit-tier weapons

>Satan steals your bitch
>Dying simulator

>emo kids
>part demon
>kills demons
>likes ginger bitch
>fights older emo kid

Dante's inferno?

>all my friends are dying
>in space

Sounds like half life 2 because the "wake up on public transportation" thing.

Dead Space?

Ghosts n' Goblins
DMC?

Guess again
>team is murica but you hear your teammates say allahu akbar

No man's sky

DMC 4 but yeah

1. farming simulator
2. trucking simulator

>Dystopia UK
>Be happy you Faggot
>Have to babysit the protagonist

Condemned?

447941579530 Call him a fag Annoy

We happy few?

alien isolation

1. winrar
2. which one

>enter the kingdom
>yourbitchwasstolen.txt
>main characters directly address YOU
>go through a fuckton of hotels
>ytp

Yeah!

Fucking mario

Space Trucking

>his palms are sweaty
>knees weak
>arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already
>mom's spaghetti

> dude who died in earlier game is back but still not back
> shit is broken
> goatman corrupts a forest
> fucking green evil satanist guy summons aliens
> old ass weapons are recovered
> player becomes messiahs

Eminem simulator

>you win a mansion
>your brother gets lost at there
>you have to save him from ghosts with a vacuumer

deus ex?

Luigi's Mansion

luigi's mansion

luigi's mansion

Nope.

Winrar

>Robopope
>Turn into crystal meth if you complete an objective
>become shiny zombie if you fail

> You are the gods little helper
> You kill the local populace for souls to feed your army
> Your past comes back to haunt you

No man's lie?

>have to destroy buildings
>teammates keep to kill rats and cockroaches
>lose
>team keep blaming each other
>repeat

>cubes

>Be shipwrecked on an island
> Fight skeltals and lizard men and giant moths and shit
>Chose which faction to help
>No matter what weapons or skills you level up you have to fight the last boss with an axe

Came here just to say this.

miney crafta
blockland
portal

>son is kidnapped
>leave origami clues
>plot twist, its the cop

Borderlands

Here's Mine:
>It's waterworld on land
>Directed by Michael Bay and Quentin Tarantino
>But it's a vidya gaem

Can you guess?

>Working on ship
>Attack
>Find companion
>Adventure together

>Your dad along with a convicted criminal get power cores from outer space
>use them to build giant peace robot that can kill a man in 10 seconds for some fucking reason
>along with 8 other robots, all with weaponry
>convicted criminal takes all robots, uses them for evil
>gotta stop him with only a dog by your side
>the game doesn't bother to tell you any of this unless you read the manual :^)

Every game released since 2014?

>Terrorists attack airport
>Oh Shit! Russia invades America!
>its up to several funny named heroes to save the world

>you small
>now you big
>now you smart
>now you dumb
>imsorrydaveimafraidicantdothat.jpeg
>autism

League of Legends?

Is this kickstarter games?