If I was an animal, I would like to be a shark.
What animal would you like to be anons?
If I was an animal, I would like to be a shark
Camden Hernandez
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Alexander Morales
shark
Lucas Phillips
even bigger shark
Ayden Howard
A bigger shark
Ayden Bailey
slightly bigger shark
Dominic Roberts
Rats are pretty dope
Joshua Green
equally big but more attractive shark
Bentley Campbell
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Gabriel Johnson
a shark with even more teeth
Camden Murphy
yeah id be a rat too he looks comfy
Isaiah Williams
a helicopter
Mason Adams
albino shark with no teeth but has arms and legs
Cooper Anderson
Killer whale.
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Ryder Moore
ratbro
Grayson Campbell
A rich human of the distant future with spaceship, armor, personal shield, laser guns and shit, fucking god-tier virtual reality, and basically god-tier gear. Also I would like to be genetically modified with the best posible characteristics and telomerized to be quasi-immortal.
Grayson Anderson
I would be a chameleon. I'd chill in the trees with my little alien grabber hands.
Adrian Mitchell
orcas are superior to sharks
Eli Reed
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Logan Edwards
Harambe
Dominic Allen
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Evan Carter
too soon
Jaxson Johnson
This
Luis Mitchell
I want to be a colony of ants
James Campbell
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Alexander Myers
cicada that cant be squished or effected by cold weather
Henry Green
A mosquito. They have their machine-guns, and are deadly.
Asher Hughes
love that emotinless duck
Nathaniel Rodriguez
a cuttlefish
Camden Phillips
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Caleb Parker
I hate mosquitos.
They suck.
Charles Taylor
a cuttlefish
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Jordan Perez
I know, really bites doesn't it?
Charles Bell
A fox.
Jaxson Barnes
whale
Ian Fisher
>suck.
The small ones, yes. The big ones, not so much.
Kayden Walker
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Gabriel Diaz
what kind of cat is that?
Robert Walker
fuck yeah man
Hudson Baker
ayy chamele-bro
Jackson Myers
Cute mouse you have there
Christian Fisher
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Aiden Walker
A human
Joseph Barnes
A killer whale to eat your shark ass.
William Hill
space monkey
Henry Powell
700 punds silver back gorilla
Aiden Scott
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Matthew Nguyen
What about mythical/nonmythical fantasy creatures?
Julian Allen
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Lincoln Collins
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Lincoln Mitchell
Cthulhu
Nathan Edwards
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Aiden Harris
Really makes you think
Zachary Evans
I guess they do, i call Synx, id roam around and eat kids probably
Henry Hall
inb4 dinosaur because they're dead
Nathaniel Gray
WHY MOTHER FUCKER
Luke Gutierrez
Tree sloth master race
Jayden Davis
ANKYLOSAURUS
Jayden Walker
But why?
Hudson Jackson
What are you 12?
Jordan Thompson
Isaac Bailey
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Logan Cox
roadkill .. you sir, are roadkill
Cooper Roberts
A human
Oliver Jenkins
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Oliver Richardson
That's a mongoose or some shit dude. A mink maybe?
Thomas Bell
nms is best game EVAR
Chase Green
What would you do as that?
David Lewis
eat the astronaut then have angry sex with the other creature in the distance. Then she'll eat me and lay eggs - in the spacecraft
Caleb White
i srsly cri evertiem
rip pingwn
Austin King
this little fucker
Brody White
A tigerpig
Luis Fisher
Is he going to give me a quest?
Luke Harris
when a darkskin bitch shave her pussy.
Jeremiah Taylor
Ayyy i like that kek, i would go and rape my friend if i was a synx, he would flip the fuck out. I'd hope at the time he didnt have his ar15 on him or he'd blast my shit. If not, he's going to get fucked
Wyatt Bailey
i finally understand Zarathustra
he was in reality a penguin
Kevin Bennett
this some alien looking mother fucker g.
Jaxon Torres
Tribble
Nathaniel Barnes
If theres reincarnation after death I want to come back as a wolf in my next life. I'll have my pack, my brothers and sisters, and thats all I'll ever need. We'll spend our days hunting, taking care of eachother, howling at night and creating a song so beautiful it gives mankind chills when he hears it. When they see our pack roaming through the forest they'll see more than just some predators, they'll see a family with more loyalty to each other than mankind could ever have.
Angel Allen
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Liam Gray
Furry? Otherkin? Which are you
Gabriel Edwards
A slav
Ryder Hughes
Saved
Lucas Gomez
kek
Neither. I grew up in the country man, theres something about wolves, even coyotes thats just beautiful.
Isaac Nelson
fuck you cunts i'm going climbing
Brody Wright
A nigger.
They get away with anything.
Camden Johnson
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Jaxon Gomez
I know i'm a retard solely for posting here but seriously guys you think an animal's life would ever beat a human's life?
What the hell do you think animal's feel other than hunger, fear and aggression?
The human brain really is unique for our planet, it uses a lot of energy but it's stuffed with glucose and fatty acids. Human brains literally develop to make us feel soft and comfortable.
We can afford to be soft and comfortable because we are intelligent enough to live in and maintain a tech society. We are above and beyond 'eat or get eaten'.
The wilderness isn't even that forgiving. It's 'eat and avoid being eaten'. It's not like you'd eat a lion if you're a fox. You'd be a lowly fox living on roots and rats. If the lion rips your head off in your sleep too bad for you.
Sure some animals are social and somewhat similar to humans like dogs and monkeys but they can't feel what it's like to accomplish something like writing a book or learning dance moves. Humans are bohemians by default compared to these unter-organisms. Humans can drink booze, smoke weed and eat sweets unless they're diabetic or lame. Most animals actually die from that.
Being human is a blessing and an automatic win at the genetic lottery.
Cooper Peterson
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Xavier Sanchez
a nigger
Hudson Bell
damn beat me to it
Benjamin Davis
They are yeah, I'm just here for the killing and sneaking around part, that would be fun as fuck
Bentley Baker
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Angel White
I'd love to be a lion
>Be lion
>Eat some gazelle meat
>Fuck a few females
>Sleep the rest of your day
Living live to the fullest
Charles Lewis
Yea..not gonna lie thats also pretty cool. I've always loved hunting but damn near everyone goes about it the wrong way sitting in one spot for hours to ambush a deer. The hunt is all in the stalk and the chase. Constantly moving and tracking, it's a lot harder but the rush you get when you're able to sneak up and stick a deer with an arrow is amazing.
Evan Rodriguez
The king of Gondor?
Daniel Diaz
Chocobo
Logan Nguyen
Underrated post
Ayden Lee
I never watched Game of Thrones
Evan Wright
Thus spoke Zarathustra
Logan Wood
Some kind of bird of prey.
Being a Peregrine sounds good, fastest thing in the sky and all. I wouldn't complain if I got an owl, though, and hawk would be alright.