/asean/

It's time to Make Makati Great Again

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nigger

trump makes asean great again
he also makes a giant investment in indon
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Can I get jailed if I save muh money in outside indon?

no, but you will be more monitored by tax official

safe way, invest it on oversea companies or buy bitcoin

Why do Indonesian cut the stripe of our flag and call it their flag?

pengen ngentot gan

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But we cut blue strip from Dutch's flag and use it for our flag.
Jangan ke ge'eran, bego.

any updates about the korean killed in crame? whats going in the pnp?

>tfw mostly single mothers are interested in me

What is /asean/'s experience with single moms?

when will the police arrest the singaporeans?
they vandalized our mighty red and white flag
i bet they are one of those barbar isis
look at the star and crescent symbol they drawn over our flag
fucking chink isis

Never meet single mom yet desu.

single mom here.

>Philippines gained independence 119 years ago

Bullshit. Proof

Why do chinks do this? What's wrong with "Malaysia"?

>>tfw mostly single mothers are interested in me
maybe because you look like someone who will raise the wife's children

Nothing wrong desu. It's just jealous fankuinigger over the fact that Malaysia is the best country in southeast Asia.
They're Truly Asia after all.

>that fucking Mocha parody segment
>featuring parodies of two dramas (one of them is recently finished and an autistic freakshow) combined in one
toppest of keks

who's not chink but celebrates chinese new year here?

you now can say "my wife's son" unironically

t. Christian Wong

>implying I'm not just looking to get laid by a single mother

You got btfo user.

*70
Fuck Americans

t. Tengku Zulkarnaen

>indomie
>free angpao

hmm...

So based on my observations of this general:
>everyone hates chinks (this is good)
>Flips don't like Malay
>Anime posting is fairly popular
>Indos seem to be the most serious posters
>Thai and Viet are rare
>Cambodia, Laos, and Singapore almost never post here
>several gay Malaysians
>Anglo cunts shitpost here often
>non-Anglo non-aseans are uncommon here
>Duterte causes butthurt for both sides
>/asean/ is usually a slow general

Did I miss anything?

>See this from my yellowcuck friend
>Stealing pepe's meme magic

LEAVE PEPE ALONE, YOU GUYS DONT DESERVE HIM.

>he mentioned our hate towards malays

They are gradually decreasing any Malay influence to take over Malaysia and make it their own gommie shithole proxy.

Is pepe marcocuck/ dutertard exclusive
Kek

protip: there are two flips, one malaysian chink and an indon posting under uk flag

one flip in australia who thinks flips are japanese

one flip in japan

and we have an indon using american proxy, his name is taufik

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malays are just asean but with autism

Against Spain sure

>will be going to melaka and singapore to visit my chinese relative
>no more ang pau
i dont want to go desu

>uk flags

These guys were too confusing, I couldn't tell if it was one retard being gay or several. Thank you for this info.

What's most likely to happen is that the suspects are given harsh penalties while the administration paints it as a "maverick cop" kinda thing. There will be no leniency here, but PDut and co. will try to distance themselves from this as much as possible.

This is the kind of thing that sticks to people's minds, like the SAF and hostage-taking stuff.

>Flips don't like Malay + success breeds jealousy and butthurt over Sabah and the name Malaysia

>Indos seem to be the most serious posters
>kek
>he didn't witnes in the bread when they turned 360, especially on ahok last year

>several gay Malaysians
Rude and wrong. everyone's gay here. They hide the real self when there's foreigner around.

>Anglo cunts shitpost here often
Only Ozland and you. The rest are not anglo but rather SEAn living overseas.

>/asean/ is usually a slow general
works during the day, night shitposting until 12am, 12 hour different timezone for American continent. You just came at the wrong time.

hey malaychan pls post the flipbong and sakurahime kissing picture for this guy

>several gay Malaysians


Accurate desu

buy me the forest on steam and i will consider it

I'll add this:
>Malayposters give long informative explanations

>indon
>serious posters
Pretending to be serious poster is part of shitposting

t. Muhammad Kontol

>gay malays
finally someone noticed

done, pls check your anus

>indomie
literally cancer tier insta noodle
it taste like plastic, how can anyone eat this stuff

anus pretty clean desu
>t. just check by aussie doc
pic related

then why s'pore put islam stamp in indonesia flag?

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There used to be a gay Malaysian poster on Sup Forums too, he was always trolling for white cock. Why does it seem like such a disproportionate amount are in Malaysia?

>indomie
would toss that in the garbage

mee sedaap is the masterrace

single mothers are desperate to mingle, they can love anyone including nigs

i dont but the best part of CNY is the tangerines. very addictive

that'll be only me. the rest are just chill.

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they are similar like this

Does Taiwan belong to this general?

>simply pointing out flips hatred on malaysia
>discredit malaysia by calling us gays
if ur another bule poster trying to impress flips for flip gf it aint happenin brah

everyone who's interested belongs to the general

I live in Canada, there's a fuckload of Flips here it's nothing special to me.

i dont get this meme

Taiwan is East Asia, but island SEA ancestor is from Taiwan.
So well they can fit in better than East Timor, PNG, and Australia.

no. they're sino and asian with slant eyes. so, east asian.

this

but malay and flips have slant eyes
that mean we don't belong here? lel

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_Southeast_Asian_Nations

t. Zhang Lee

Only if they post pic of taiwan qt and pretend that they are qt girl

blyad?

kek
>east timor (observer)
they want to enter ASEAN but we kept barring them due to their shitty economy, even their oil got stolen by aussie border deals which they just realize that part has oil and gas

t. drop a tray of spoons and forks speaker

>Flips don't like Malay
I've never met anyone irl that said anything bad about malaysia

>blyad?

What did he mean by this?

>Flips don't like Malay
it's the other way around,they actually teach in their schools that we're some kind of boogeyman after their land

ting ting fung
or
fork tung ting?
i bet its the later one

integration when?!

i met a taxi driver whos a veteran said that malaysia sells/funds weapons to terrorists and rebels.

you don't notice it but it happens everyday

what do INC think about muslims?

>ASEAN Community Vision 2025
>The terms in the Vision are divided into mainly four subcategories: ASEAN Political-Security Community, ASEAN Economic Community, ASEAN Socio-Cultural Community, and Moving Forward. ASEAN Political-Security issues are covered under article 7 and 8 of the Vision. Article 7 generally states the overall aspiration of the community aiming to achieve a united, inclusive and resilient community. It also puts human and enviroenmental security at the center of its aspirations. Deepening engagement with both internal Members and eternal parties are also stressed to contribute the international peace, security and stability.[171]

The final part of the Vision, under “Moving Forward” subcategory, implies the acknowledgement of the weakness of the institution capacity to process and coordinate ASEAN work. Strengthening ASEAN Secretariat and other ASEAN Organs and Bodies is desired. There is also a call for greater level of ASEAN institutional presence at the national, regional and international levels.
2025 my love

>MILF

lel

would you still feel the same way in 2025?

Fook Ping Ching

>they actually teach in their schools that we're some kind of boogeyman after their land
-literally the whole nation boycotting the federal unification and protesting against it
-not even returning back the invitation card for party celebrating the union
-not knowing his place and too arrogant to attend the malphilindo meetup unless we give extra sweets in return

russkies

baka

i thought we are talking about asean integration

>not knowing
yeah because no one talks about it here anymore and everyone that dd is long dead.only you lot seem to still care

I just woke up,looks like half my mind is still asleep

siesta on sunday?
why?

tsun de re

because I just cleaned my room and changed my bed,it feels so comfy

You didn't pay a visit to me again today, don't you?

Asean was a mistake. Inexit fucking when?

Jesus wouldn't want his children to sleep in dirty rooms

Isn't that your expertise?

Who would you align yourselves with?

you change your bedsheet because it's full of yellowish spots, right?

Australia, we will conquer them with Indomie.

That priority kinda messed up. Why it must be today? I gave you 7 days and the cleaning day has to be today, why?

indonesia is white and germanic

>tfw no indon jilbab gf

do you want them? malewd-chan

>no indon jilbab gf
>not "no indon jilboob gf"
just
stop

why have them where there's you

gook girls are cute (for fun) though. why would you want the jilbab girls (for living till old days) anyway?