What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last text from a person of the opposite sex say?

I've never been more disappointed in a person.

Yeah we just left - Why? Is everything okay?

Lmao! Thanks xx

>bis gleich :P
see you soon (more or less)

>Was I good

Who is this?

Yes, pain in the ass

Ergeegetehsud
It's called euphoria

I'm really stressed

"You would own a harmonica"

You're the bestest :D

>did you like my dick last night?
>please respond babe
i am not a proud man

last night was great

Ok

"Thanks, your mum smells by the way"
- from my sister

Ohh

Oh didn't know he had two

"I'll call cops"

Good morning Starshine! The earth says hello

I'll block you if you don't stop texting me

"hi its mark call me"
not calling him again and not telling him i missed my period a second time

>"see ya tomorrow my love of my life"

pee
(yes, it really was just the word pee)

Last text says: "Hiya its bec, ill be round in 5"

Last Whatsapp says: "How?"

>That sounds nice!

>Ha ha ha right

Heather:
So stuff for breakfast pizza, mimosas, and snacks for lunch this week

>But I'm not down to feed the dragon today so we have all day

Uh, he said "from," user.

Mine is
>Hey [user] you want some homemade boiled peanuts? Apparently my dad made a whole bunch. We're out of here at noon, so I can go and get some on the way and then bring them to you

oh daddy pls fuck me

"I do my big strong daddy"
Told her to make sure to keep her schedule clear tomorrow

Did you take the peanuts?

I died lol

Those look like my moms tits...

I'm glad you are feeling better

Oh no that stinks

Yeah they were really fucking good, I got two bags. Pic related. I have no idea what the labeling means, but he had like a whole cooler full of bags.

boi

yeah

That's dope

>I am sorry but I do not want to talk about this good bye

"Have fun

>I want to cry, in the bus, for no reason

Ok. Thank you. I love you. But can I text you as soon as I wake up? I'm falling asleep between texts...

"They're testing your faith"

Most recent. Been a quiet day

"You love me i know you do"

Emojis might not show up whn i post this

9 inches. £140 for 1 hour

No, no, don't worry.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Call me

-Mom

Pic :) ?

Aww you make me smile lol i love you. .

Call me when you have a few minutes please. No emergency.

> I hope sissy sissy can find some peace of mind D:

My Wife is such a fucking normie, using emoticons.

...

You're So English that I can't even read your texts unless I read them out loud in a thick, south London accent.

"Fuck him. It's his loss."

Lol, she's pissed
Move in for the kill, or nah?

Nv shitstomp liquid rip liquid

Are you fucking retarded?

>Family stuff

it is for fun

If she's telling you about other cocks she's jumped on, you're already friendzoned m8.

"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"

You comin to zachs or what

I can't believe your mom talks to you that way.

Almost done?

>"Ill search it and call you tomorrow"

The story line, the acting, the build up, the nostalgia so many things if I tell u everything I might hv to kill you but I like you so I don't want to do that.
Just watch it and find out and we can talk about it :)

'Morning baby, i love you'

I'm Sorry!!!!! Don't hate me!!!! (crying emoticon)

but u have to.be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

Its raining

the secret is anal stretching

finish rolling then get in this thread.
it's the fucking wizard, niggers. he's back again. last time i asked him when my mother died. he said soon and the next week she died. completely unexpected. this guy is forreal.

Ill pick you up at 6

"Can't you do both at the same time? I really need somebody to cover my shift tomorrow."

She wanted me to wash dishes for her at work when I was already scheduled as line cook.

"What?"

You should come there, think it's on a weekend. You could cosplay mercy !
From a guy at my college.

I hate kids.
From an another girl.

[9/3, 1:34 AM] Kim : Lol hot
[9/3, 1:34 AM] Kim : Lol stop
[9/3, 1:35 AM] Kim : Ohh please stop
She's my exes friend

"truu"

Do you have Muslim relatives?

"I push him out the door every chance I get."

''?''

I told her to go and get fucked by her ex that she kept saying was a blue eyed blonde hair athlete.l said maybe she should try to ind him on okcupid so i said

>yeah chad69 wants to turn you out with his friends after you smoke a joint log on
she said
>you're more of a chad than he is
>it's sad

we're going through a breakup / fighting

Tell you and your friend to leave me and my godmother alone

the last 3 replys were "ok" from a 3/10
on the 3th of july. fml.

Ich gehe jetzt noch lernen
(Im going to go study now)


she came back later to our flat and i just kissed her goodnight. shes a good woman.

>3th

>3th of july
>thirth

"idk"

Call your mother

I'm drunk and on ecstasy and German. Leave me alone.

GEIDA DABK

"minimalism"

it's just a pic of her pussy.

You were the only person who made me happy

IT WAS AWESOME. Lots of asshole freshmen, BUT AWESOME STILL

Something along the lines of "Why aren't you answering my texts??? Cmon, reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight!!"