How to start a chat conversation with a girl without feeling dumb?

How to start a chat conversation with a girl without feeling dumb?

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'Hi'

Hey, whatsup ?

*teleports behind you, good day to you m´lady, are you free for the night?

works everytime for me

Good evening madam, do you have a moment to talk about AIDS?

"Can I smell your asshole?"

People who start conversations with "hi" or "whatsup" are fucking boring and don't get replies.

This.

As someone who catfishes as a chick all night I guarantee I never reply to "hi" and "sup" etc

So what's your solution?

"Is this how i start an awkward conversation?"
"So im bored, youre cute, entertain me?"
"Lets get married"

Yes

enlighten us then

So basically nobody has a clu?

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Triangulation and active listening

Triangulation means to pick a third noticeable thing to talk about. The easiest thing to use is something they're doing, like reading a book or some shit. It helps to keep the conversation neutral and makes neither one of you the subject of interest at first.

Active listening is important, that way you're less likely to ramble or look like you're simply waiting for a chance to pounce on her.

don't fucking start conversations on whatsapp, rather in real life

Start with "You suck"

Compliment then without sounding like a faggot. I started a conversation with my wife with, "Those are really cool shoes."

Actually this is actually pretty decent shit: Other than that you can offer a small but interesting story and go from there.

I can almost guarantee you faggots just want to fuck about and chit chat like cucks over text, she has about 10 guys who she already does that with so dont fuck around, if you have a number start arranging a meet up or at least make some form of allusion to a future date even if it is an over the top joke.

At the end of the day when every cunt starts with "Hi" it doesnt take too much to stand out from the crowd, just text with purpose and no to just waste her time.

This.

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kill her.

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A rather scientific aproach?

Hey! You look interesting let's get a drink someday

Yep, that will prb do the trick!

Saem

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Ayyy thanks user.
Another one of my favorites is "i have a knife and my cock, you pick which one goes inside"
And for the cancerous girls, "hey faggot come talk to me."

Crisis negotiators use the shit all the time.

Bitches love it when you listen

Yea but I am not trying to overcome a crisis u know?

Yeah but if they refuse to tell me stuff this doesnt do the trick either.

Why do you do it? Got any interesting stories to tell?

he wants dick pics idiot

Not getting laid is a crisis, user! Now get out there and GET SHIT DONE!

Listen, I'm going to guess that the main reason you din't know how to talk to woemen is because you don't know what subjects to start with or what kind of rapport you're going to have with them.

The FBI uses this shit to talk dangerous people out of doing crazy shit. Imagine how fucking scary it is to try and create rapport with someone like that. If they can use it in life and death situations you can use it to talk to women.

You totally guessed it..!

protip: I'm not going to give anything away about who I am, but let's just say I know what I'm talking about.

nicknotas.com/blog/how-to-meet-women-and-start-conversations/
nicknotas.com/blog/what-to-say-after-hello/
Read his stuff, really great tips.

well then

Confirmed FBI

Get drunk/high first

Maby he was the one they had to talk to

This

"I'm bored entertain me"
works everytime and you see who is fun and who is a boring bitch

>"So im bored, youre cute, entertain me?"
that's kinda a chad/tough guy thing to say though

kinda rude, isnt it?

Excuse me, I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

if that's rude then everytime a girl send you a "Hi" "how r u" "snap" to get your attention and get validated by you is RUDE TOO

it's just playing their own game on them

Maybe start with I'm new in town