ITT guess poorly described games

ITT guess poorly described games

>september 28
>eat weed
>stole dead guy credit card
>stars everywhere

runescape

close one

>collect "apples"
>jump and spin
>break boxes

This is that one with wumpa fruits.
Crash or something like that

bingo!

>wake up fag
>Oh crap it's Europe
>Destroy alien empire

>Join KKK
>beat up some kids
>Nazi zombie invasion
>fight for piece of tree

Stick of truth. You didn't even try

>you can be a dragon riding a cat
>you can be a dragon riding a dragon
>shit development
>cubes
Easy

Resident evil nemesis

Half life?

>get M16
>kill everybody
>"smell like chicken"

Postal 2

>scientist enslaves a minority
>bent on world domination
>defeated by a robot
>multiple endings

>wake up with trauma .
>walk in desert for hours.
>fuck a robo hooker. Feels bad man.
>shot some thugs, and a kid.

Yep hl2

Minecraft is the only thing that comes to mind

Fallout 1

>no hearts
>no stones
>dafuck is wrong with title?

Or fallout 3

>team full of weebs with bows
>lost hard
>rq
>uninstall
>return to tf2

Haven't played that game, so though it could work, that's not it

>be raccoon
>steal shit
>more animals

ding ding

Overwatch

Haven't played that either.

Dota 2

overwatch

sly cooper

yep

Ez

>you are king
>try to kill rat, pig, snake and wolf

>wake up
>see wolfman
>smack his ass
>dies

> oh shit am kill
> what is that
> yell at people

>enslave wildlife to do your bidding
>beat up other people's pets
>take their money
>single-handed let take down a criminal organization

Wrong

Sounds like pokemon

Pokemon

Yep, it's Pokemon

stronghold

Digimon?

>hunt for monster
>need arrow
>shoot monster with arrow
>avoid slime pits

Crush banooca

>rise from the grave
>drink piss
>ur waifu has no eyes
>get killed by red naked guy

>go on a trip to the mountains
>play a funny trick on your friends
>awh shit it's not just a trick

Yup

Fallout NV

Dumb nigger

>bump into chick
>get killed by giant sea urchin
>friends bring me an egg

Fallout: NV

Bing bing

Heartstone

Until dawn

>romeo and juliet shit
>a lot of angry people
>goddammit they killed the redhead

Until dawn?

Yes

>Big boom kills you
>You wake up
>Taco bender with purple beanie helps you escape prison

>Russians

>main character has no identity
>eod expert

>kill aliens
>kill robots
>get syrup
>not pikmin

Trove?

>escape from a german castel

Counter Strike

Csgo?

>native people subjugated
>go sailing with your friends
>cats will wreck your shit

Cod modern warfare 2?

Yep

>Painting walls
>Tanks try to stop you

>dig shit
>smack shit
>single handedly knock down a monarchy system that seems to be better than the one before it

easily DS3

Correct

>A number SIX with extra dip!

correct

Bloodborne?

>walking simulator (space edition)

nice

>"all report my team for noob plox"

>Fucking Russians
>Eat Everything
>Bees? Ghosts? Chameleons? WTF????

dota

shitcuckLoL

Every MOBA ever

san andreas

> rainbow fish furry jizz

>in prison
>get amulet
>do all dlc before delivering amulet
>red people and sheeeeit

Kerbal space program when u crash 30 km from where you must be

Got it!

>game has a blooming economy
>now its shit

Oblivion

Oblivion?

Jet Set Radio

Yep

Not exactly but it's close, think more recent

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ?

Falout 4?

Easy,TF2

Nu-Male's Sky?

>escape from dungeon
>demon wrecks shit with machine
>potato faces

that concludes my haiku that is poorly describing a game for you

Nope.

Pretty much