ITT guess poorly described games
>september 28
>eat weed
>stole dead guy credit card
>stars everywhere
ITT guess poorly described games
>september 28
>eat weed
>stole dead guy credit card
>stars everywhere
runescape
close one
>collect "apples"
>jump and spin
>break boxes
This is that one with wumpa fruits.
Crash or something like that
bingo!
>wake up fag
>Oh crap it's Europe
>Destroy alien empire
>Join KKK
>beat up some kids
>Nazi zombie invasion
>fight for piece of tree
Stick of truth. You didn't even try
>you can be a dragon riding a cat
>you can be a dragon riding a dragon
>shit development
>cubes
Easy
Resident evil nemesis
Half life?
>get M16
>kill everybody
>"smell like chicken"
Postal 2
>scientist enslaves a minority
>bent on world domination
>defeated by a robot
>multiple endings
>wake up with trauma .
>walk in desert for hours.
>fuck a robo hooker. Feels bad man.
>shot some thugs, and a kid.
Yep hl2
Minecraft is the only thing that comes to mind
Fallout 1
>no hearts
>no stones
>dafuck is wrong with title?
Or fallout 3
>team full of weebs with bows
>lost hard
>rq
>uninstall
>return to tf2
Haven't played that game, so though it could work, that's not it
>be raccoon
>steal shit
>more animals
ding ding
Overwatch
Haven't played that either.
Dota 2
overwatch
sly cooper
yep
Ez
>you are king
>try to kill rat, pig, snake and wolf
>wake up
>see wolfman
>smack his ass
>dies
> oh shit am kill
> what is that
> yell at people
>enslave wildlife to do your bidding
>beat up other people's pets
>take their money
>single-handed let take down a criminal organization
Wrong
Sounds like pokemon
Pokemon
Yep, it's Pokemon
stronghold
Digimon?
>hunt for monster
>need arrow
>shoot monster with arrow
>avoid slime pits
Crush banooca
>rise from the grave
>drink piss
>ur waifu has no eyes
>get killed by red naked guy
>go on a trip to the mountains
>play a funny trick on your friends
>awh shit it's not just a trick
Yup
Fallout NV
Dumb nigger
>bump into chick
>get killed by giant sea urchin
>friends bring me an egg
Fallout: NV
Bing bing
Heartstone
Until dawn
>romeo and juliet shit
>a lot of angry people
>goddammit they killed the redhead
Until dawn?
Yes
>Big boom kills you
>You wake up
>Taco bender with purple beanie helps you escape prison
>Russians
>main character has no identity
>eod expert
>kill aliens
>kill robots
>get syrup
>not pikmin
Trove?
>escape from a german castel
Counter Strike
Csgo?
>native people subjugated
>go sailing with your friends
>cats will wreck your shit
Cod modern warfare 2?
Yep
>Painting walls
>Tanks try to stop you
>dig shit
>smack shit
>single handedly knock down a monarchy system that seems to be better than the one before it
easily DS3
Correct
>A number SIX with extra dip!
correct
Bloodborne?
>walking simulator (space edition)
nice
>"all report my team for noob plox"
>Fucking Russians
>Eat Everything
>Bees? Ghosts? Chameleons? WTF????
dota
shitcuckLoL
Every MOBA ever
san andreas
> rainbow fish furry jizz
>in prison
>get amulet
>do all dlc before delivering amulet
>red people and sheeeeit
Kerbal space program when u crash 30 km from where you must be
Got it!
>game has a blooming economy
>now its shit
Oblivion
Oblivion?
Jet Set Radio
Yep
Not exactly but it's close, think more recent
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ?
Falout 4?
Easy,TF2
Nu-Male's Sky?
>escape from dungeon
>demon wrecks shit with machine
>potato faces
that concludes my haiku that is poorly describing a game for you
Nope.
Pretty much