Why do betas colllect knives?

why do betas colllect knives?

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Because the collect them instead.

they*

because of gabe newell

Why do you collect semen in your mouth?

HL3 confirmed

>beta
>hl3
>knifes
>gabe

pick 2

thanks for ruining it, idiot.

I like teh pain, it gifs a kick

To compensate for being a beta

Because they think it's knife to see you.

I don't collect knifes, I collect kortanas.

You didn't get what i did there.
>Being this smart.

>negative
>no
>no soldiar

He gets three times the pussy you will ever get on daily basis.

>Gabe
>beta

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Because they live in beta countries where they can't carry guns to compensate for their extremely tiny penis so they resort to collecting knives.

Isn't that the owner of Steam?

no it's the owner and founder of Origin

...

It's the owner of your mom's pussy.

>kill uself
LORD GABEN HEIL!

The beta thing would be not having a knife when you need one, faggot.

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...

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with all that money and he is still a virgin
FeelsBad

Ia this legit, story ?

Fuck you, Lord Gaben is anything but a fucking beta.

>Beta countries where they can't carry guns
You mean countries that are actually civilised? 8^)

Fucking half life 3 on his screen. Shit has been confirmed

Carrying a slipjoint isn't civilised, it's dangerous and infantalised.
The one thing America got right was having the respect for the citizens ability to conduct themselves like adults with weapons for self defence and hunting, then they fucked it all up by abolishing slavery and not sending them back to Africa.

Lol
>Gaben is a beta

Nigga is the most brutal ass alpha there is.

Because they're edgy.
Puns aside, they probably want to feel important and knives are tools, so...

op pls rspnd

Fuck you. I was going to come in with that same response. Fuck you you fucking faggot.

But you're right.

>Fuck you.
Keep collecting knives.

>But you're right.
Thank you.