We poorly describe games and try to guess them

We poorly describe games and try to guess them.
>AH SKEET SKEET MOTHER FUCKER!!
>VRMMMM

Need for speed underground

You know it!

TO THE WINDOOOW
TO THE WALL

FROM THE SWEAT THAT DRIPS DOWN MY BALLS!

>Foreign man thinks I don't know what crayon looks like
>I, in fact, do
>Love him anyway

That doesn't even sound like anything

Save a member of your party
Delete all your saves

Lego starwars?

>poorly describe games
>poorly
Welcome to the thread

>everybody's talkin bout my pants
>I did not do the murder
>I just may or may not have done some other murders
>Christ, that guy talked a lot

>nuclear war erupts
>run to vault 111 with wife and son
>get frozen by vault tech
>wake up, son stolen by the institute, wife murdered
>wake up again, explore the commonwealth to find son, fuck around with factions of your choice too

Dark Souls III

beep....beep....beep....beep..beep..beep.

This is a hard one.....

Grand Theft Auto IV?

Cs

I'm peruvian and eres rata jajaja

>hate art
>fcking panphlets
>oh, my best friend and my boyfriend are dead

Keep Exploding and Nobody Talks

Dota

>fuck tath turtle

Nier?

Nope, another clue
So many red balls

>what the fuck is this
>why the fuck is there blood everywhere
>WHY DID MY MUSIC STOP
>FUCK YOU, YOU LONG NOSED BASTARD
>fuck this tower
>fuck the moon, wait, thats not the moon
>fuck
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>heeeeaaaaalllll

Yes

ding ding ding ding

idiota maricon

>sneaky
>buddies are a combination of autistic animals
>kill all the bad guys
>clockwork

I really want a PS4 remaster, don't have the game for PS3 and I kinda dont want to buy any PS3 games anymore

Persona 4

clock towell

>i work with a group of homicidal maniacs
>fight other group of homicidal maniacs
>never ending

both wrong

>Get all the bolts
>kick ass and take names
>new games were a huge flop
>weird Crimson chin dude everyone likes for some reason
>I'm a bobcat thing?

>Deus Vult
>Hell is pretty weird
>Why didn't you shoot Jesus?
>Blue guy is evil too

>Val killed Anna because he ate a meal without sitting at the table
>Brandon is taking his clothes off and standing out in the rain
>Marcy is lying in bed with a pegleg and a massive infection in her right arm
>My cow just got eaten by a wolf

question, is there a part where you land on a blood pool, but your clothes are still "clean"?

ratchet and clank?

Sly Cooper.

ratchet and clank?

Klonoa

Zelda majora's mask

regardless of how i answer that, youll figure it out, defeating the point of the thread

nope

YES WINNER!!

nope

Easy. The elder scrolls oblivion

Yes
Yes

TF2

Yea

majoras mask?

Persona 3

Rimworld?

bloodbourne?

Dwarf Fortress

Am monkey man need to stop god

BINGO!
Same dev, points for that.

>Be waifu
>tumble trough Air
>Game calls it flying
>cat
>girl could also be queen, dunno

FINALLY
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
round 2 in next comment

>Mario
>jump a lot
>save peach
>turtle fucker
>eat ass
>fucking my own sister

I don't get the heeeeaaaal part

>be oni chan
>fuck you
>im clean now

>A A A A A A A A A
>A A A A A A A A A
>A A A B A A A A A
>FUCKING CRIT

I haz big sword

this has to be papato

>on a boat
>rocket
>piano music
>God only Knooooooows
>AD
>giant metal bird

ff7

Fondling Fantasies 7?

never fought the reaper then eh?
never played on hard eh?
never fucking battled nyx without yukari eh!??!
FUCK

papato?

if you get you niggas real gs

>never ending jumping
>dress up
>talk to little kids a lot
>create

minecraft

At least it's not nocturne lucifer fight on hard.

Asuras Wrath?

>overrated
>over. Rated
>O V E R R A T E D
>V
>E
>R
>R
>A
>T
>E
>D

Need for speed underground

>armpits are hot

Nope

>Would you kindly

Shoot 1/3 of the population so the gubment will let you see your annoying as fuck son again.

>Ancient Evil
>Try to attack it by encircling the world and attacking it from the rear because it would never see it coming

mario

Touhou

true that
but dayum, fighty reapy with anything less than 8s in all links is suicide

bioshock

yes

ALL THE BITCHES CRAWL

Hats=skill

>stop right there

>my dad loves me
>my dad hates me
>im like my dad

I'm kinda impressed that I became that much of a shithole to know that everyone craves reimus armpits

On normal the reaper isn't too bad. I beat him mid 70's with good play and a not insignificant amount of luck

Overwatch

elder scrolls

overwatch

WoW? Fire mage
mfw fireball is bound to A

>Mary died of typhoid

Crio-cock

That works