Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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TRIPS FOR LEWDS
Claiming Felix
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>mfw i have a different waifu, but i must post kurumi because it wouldn't be the same without her
Claiming the ball pepperchan once again :3
Ohayo team
Still here
Post your waifu face when you leave the toilet seat up.
Oh, that's not so bad at all.
Eh, school was fine for hanging out with friends, and some of the classes were alright. But for the most part, the teachers were kinda meh, and the courses themselves treated you like retards with how many times they go over the same stuff.
>I'm hoping when I go back to college and take my actual courses, it'll be different.
Did I hear Ohayo?!
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I put on S2 of Chaika since Sachii is doing something else.
rabb.it
Preparing for heresy you say?
Fucking autistic virgins, how many of you wear an adult diaper and live with mom? Be honest
>3D is almost always trash
But mine is perfect. She's an absolute goddess
still here
Yeah I'm just not used to waking up early to be honest
calamity-masu'd
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
Eternal Virginity: The Thread
Thats a child.
Stop.
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Nigger those dubz
(Penny)
That's good, I wish I had someone I trusted enough to open up to.But, I never will have someone I trust because I don't trust people.I still keep my phone in my pocket 24/7 even when its just my brother over (who is basically my best friend and is almost identical to me in many way and we have been very close our entire lives).
(Some fuccboi)
He made the place comfy.
(Felix)
Why do you even have such lewd pics?
Not me.
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Continuing my Madoka marathon.
No girl will ever fuck you, so you resort to role playing as a Chinese cartoon character with other grown men?
I have some friends from there.
Nice irl loli.
I have been meaning to watch nicojou or however you spell that jap shit
Hot nigger????
After marathon post lewsd
Suika claimed.
Do I go for ramen or yakiniku. I'm really not that hungry. I want lumpia, but the shop's not always open.
but i can't
someone has to post Kurumi, she's a staple here
Absolutely abhorrent
I'd take Dio over him
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Yeah, I don't leave my phone lying around unless I'm home alone or I'm in my room.
>Trust is a good thing, its amazing when you can find somebody you trust ^^
Keep it up, the megucas are proud of you.
Masturbating to a cartoon character every day isn't losing your virginity you autist
fgt im here
HERESY
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>Honestly probably wouldn't care too much though
Waking up early is a bittersweet feeling for me, I don't know why.
SPOOKY BOOKI!
>Replying to a photo
faggot.
Nichijou
Fun for the whole family.
If your family is composed of filthy weebs.
You gotta roll for those
Have a tease
Halfway through ep 8. Fell asleep just after ep 7.
Because I can?
Because you never wake up early because you don't have a job and mom pays for all your shit, even your pillow girlfriend, get a job so you can wake up early you autistic weeb
Yes, and she's the perfect girl. She's pretty and nice.
Thanks
>I have been meaning to watch nicojou
Nichijou is okay, I'll admit. But I hate it because the Professor beat out Aihara Enju on an internet poll. I will never forgive her.
Miho calimed
Mostly the roof is fucked up
Bullies loli
I went to a different school and went in junior year and started going at about 9 or so
The year before i was in tutoring because i had my colon removed
I'm getting pretty unmotivated
I got quads but you only posted a tease
And now you just post a tease to tease me more
Have some compassion for a random Anonymous who just wants to fap to cute anime girls
>TFW too paranoid to trust anyone
>TFW my chest feels like I have a softball sized metal orb inside from bottling my feelings up my entire life
Fuck, I'm going to go lay down and think for a little bit.
But my brother is straight edge as fuck, if he found a wallet that was fat with $100 bills, he would look up the ID on Facebook and tell the person he found it, then decline any sort of reward.
>Lewds of your waifu
Shamefur.
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Fucking fat ugly virgins post a pic of yourselves so I can laugh at you dirty man children instead of these faggy Chinese cartoons
I see, you're very close to the peak of the show.
Did you shed any tear so far? Going to swap into movie 2 after episode 8 or will you just keep watching through the series?
>waifu
>felix
>W A I F U
Galil-chan
You done fucked up
EUTIC
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I'm a child man, check your privilege
How the hell did you manage that one Miho?
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ITT: Beta males who have never had a social or sex life and cope with it by pretending to date a cartoon character
Okay
>Rory-sama
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Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '
So much autism in one pic
>wearing a jacket indoors
>model airplanes
Wtf am I looking at
Except I do have a job. Jeez you shitposters are getting lazy these days.
Ah, that's why. Well Cat, it's not gunna be easy fixing your sleep.
I'm not sure what a eutic is, user.
Hi there! How are you miss?
Would anyone be interested in playing a game of Waifu Diplomacy? I'm bored ...
why did you hold the camera upside down?
School sucks.
What's your waifu's name? I need to know for educational purposes.
I do not have weeaboo family. But, my dad's first crush was an anime girl.
Ill give it a try. Dont normally do it though. And nope. It normally takes the finale.
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I didnt. Front face on phone.
I dont know but it was a big spark and boom.
>Cant read
Claiming this qt
Good evening anons
Sorry :(
Just trying to be friendly. We're all lonely man, at least I am and it feels nice to talk to people I like and I like everyone in this community
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I didn't expect you to get it, think very hard, Aussie
Your bro sounds pretty cool.
I only had sisters growing up, older one is not of this world, she was alright, we never fought, younger sister is cool as hell.
>Cause I taught her how to be cool
Then don't switch to a different waifu. Simple as that.
Then does that mean I'm the only one watching the stream?
It says it in my post. It's Juvia
Doing decently enough, how you doin Buki?
>What's waifu diplomacy?
Akikikikokokoko?
Nah. The internet fixes our photos.
Is your father here now?
Which girl?
Want me to kiss the pain away?
yo
Canned fruit
Dumb nigger
Just learned Every Planet We Reach is Dead on guitar
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I know, I've been trying for a long ass time, senpai
Rip
Lmao dude. Easing in to getting her to git gud?
Brawlhalla
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fgt
yes
i just forgot english
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Enjoy! It's the same but with better animation and a couple of new scenes. Also no opening/ending every now and then.
I should have kept track of every scene I cried to in my last rewatch. I got honestly surprised with myself with how often it happened.
Welp. That was a pasta from here, I got worried for a while wondering if you would not recognize it.
(¯―¯٥)
I have no one to talk too
>>>/r34/
A game of Diplomacy for our waifu's dominance of Europe. I'm okay ... just sort of rotting in this town on a business trip. I skipped the gym today to drink booze and play vidya ... bad bad.
Yes
she is perfect
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A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Sachi is a bully :(
I didn't know that was a pasta..
Yes it's me
Good evening Makoto
Is this the good ol' Yuuko or the new Yuuko? I can't remember filenames that well
We both know that's a lie
Cops showing up at your house yet?
Talk to new people
r00d.
I would'nt really call it an anime, but it was Trixie from speed racer, technically it was anime due to the fact that it was made in japan, my dad confessed this to me when he caught me jacking off to anime, trying to relate to me I guess.
Mako is hotter.
bitch ass nigga, neppy rules all
Neppy is the superior hyper dimension neptunia gril.
Mine
FUCK OFF ALICE
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt you down
Dumb nigger
I'm for real. It's like almost midnight. And no cops
I'm seeking for yet
Already claimed
>Sanchito is that you
Nice, game looks too intense for me. I'm sitting here working on some programming homework.
I am the old one. slowly growing weaker with age.
Soon to be replaced by the younger, better, and more agile youth.
You're father is already a great man in my eyes.
I hope he throws this story into a speech at your wedding.
Why not make the first move?
What you need to do
Is reverse google image search
It might help with identifying waifus
>I got it
>I laughed
I believe in you Cat, but gotta remember, games won't help with that at all!
Nope!
Ah, sounds kinda interesting, although I'm kinda terrible at those kinda games.
>Skipping gym for booze
Your waifu would be proud.
Hiya! Doing well I take it?