Is it true that Americans don't understand the concept of slippers and wear their outdoor shoes inside because they get...

Is it true that Americans don't understand the concept of slippers and wear their outdoor shoes inside because they get cold otherwise?

For reference

>wearing any type of shoe in doors

Socks or bare feet only.

>not wearing pic related inside

And you call yourself a German

Do you live in a public shower?

This. Only right answer.

>Not being always on the move, visiting family, and seeing your beautiful countryside so that you don't have time for soft little shoes

We go barefoot inside

We actually have heaters that work.

>Not owning a pair of shoes so comfortable you don't want to take them off
Time to invest in some Boost famalam

>Adidas

Adidas is literally running the game right now and if you don't own AT LEAST 4 pairs of Boost shoes you are cucking yourself.
The only good things to still come out of Nike are the Free and SB lines.
>B-but muh 20,000th Jawdan rerelease leather quality

no

I unironically wear crocs at home, comfy af.

People might leave their shoes on if they are just going inside for a minute and are in a hurry.
But I've never met anyone who didn't generally go barefoot or in socks around the house.

I wore Nikes until I was 14 famalam, Adidas blessed me with foot comfort

>But I've never met anyone who didn't generally go barefoot or in socks around the house.
So Americans literally don't know about slippers.

Not really, we don't see a point in them.

So Germans literally don't know about heating.

american heaters or what the rest of the world would call the microwave?

In the civilized world we usually cover other floors with wood. You'll ruin your socks if you don't wear slippers. Having floor heating (standard in Germany since the 1870s) doesn't change this.

*oven

*our floors

Ah, sure, we just use carpet for our slippers then m'lord.

Yes, that's much more hygienic. When I hear that Americans clean their floors (which they walk on with their outdoor shoes) once a year, I want to gag and teach them about wood and laminate.

Certainly not, m'lord. We shampoo our carpets.

How often do you shampoo your carpets?

I guess our feet are a little dirty then but most shower everyday so it's kind of an overrated problem

Oh m'lord I personally do it every season change, not sure if that's good in your eyes though.

Holy shit. I clean my floor once a week even though it's wood and I think that's already pushing it.

Oh of course vacuuming as well, the shampooing is just a deep clean

Let's say you spill some food, how do you deal with that?

You're overreacting, sweety. I can't even remember when was the last time I cleaned the floor. The only thing that gets cleaned every week is the shower and it's solely because of the shitty water which leaves lime trails wherever it dries.

It's not a great scenario, but dry it up the best you can and then scrub it out. If it's still there it comes out with the deep clean.

>wear shoes 247
>develop fromage feet
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