You wake up in the Eastern European country of Poland, what do you do ?

>You wake up in the Eastern European country of Poland, what do you do ?

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Enjoy my time there, drink a few beers and return home

Take the 9 o'clock plumbing wagon headed for Denmark. If I miss, no problem: I'll just take the 9:30 one.

kill all poles

benis

hmm got to the restorant to eat then go the the shop buy shitload of cheap food and go home

Point out the impossibility as the country is Central European.

I beat up the /fr/ poster that's vacationing there.

>pooland
>central european

ell oh ell

Take a train to Germany as soon as possible

Visit Warsaw, Krakow, Poznan
Have a meal and fine vodka
Shout "I love Poland!" at the airport before I board the plane.
Go home

Enjoy some piwo and some apples with the locals

Central

fug :-D

Emmigrate to the UK or Belgium

So I woke up, for real this time?

I do love having bread with bread with bread and an apple on the side.

Well well well, looks like sven hopped across the strait to escape rape by muslims.

find her and propose

Poland is Central Europe.

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>Poland is Central Europe.
This might be my least favorite meme

fugg the sarmatian women and spread my on ugor seed :D

i think polish people would not mind me
i would live a normal life

I reclaim the rightful clay of my people

>my people

Literally happened this morning

well fuck looks like i got deported again

>central europe
Meme made by crying slavs who can't get over the fact that we're in the same basket as Russians and hohols.

i think you must go a bit deeper

Teach as many people as possible how to fucking drive before I have to be back at work on Monday.

OH KURWA
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whatever you say, bydlo
Polish and Russian cultures were always very different

1. have an orgasm
3.get married
4. be happy forever after

Try out the entirety of Russian cuisine without ever setting foot in Russia.

>we're in the same basket as Russians and hohols
We are not, retard

I think you can do that at home too. Don't you have Russian restaurants there in Austria?

America and Western Europe really shouldn't be considered the same civilization

Assert that the country is in fact central european and there's nothing wrong with being there.

Not a single one desu, nor a Polish one.

>happy
>in Poland
I think you wouldn't fit in here.

american sees food for the first time in his life

maybe, but I would be glad if I could bring some happiness to sad qt poles tbqh

Transylvania is in the same cultural "border" as hungary

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Enjoy some good sausage, and fuck some ugly polish women.

>Countries to the east of Portugal are "Western"
>Portugal isn't "Western"

Change your preconception of "West" meaning "Rich" if you must, but this is geographically wrong. Being western comes with Portugal.

>see no mudslims
>visit friends
>start new life

Fuck sandniggers.

Just visited czech republic and and was nice to see no arab for two days.
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