Storytime faggots

Storytime faggots
>Be me 2 years ago
>Small friend group of 4 everyone gets along
>I'll give them the names Sam,Robby,and Eli
>Robby is bisexual but we don't care because he doesn't act flamboyant or blab about dicks
>Everyone else is straight but Eli is kind of strange
>He finds excuses to crossdress for Halloween every year
>Usually revolves around a pun but he really puts a lot into his costumes
>Buys shit like leggings and uggs
>Me and Sam agree it's weird but we don't care because it's one day a year and Eli is a great friend
>Fast forward to Halloween 2 years ago
>Eli is going as a 'basic witch'
>Costume revolves around a witch hat,a huge bra,leggings,uggs,and even makeup
>Me and Sam are cringing because he's buying all this shit from the store we work at
>Proceed to checkout

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>assistant manager notices us at lane
>Feel several parts of myself imploding because he'll notice the cringe
>Calm myself by remembering he doesn't know my friend is intending to wear all this shit
>Make it out of store and head back to Eli's house
>He's getting all sissy'd up and watching fucking makeup tutorials
>Me and Sam are chilling in living room trying to avoid being contaminated by his degeneracy
>Eli's Asian parents catch a glimpse of him and holy shit I have never seen more disappointment in a parents eyes
>His mom walks by and doesn't even bother saying anything
>Eli is unphased by this but admits he noticed

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keep going

we all know how this is going to end

keep going OP

>inb4 three fiddy/walk the dinossaur/random shit

this is just what a need on a sunday evening

a story about a guy who sucked off his crossdressing friend eli

go on op :)

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>At this point his horrific transformation is nearing completion
>Eli is chubby so he already has boobs
>Bra drastically exaggerates his tits and to top it off he's even showing cleavage
>With the makeup he's wearing I can barely look at him directly without wanting to put a gun in my mouth
>Me and Sam accept our fate and ride with Eli to party
>Me and Sam are kinda cringe ourselves
>Lazily bought some shit masks that we took off like 20 min into the party
>Back on topic we arrive
>The party is in the back of our friends house
>Stop at bathroom to give myself a 4 minute delay of appearing after Eli because I don't want to get laughed at
>Finally join everyone after taking a fake shit
>Surprised with how well everyone is receiving Eli's costume
>Girls complementing him on makeup and he's keeping good conversation
>Edibles me and Eli shared earlier are kicking in
>Beers help and let me stop caring

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Forgot pic

this is gonna end in scat and trap

still bump foar story time

Moar

Here u go

Type faster faggot

>the night is going far better than I thought
>Jokingly scoop Eli and he's caught off guard
>Kicks over beer
>Everyone's staring and it's pretty awkward
>Gets written off as a party foul and everyone goes on with their life
>Sam gives me a ride home that night and we talk about Eli
>Summarized conversation is pretty much "oh well it's only one day a year"
>Fast forward two months
>Getting lunch with Sam and Eli because fuck Robby he doesn't become important till later
>Eli has on nail polish
>Me and Sam notice but don't care to bring it up
>Go out again next week
>This time it's a hair clip and nail polish

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is op kill?

>everybody walks the dinosaur

The ending better be more interesting than Eli and Robbie fucking.

Imma head to sleep, but ill bump and read in the morning. Next time pls pre-type

>Me and Sam talk about it and we're both weirded out by it but also incredibly lazy so we both just hope it'll go away on its own
>It did not
>Gets progressively worse from Eli adding leggings,sandals,a bra that really brings out his man boobs
>Fucking hell at this point we ask him in our group chat
>He asks if we really want to know and says he'll tell us next time he sees us in person
>We meet up and he tells us he's transitioning and wants to be a woman

Switching to desktop,didnt think this many people would be interested

Moar plz OP

Type faster,nigger.

hurry up faggot

>We take it well and continue our night like nothing happened
>Eli's comfortable so he's wearing makeup, boots, blouses
>he's practically trying to make our parents question our sexuality and disown us
>at this point me and Sam give up on bulking through this and still accepting Eli as a friend
>Robbie supports Eli because they hang out a lot often and Robbie is muh LGBT
>decide we'll stop hanging out with Eli after his birthday
>at this point every time we seem him it's a cringefest
>Eli's 6'+ so he stands out wearing all this shit
>it's so bad that any time we eat we convince him to get takeout or drive thru
>plan camping trip for his birthday so we can do this alone and not face all the stares from people

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Cum onnnn

Dis getting gut

>me,Sam,Eli,and Robbie went
>brought weed,liquor,cards against humidity, and other shit for entertainment
>split up into 3 tents with Sam and unimportant friend #1,Eli and Robbie,and my own tent because I was probably gonna have a fap on our 3 day trip
>kek about the LGBT tent with Sam
>Eli is full blown cringe mode
>short shorts and a low cut tank top
>moms and kids staring at him when he's going to the washing facilities
>walk 10 paces behind him again to avoid the scrutiny
>holy fuck I was so glad when this trip was over
>Slowly stop talking to Eli and duck his invites to doing shit

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... what the fuck am i reading

Get to the part where Eli's Feminine penis is in your butt already

bump niggers

Haha dubs of truth?

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>2 months from this
>Eli stops texting us and we're all relieved it's over and he got the hint
>Robbie the raging homo got hired where me and Sam work
>every guy at work says we're right for ghosting Eli,every girl says we're fucking awful for it
>Robbie starts asking us about Eli and if we accept him at work
>joke about Eli's fucking awkardness to be around
>Robbie defends Eli saying he's the same friend you once knew
>eat shit Robbie I don't want to be associated with Eli anymore
>tell him I don't intend to go out with Eli anymore because I'm tired of this cringefest
>Robbie asks me why and I tell him it's fucking weird and Eli isn't the same
>Robbie wants a more in depth answer because I'm sure he's relaying this all to Eli
>Try to explain it as softly as I can because I still have some respect for Eli being a quality friend
>Robbie rages harder and tells me he deserves to know because we work together
>tell him to eat shit and block him

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at first i was expecting keks but now im just sad because it sounds like this guy has a bunch of pussies around him leading him on being general social pussies.

Holy Fuck get to the point or type faster

I bet OP is closet and faps to traps on Sup Forums

whiteness ed

>Eli handles shit better than Robbie and doesn't bother confronting any of us about any of this
>coworkers and friends tell us they've seen Robbie and understand why we did it
>Month later people tell me Eli got fired from his job
>Eli comes out to his parents and posts awkward family photos on facebook
>visible concern in all of their asian faces
>Eli goes on to become an uber driver
>lose contact and be glad the degeneracy is out of my life

That's it,no feminine dix sucking or lollygagging.All of you degenerates are cancer and I hate that you took my friend, the end.

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Well, that was...normal.

U r a good person and should join islam

MAN that was a fucking pointless read.

>one day I'm late for work because car won't start
>have to get an Uber, install the app and request a car be sent to my house
>mfw it's Eli and he is post op and looks fine as fuck
>dick is diamonds
>fuck work
>ask Eli to come inside, I need to show him something
>get Eli up to my room, and start to kiss
>reach down an feel Eli's feminine penis
>dickInmyMouth.jpg
>Eli and I fuck for 3 straight hours, half of the time I'm sucking him or he's railing me from behind.
>best day of my life, I miss Eli now. He's my one true love.

this is gay. youre gay. gayer than eli, who sounds like a better friend to you than you ever were to him. you just threw away a good mate kek.

Fuck Eli

He was going to commit suicide anyway, just like all the transcancer

LUL

That's it? Fuck you fucking attention whore

Wut

>all these assblasted degenerates

You are shitty person.

LEL Op you almost got me

I knew OP would end up with a Dick in his mouth, because as always OP literally cannot stop himself from sucking Dick

I fucking hate traps and trannies

Leave your sick crossdressing behind closed doors, fucking freaks

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>have gay friend, normal friend, closet gay friend
>closet gay friend keep getting more confident with coming out
>we are pussies and cant tell him we dont like his style. It is fine if he wants to be like that, but we are unconfortable hanging out like this
>gay friend gets mad at us
>closet gay finally gets told. Doesnt take it bad
>the end
There

so because you're uncomfortable with it, they are not allowed to enter public dressing how they feel comfortable?

Yeah that makes a load of sense, and I hate intolerant people, so you should just go drink a cup of bleach, because that's what would make me feel comfortable.

haha, you know im right. ive cut off someone in a similiar situation but he was nearing 40 and spontaneously started wearing young girls clothes. i dont think he identified with anything but sexual predators. you on the other hand have lost someone who was maybe finding themselves, and at least being open and honest about it. and unlike your other mate, eli hasnt bothered you about 'ghosting'. im guessing in addition to being a transgender he is also figuratively speaking the bigger man of the two of you, kek

>I hate intolerant people
>Is intolerant

What a shit read please cut yourself

Sorry I don't hang out with some fucking fags dressing like women

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>Be me 18 student
>100 days left to final exams, here in europe we have a custom to make a big show to parents and school officials and top it off with a big club night
>HUGE SHOW in the schools concert halls
>Lits of the show is dancing
>Girls say "hey so can we get our guys to dress up as the guys in that Queen video (I want to break free)? That would be hilarious
>Hell, why the fuck not. It's only our parents and our teachers and ourselves
>Get naked and put on bathrobes, fake boobs, wiggs
>Dancing, prancing around with vacuum cleaners and other faggotry
>Show time
>Come on stage
>Fucking city officials and high ranking priests in the front seat
>Mfw

Good on ya.

yo! type faster nigga!
every1 want to know how a man can free himself from chain of every kind.
hoping u friend 4evah

Is that the "Percent", in France ?

Kek'd