Found my neighbours kid sleeping in my house

Found my neighbours kid sleeping in my house

What do Sup Forums

Pic related, it's the kid

ask him why. make sure you shake him the entire time and scream it at his face.

How old is he?

Cum on his face and time stamp

About 15 I think

Wake him up, and say "don't tell your parents"

Leave him and let him sleep, maybe shave half his eyebrow.

suck his dick

Shoot him and tell the cops he was burglarising you.

pull his covers off slowly

space program

If legit, do this. Bout as Sup Forums/legal as u can get

Squirt some handsoap on your face, wake him up, look at him and say "Morning, champ. We had a fun night, didn't we?"

Shit on his face.

Would do

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check em

Nice quads bruh

Checked

Pour a few pounds of thumb tacks on him.

Guys, he just woke up.

And checked again

Lmfao he looks stoned as shit

Tell him he can't leave until he drinks more

Shit now you have to kill him

Twas a nice train

>Found my neighbours kid sleeping in my house

We are gonna need a little more info on this, it's not normal.

Is he prone to sleepwalking, or what?

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You ruined it

should have came on his face when you had the chance. Guess you gotta kill him and do it

You guys have some gnarly pillows

"What are you doing in my house, fucko?"
Smoke a cigarette for effect.

I got 33 dubs twice on the same thread

not as ruined as what my dad does to my asshole

Put him in a diaper and hump

At least you have a dad

What do I do to him now? Dubs and I'll snuggle with him

wake the fucker up and bring him on home, but ask why he is in your house to begin with

Grab a beer, pour on head.

Nice dubs

Lol that's you

PEE ON HIM

Kick his ass out

Make porridge for him and then cum in porridge

This

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Suck his dick. That will teach him a lesson.

Bump for OP until he and him finished their business in the closet

force him to eat a bowl of eggs