Hey, how do i know if I've been stabbed?

hey, how do i know if I've been stabbed?
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Fuck off newfag, low quality bait

Flesh wound, blood, pain.

As someone who's been stabbed many times but initially been unaware of it, you get to know these signs.

Do you feel cold? Are you wet? Is there copius fluids pooling around your feet?

please... ive been drinking whiskey and i need to know

there is fluid should i be afraid

what color is it

it is dark. i fear i may be eaten by a grue

Do you smell onions or chicken?

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How many holes do you have in you

toughguy itc

um. fifteen? i think., maybe more, do pores count

There's a punchline here if he answers correctly.

eternal bleeding

thanks guys but im suddenly really tired

>>eternal bleeding

wtf happened to you op

i was at a bar with my friends and we were drinking but suddenly there was a lot of shouting and i blacked out and now im home?? but im like

super tired and shitty but not normal

good night user see you tomorrow

>>eternal bleeding

OP is kill

i didnt kill anyone what to heck? i cant find my pocketknife

check your body better safe than sorry

Put a magnet near ya stomach, if you feel tugging, call 911

OH

Have someone piss on you. If you have any wounds they will sting a little but that's all. Also it has to be someone else's piss or the chemicals won't react

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