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New: bf king sent me this.

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England sucks so much dick, you have to be gay if you live there.

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ahh yes, HS23

i only like western european girls

Apparently gingers with blue eyes are

>bernie t shirt
embarrassing

Vinnie Paz is a good lad but he's a muslim too which is odd for a white man

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>Scotland
>Ireland
UH BACK OFF THEY'RE MINe

you were the fasted sperm in you daddy's nutsack

Alright ginger back in ur FUCKIGN biscuit tin!

rate my brekky /brit/

reported to the local constabulary

I'm an athlete babe, what can I say

>nutsack
FOYFOYFOYFOY

>wearing clothes with print on them

im soo colddddd

he's kind of garbage 2bh

shame cos the old jmt albums have such good production

animal

as far as knobs go, mine's pretty ugly

>tfw no bf

Love the footy. Love the pub. Love Rangers. Hate Muslims. Hate gays. Hate Celtic.

who /northern ireland/ here?

turbo runt slop

me too brrrrr
where u at? can we meet up and share body heat? x

hmm the so called best mate who I've currently fell out with has been talking about killing himself on twitter in the early hours again

proper sick of this twat

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the gf at starbucks earlier haha what is she like

me in my sunday best

funny mine's quite pretty

He's not garbage come on now that's ridiculous and quite frankly very narrow minded

Well done lad you're from a third world shithole very good!!

what the fuck pepe is this???????

>wearing a Bernie shirt
How does it feel to express your inner cuckold

Major shortage of men in Finland. What to do lads?

this has to be fake t bh

Lads why are all women secretly lesbian? Like they all want to fuck each other? They always kiss eachother, why are women attracted to other women?

Hmmm, Two.

me behind the counter

outrageous tune youtu.be/SLi7Ljcy6n8

I reckon the russians can help you out

same

My gf is finnish, I'm pulling my weight

women are very attractive

someone heat up my toes

cumbria y do you liek other boys im a boy

Good lad

show us

pretty pls

no thats just my opinion after being a fan of jmt and listening to must of his discog

he gets really repetitive and says the dumbest conspiracy tier muslim shit

>Two days into the trump administration and the media hasn't stopped tearing him apart
Surely they can't keep this up for 4 years...?

most do it for a laugh cause they know it turns guys on

I can help

Yeah I posted that tune particularly for that reason, sick of him rattling off ridiculous conspiracies every lyric

shan't

I'm also blue eyed ginger

RARE

think they will though, they hate him so much and think that everyone who voted for him is a stupid redneck who doesn't understand hes the bad man

reliable source (female) once told me that women get off on sexual intimacy more than the actual action of sex
which is why straight women can get off to lesbian porn because they focus more on whats being done to "them" (who they self-insert as) than who is doing it to them

Jeez so depressing. All that shit you've listed is so overrated.

warm hands are gross, they are bacteria traps

Seeing a girl smile is cool, but "eyes light up whenever we talk" is bullshit. That wears off very quickly and pretty soon you will run out of things to talk about.

Hearing "I love you" doesn't mean shit these days. Look at divorce rates.

Sharing "awkward first kiss" is exactly that; awkward!

Cuddling on the couch sounds like a lot of work and effort. Cuddling is stupid if it doesn't lead to sex and often times, you just get bad breath in your face.

Making a girl "feel loved and safe in my arms" is such a cliche. That kind of shit was cool last century, but we are in the age of feminism. Girls aren't looking to "be safe in your arms" unless you look like Channing Tatum

Feeling genuine happiness can be achieved almost whenever you want. Don't confuse "feeling satisfied and fulfilled as a person" with "being happy". Go to the store and buy a new tv, your happy, and it's genuine,... but you're not fulfilled.

could heem the fuck out of any of you

My second question is why do women have attractive faces but most men are ugly cretin like dogs?

that's how he won the election
if they don't figure that out soon he'll win the next one too

we need to establish ourselves some kind of homeland

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I like cuddling with anyone but im not a gay so no penis in bum ok

(devon)

Gads you hoaching cunt. Dye your hair and kys

Um it's called Ireland sweetie x

Hello operator, get me the Rothschilds on the line.

B

Putting my benis in your bump rn

Dunno what this means

maybe, honestly it depends what he does now. hes got a vote of confidence from all the states that voted for him, all the people that didn't allow themselves to be manipulated by the media.

i think the money people will be working overtime to destabilize the us economy to blame it on him though.

start killing women

Imagine you had a little brother who wasn't quite as well known as you because you arrived in school first and made the biggest mark.

Imagine if you invited him to hang with you when he spent all his money trying to become his own cool kid, but failed.

Imagine then when he suddenly got jealous and built up a resentment that people still don't recognise him as much as you around.

Then imagine he gets really bitter and twisted and blames you for things like stubbing his toe on the door and stepping in dog shit. Mum even ups his pocket money so he's less insecure because he can't get a paper round as good as you.

Then imagine he literally hates you whilst you just don't really pay any attention because he's devolved into a whiny shit.

That's Scotland.

Problem is we mostly get Russian women immigrants.

the phone call that saved america

Gonna waggle myself

*enters thread*
GWAN RONNIE

>we get mostly Russian women
Cumming to Fingolia rn

just popping out t'shops, it's a bit chilly so I whacked a coat on

took me 30 minutes to climax just now

hmm

Trump might be pulling the US out of the UN, would be hilarious

Fuck off you stupid twat, only autistic little fuckwits like yourself who subscribe to polandball faggotry personify countries like this, you sound like a little bellend prescribing actual traits to a country you fucking sperg, no one thinks England is the "cool kid" you cringeworthy mutt

>ready to assemble fish finger sandwich
>no ketchup

J U S T
U
S
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VERY accurate post

broken britain

>ketchup
foy

cage status: rattled

I dont like people like this, that think they are really smart but fall so short
There are so many of them

gosh that does make you think though doesnt it

tartar sauce is much better

mfw I realised you don't have to save pictures to your computer to post them you can just copy and paste them into the reply box

>Scotland is the jealous little brother

Why would i be jealous lad, you pay for my prescriptions, education, taxes and just about everything else. If anything you're trying to impress me with all this money coming my way.

broken britain

just found this at my mum's house

still in the cellophane too

tomato sauce

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yeah much like how I'm trying to impress a tramp when I throw 20p his way eh?

think on

why are you brown

i don't believe that hand is yours

23rd anniversary of me last touching a fanny soon

hey /br- *trips forward dropping a tray of tea and biscuits*