She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Throw my lunch in the opposite direction so it won't eat me

Convince her to come home with me, then fuck her.

Cum in my pants.

Hotdogging, followed by belly-secks.

receive blowjob, never call again.

fuck her. no one will find out

Tell her there's no way I can afford her dinner despite my six figure income.

Im curious if one girl in your female geouo of friends flirts and tries to make out with you but you dont like her, how do you tell her without sounding like an asshole

vomit and watch her cry.

>implying you have to like a girl to make out with her

She is very obsesive too and would probably stalk me afterwards

Let her fart on my dick before I anally hump her.

Start openly dating a girl that looks way better and more popular than her. Then start showing the obsesive girl more attention. She will realize that she is your side chick, and will play her role accordingly.

If your gf ever treats your wrong, you can talk the obsessive chick into killing her.

Try to reach scape velocity and flee

Eh, she doesn't seem gross in hygiene and she's got a nice face. I'd fuck her.

She's a porn star named Sara Aikawa. By economic necessity, she has to look attractive for her audience of fat fetishists.

Get blow job.

>implying that this only applies to the fat fetish

Start groping her fat buns
Make out with her butthole for hours
Letting her fart

turn 360 and walk away

tongue punch her fart-box

Offer her a large pizza and jack off as she eats it, before fucking her.

Man the harpoons of course

Buy her a cheese Burger

I bet her farts are absolute heaven.

Tell her she has a hole in her skirt and walk away.

Tell the village nobody goes hungry this winter.

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I wouldn't do that if I were you. Did you hear about the man that was arrested because he told a woman that she had a "Kick me" sign on her back? He is now a registered sex offender.

Yess
That thunder butt
Would be so jiggly

So much fun to sniff up.

run
run away fast before she eats me

Full body black-rubber bondage suit that emphasizes her form.

smash cuz im black

fuck her because I have a thing for asians of all sizes.

Sexy outfit like this. It would show off her ass so well.

Seriously guys, imagine her in tight black rubber.

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Imagine how good your dick would feel to creampie her with her riding you just like this.

lol this

Would likely be one massive orgasm.

fuck like pigs all week long. my type of asian. nice and thick but has good face and no flabs.

name? and does she do porn?

Sara Aikawa, and yes she does porn.

I've nicknamed her "The Waifu Of Sup Forums" because threads of her can last an hour or more.

Her "out of the shower" look.

why are thick asians such a godsend? i need one. NEED ONE.

I'd activate all my thrusters and attempt to escape the event horizon.

I would man the harpoon.

Because they're exotic, especially if they're Japanese. Big Japanese women are pretty rare.

Though I've heard of Asians putting on weight when they come to the West to study and/or live.

report a beached whale

do this

tell her you don't want a relationship and that's it, if she doesn't listen properly then shut her ass down, tell her to fuck off

Hit it of course!

pussy is pussy, don't act like you'r too good to fuck her. You get laid. whats the problem?

she looks so bored and unamused because all the dicks she fucks are too small for feeling any kind of pleasure.

she needs a huge BBC and she will go crazy, i gurantee it.

More like her "out of the ocean" look

She's wasted on Japanese men. They don't hump her with any damn energy or technique.

They should fucking her till her eyes roll back into her head and her tongue hangs out.

like this?

asians are nymphos, jap men dont know this. this is why there sex rate is so damn low.

My dick isn't big but I'd fuck her a lot harder than the Japanese dudes in her pornos.

God I wish feedee culture would take off in Japan.

Japanese women blimp so well.

Curse the fat tax and their healthy diets.

Why don't the women just tell them?

Wow, 3 hour thread so far.

you killed it

Sure I did. Posts suddenly dry up because I point out how long a thread has lasted.

Stupid reason for a thread to end.

could be worse i guess,flirt back

As the feminazi overlords have dictated, if an unattractive man flirts sexually with a woman, he's automatically a predator engaging in public sexual harassment, so I apply the same rule with genders reversed and start yelling stuff like that she needs to leave and stop bothering me.