Why are you a virgin user?

why are you a virgin user?

but im not tho

nope but first time was when i was 17

Pure, unadulterated apathy

who said i was?

never asked you go away

Used all my GBP to get tendies so can't fuck mommy :(

kissless

okay

conservative asian male with phimosis

going to remain pure for my wedding day

Are there really virgins on here. Sup Forums can't be as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

wow, short term memory isn't your strength boyo

There are virgins everywhere on the internet, in every community. You can usually find them by their use of "xD" and "le" and "u" and "kys".

im 0/10

I'm not and its great. Me n my gf are both 18 and have only been w each other and its really nice. I thought I'd be a virgin forever. There is hope user. Jsut gotta find a nice virgin girl.

It's like getting a puppy a dog. You get to experience every stage together, if that makes sense.

Let's be honest, if you're saying that, then you probably couldn't get laid if you tried.

I got sexually abused way back when I was a kid but on a brighter note I actually worked up the courage and ended up asking a cute girl out of my college class today she said no.
:')

>blood
>teaching her stuff
>no.jpg

Because i'm a bitch when it comes to talking to girls

Autism

Im not. I was fuck you ass twice times last week. Dont u remember?

jokes on you--I lost my virginity 5 years ago

Because I have a hormone deficiency and erectile dysfunction, no sex drive what so ever, whenever I have the chance I can't get it up.

Was a weirdo during school, missed the boat ever since.
Actually today, I have absolutely no problem talking to women, but I have no drive to steer the conversation into a romantic direction.
It just never came natural to me.

The Virgin Collector: Bring out yer virgins.
[a man puts a virgin on the cart]
Large Man with a Virgin: Here's one.
The Virgin Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm not a virgin.
The Virgin Collector: What?
Large Man with a Virgin: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm not a virgin.
The Virgin Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not a virgin.
Large Man with a Virgin: Yes he is.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Virgin Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with a Virgin: Well, he is, he's very ill. Too much Sup Forums.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with a Virgin: No you're not, you'll be a virgin ten years from now.
The Virgin Collector: Well, I can't take him if he isn't. It's against regulations.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with a Virgin: Oh, don't be such a virgin.
The Virgin Collector: I can't take him.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with a Virgin: Oh, do me a favor.
The Virgin Collector: I can't.
Large Man with a Virgin: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? Soon he will start shitposting and you'll see.
The Virgin Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've git another one.
Large Man with a Virgin: Well, when's your next round?
The Virgin Collector: Thursday.
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go to the bar and get some pussy.
Large Man with a Virgin: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Virgin That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Virgin Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Virgin with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Virgin: Ah, thank you very much.
The Virgin Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with a Virgin: Right

When I was in Paris that was full of gorgeous girls I was an idiot who had read "the game" and didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I literally never even touched a girl. Both in Paris and in all over Italy I'd just stop a girl and ask for directions and she'd always drop whatever the fuck she was doing to walk me there while chatting me up. I was just being an autistic piece of shit who didn't do shit no matter what she did.

Today: I only go for skinny girls who beautiful and I live in a country where pretty much everyone is fat.

I go out there everyday for one hour 17PM-18PM trying to find a cute girl and to captivate her. I don't use inauthentic stupid game shit anymore. The main problem is that there aren't any attractive females in there. Just teens and fat women. If I have a confident smile when I stop a girl she stops and I can try to captivate her. The last time I saw a cute girl was few days ago. I got in front of her and was talking to her when I was overcome By this fear that she's too young (having had approached couple of teens lately). So, I had to ask her her age and she got really pissed off By it (26yr) and left. Didn't run after her and re-approach.

The blood isn't that bad.
She'll probably know as much as you lol porn isn't real sex

I basically dateraped a girl with alcohol and was confused on how slots work. Soooo my dick was soft and I was basically rubbing the upper part of her vagina with my dick. No insertion.

i'm very uncomfortable with my body and didn't desire sex until very recently. now i'd love to have a cock to suck but there won't be one for a long time. feels bad.

Because I'm ugly, broke, and probably have ass-burgers.

Sauce???

It doesnt for all of us M8

My ass is the only virgin I have.

I'm a massive pussy and am afraid of letting people get to know me as I have a lot of flaws such as my ocd. It's better for me to keep everyone at an arms length rather than appear weak.

I just don't talk to girls in my free time

not an excuse. why don't you talk to cute boys?

I'm too anti social and inept to fuck girls.

Because he's 13

Because I haven't picked out a decent hooker yet

Totally will though

cuz ive been nolifing for 5 years I got social problems,barely talk with people,and my knowledge about girls is approx zero.

Source?

no you won't

I was going to do it this week. Turned 23 recently so it's time to swallow my pride.

Because I'm fat

have fun

I guess because of self esteem issues. Also because i'm overweight, but i'm working on it. Not like it could fix my personality but maybe this is a step in the right direction...

Where are you from?

How old are you?

England. I found out about adultwork recently, otherwise I'd have no clue where to look.

i need sauce!

24

Lost it two days ago, almost 25

>17PM-18PM
how can you be so autistic user?

Because I'm gay and if anyone around my area found out, I'd probably be hunted.

What'd you think?

Nobody fucking cares if I am. So I don't.

...

Paedo alert.

>be me
>grew up miserable and depressed
>gay, because I needed to be even weirder in peoples eyes
>family hated me, super republican/christian living in Texas, all that shit, sure I don't have to explain to Sup Forumstards
>never took care of my body
>overweight
>never felt love, wanted to die, so why bother trying to look good?
>met someone awesome
>wanted desperately to ask them out
>become more active
>join a swim team at local gym
>shave head, swim laps etc...
>2 years later lose 80 pounds
>finally skinny/fit
>decide I want to look my best and ask this person, my best friend, out
>let hair grow back first, of course
>bald spot shows up
>gay bald bottom fag is never a good look no matter how fit

I'm done.

not person who posted but it's okay but ultimately a waste of time, and after you've had enough of it you move on to something with more progression

New MMO, video game, studies etc.

Once you win it's not a big deal anymore.

...

Nice trips

balding is normal. just stand to it and it won't put anybody off. if your really desperate go to a doctor and ask for an anti-androgen like finasteride for example. it stops balding completely.

Yeesh. I feel bad for you.

Sex literally never gets old. GF and I have been dating for 9 years and we basically have a standing order to fuck every other night. It sounds boring and clinical but we have it so that we don't get complacent like other couples do.

It's still fucking awesome every time. The moans of pleasure and her wet pussy tightening around my rock hard dick letting me know she's cumming. The best.

Sometimes it seems like a chore before we get started, but it always feels like it was worth it when we're sweaty and flushed at the end.

Kissing was nice, it was new thing too. Sex pretty much does not feel as amazing as you'd imagine when you're younger. It's nice but I guess more practice will make it more enjoyable.

Kissless 20 year old virgin here. Closest I've got is flirting with another girl and she kept flirting with me. How screwed am I?

Tube.getthelube.com

You can stop it or slow it down but you can't reverse it without surgery that is expensive as fuck and usually doesnt last.

I can only maintain what is already on the way out. Not worth it.

I waited too long without caring, this is the price I must pay. Spend the rest of my (hopefully short) life alone.

fat ugly cripple

My dream right here user. If she's also a virgin maybe she won't notice how autistic I am with people.

>blood
>not a turn on

multiple chances, i sm super sared of stds though and can't go through with it. It was an unforseen spaghetti problem

don't feel bad, I had a great time with it, and maybe I'll go back to that someday, but I want to experience lots of new things in my life first

If you're in your early 20's, it is easier to find sex than you think. There are women in their 40's all over the place that would get a thrill at the thought of taking your virginity.

Because i hardly have time to sleep because of work and can't afford time for sex sadly

>don't feel bad, I had a great time with it, and maybe I'll go back to that someday, but I want to experience lots of new things in my life first

Fair enough. I wish you happiness on your journey!

or some gay ass shit like that.

Why do people hate virgins?

don't be a drama queen, bald guys can be hot as fuck! if you're fit you're fine.

No idea user. I don't know how people can tell I'm one but they just can. I guess I'll just move to a cabin in Siberia. Beats getting ridiculed every day.

You don't have to hate something to make fun of it.

Dude that sucks. I hate being a virgin too bro.

Dude not every virgin is a weeb, MRA, feminazi, or SJW

I'm not even fat, ugly or anything like that either. I'm in good shape and have a great job. Just the personality of a rag.

That sounds like my life bro. I run and lift. I'm not ugly or fat and I don't have any obnoxious habits.

i'm 22yo and a virgin because i am only 4" erect
>inb4 any and all insults or 'get over it'
any advice Sup Forums?

>fat
Check
>poor
Check
>persoanlity
Boring.
I wonder why.

Become an hero

>Wasn't allowed friends as a child so my social skills are fucked.
>Ugly overweight cunt.
>Mental problems either leave me unapproachable, angry and violent off my meds or stoned out of my gourd when I'm on them.
>Hormones are messed up, no sex drive.
>Tough to get a hard on even though I'm only 22
>Alcoholic

There's plenty more and I'm sure there's shit I don't even notice. Hope being a wizard is worth it.

All of that is personal chooises

>only 4" erect

Yikes.

I guess I'd say that for the most part girls don't care about cock size I think.

I'm 8 inches and was nothing special in bed until I learned to fuck correctly from an older woman.

you give off a beta vibe

for some reason i never knew how to approach a girl. i mean im not socially akward, i have friends that are girls, and i know at some point some of them liked me but i never did anything about it and at this point i dont know how

What did the older woman tell you?

I got work, I got things inside my head that I want to do like hobbies, and I'm not sure what 'Love' is anymore. I can't find a good reason to find a significant other. Other than having sex. Don't get me wrong, I find girls attractive. It is just hard for having this kind of mindset.

>I learned to fuck correctly
enlighten me.

Honestly, stuff that should have been embarrassingly obvious. Such as;

At least make an effort to go down on her each time, if she doesn't want it, that's cool, move on.

Girls generally don't like to be jackhammered for several minutes until the guy comes. Pay attention to what speed/depth/intensity she is responding to.

If you're fucking at an angle where you can rub the clit and you have a free hand, rub the fucking clit.

If a girl is clawing your back, she probably wants to be choked or something (lightly).

You know we're allowed to fuck 15yo right?

uh, not really if you consider yourself a bottom. It's basically like a woman going bald, what guy would want you?

When you get to the point with a woman that she wants to fuck it's because of who you are and how you acted and how you looked at her and how you make her feel. They don't see you as being a different thing from your dick. Your dick is you. She's not fucking your dick, she's fucking you. You gotta weld that understanding into your brain or else you'll have issues in your relationships.

I brought this up with the first four girls I slept with. In each situation it was when we were hanging out having a good time and started light touching. Like hands and arms. Then you kiss and it's a snowball effect from there. While you are making out you need to realize the girl is already getting wet. So consider this perspective, when they are at this stage and I know my dicks about to be pulled out I mention that it's not that big. I'm 6 ft so I fear them having this idea I'm gonna have a big dick and then be let down. I fear seeing that in their eyes when they see it. But each time I brought it up to them they are caught off guard and snapped out of their lust mindset. Three of the girls told me "Shut up" and the other told me to stop talking as she tried to get her mind back on track with the making out and touching.

Why?
Because at the stage of lust that proceeds getting your dick out a girl already likes you and is wanting to have that experience of you on top of her and her getting fucked. They want to get laid and they want to have a fun time and to give you a good time because they like you. You don't change as a person to someone once they see what kind of nipples you have or dick because you have all that personal experience connecting with this human being leading up to this moment.

Not only should you stop worrying about what you can't change, stop thinking about it being an issue completely. Erase that way of thinking.