Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rem claimed

>New episode was good

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=cUBVPckOr2U
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
youtube.com/watch?v=x2mS3uDqQL4
youtube.com/watch?v=UIw9UT9DK-I
youtu.be/eCF-YP6kh_8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Miho claimed

I wanna make sweet love to her

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Claimed.

Rogue One Reporting In

I SPOKE TO GOD TODAY, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE'S ASHAMED.
WHAT HAVE I DONE, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
I SPOKE TO THE DEVIL TODAY, AND HE SWEARS HE'S NOT TO BLAME
AND I UNDERSTOOD, CAUSE I FEEL THE SAME.
Why so sad Rem?
Cool, enjoy the thread I guess, I'm just posting lyrics because Kneesocks isn't the only one who is allowed to.

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Claimed

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ARMS WIDE OPEN, I STAND ALONE
I'M NO HERO, AND I'M NOT MADE OF STONE
RIGHT OR WRONG, I CAN HARDLY TELL
I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN, AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELL
*Hugs*

That FFDP though

Holy fuckballs these pizzas we have at work now are huge

youtube.com/watch?v=cUBVPckOr2U

Hi

I demand that the thread live once more!

Here's my contribution.

Damn I want to rub my dick between her thights and cum on her stomach

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Only pantsu I have.
Hi there Homu.

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LET'S TAKE A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE
WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY AND I WASNT INSANE
BACK BEFORE THE WORLD GOT INSIDE OF MY HEART
BEFORE ALL THE SICKNESS ALMOST TORE ME APART
Xbox hueg or just huge?

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Claimed

Нет, это не имеет никакого смысла вообще.

>purple skin

No thank you

Bright and vibrant colors ftw

That's pretty nice

How are you then? I'm just looking into some old folders and things

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

Kind of bored, I guess.

Might play something soon.

Also used to attract in primates

Yeah well we also are one of the few species to have sex for pleasure.

So fuck your purple skinned bitch

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Claiming, how's everyone?

Oh, League?

I will

Well enough. Just waiting a little bit then going for my run.
How're you?

Not exactly what I was looking for, but I guess the bumps help.

Who's that?

Doing some more homework. Have a lot to do before Thursday

It's not that dead.

She was a princess, she could've been a queen
She had the angels beneath her broken wings
She had the vision, she had the sight
She wants perfection, she wants it right

Homework is no fun.
Think I finally need to get on to making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro.

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Howdy folks

I want to do the same for Yuuki. I have the template but haven't made it yet

YUUUUUUNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hi.

Howdy.

>tfw you're in the middle of a game but then windows 8 forces an update

I would eat that with some garlic and a bit of tomato sauce in the oven to be honest

Hi

Dunno, I'll see.

I don't like playing soloQ

How are you today?
I've been way too lazy. Doing it now.
youtube.com/watch?v=x2mS3uDqQL4

YUUUUUUUKKKKKKIIIIIIIII!!!!

I don't speak taco
Sup

#rekt

Heya

RIP

Hey homura

Hey there rem
Only slightly
Hey there gun cat

Fran, do you like The Avalanches?

Dem titties
+pink hair
Quality waifu

Could always duo Q but it's not much different.

Good, just a little hungry for now. About to get some food.

Hey Fran.

I'M NEVER GONNA LIVE
NEVER GONNA GIVE
NEVER GONNA DIE YOUR WAY
FUCK NO! GO AWAY!
NEVER GONNA TRY,
NEVER WONDER WHY
NEVER GONNA CHANGE
NO, SAY IT, WHAT
What's up Gasai?
REEEEE

I've never seen the actual scene it's from.. that's so sweet

WUZ GUD NIGGA

Grazie, Tali is the only reason I played ME

Hello kike gun that is god tier in black ops 1

Lasagna nigga!

Hello y'all

How is everybody today?

mfw its an eternity for anything to post

Oh man I want lasagna now. I think we're having roast beef tonight

wew that only took us a whopping 20 min
god damn it, well im back but also gone right away
hey gasai is on early
in pieces

I see you're doing well.

Rip, got the update just now too

Hi Fran

No

Rip you

Took me seven

Yes, why?

Dat stabbing

Dem murders

How goes it?

>I don't play ranked, and I prefer to at least have be queued with my ADC, since I main support

Since their mouths are sorta their barrels, I think, wouldn't it be unsafe to kiss a gun-girl?

Does their breath smell like gunpowder?
Can guns get pregnant?

Can you even fuck a gun?

A qt

I could play with you on my EU account, less lag on your end

Nice, nice. I had some ramen earlier.
I'm just making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro and listening to some music.
It is.
Hey. What ya up to?
It translates to 'Queens of the Yandere' I believe.

Iktf
The more crazy the girl is in general the more crazy she is in bed

yoink

What the fuck is she doing in this gif?

Are you being mean because you want me to join call and I can't? :'(

"a qt" says the qtiest

I dunno.
Some Fran linked a song by them earlier and I didn't know if that was you or the other Fran.
I don't think you'll link me any song out of nowhere, though.

Heya Rube!

Not bad, not bad at all

This is early?

Eh I'm getting there

Eating, you?
Oh that make sense

uh seven?
im not playing league but thanks
youtube.com/watch?v=UIw9UT9DK-I
you usually come on when its about 3 am for me
>its 1 now
i dont know your time zone

Making a 'Do it for her' for Shiro, then going for a run.

What are you doing?

She might try to "stab" you, if you know what I mean

No, that is you!

That was me, it was Frontier Psychiatrist

It's about watching TV while stoned

why is may from guilty gear a fuckin loli shes 20

yes rip me, now go back to your shit posting

What's up youknow? How's your day so far?

Okay, we've talked many times about this. You are the QTIEST. End of discussion

US central, its 5:45pm here

Mmm I made one for yuno long time ago

Because Japan
>But without Japan we wouldnt have senrans

Woke up pretty late, eating and maybe go for a walk
Hows yours?

Your in the same time zone as me. Where are you

Dallas, TX

Anything major happening?

Seven minutes for the recent Windows update

Playing death run

I don't even have the captcha solving ability to shitpost

Columbus, MS
Been to dallas though very nice

Oh. What game?

What makes me the qtiest?

I know what the song is about.
I've told you that is my favourite song aswell, but you left.
You never reply to me because you think I'm a shitposter, that's why it was confusing.

Sometimes quiet is violent
I find it hard to hide it
My pride is no longer inside
It's on my sleeve
My skin will scream
Reminding me of
Who I killed inside my dream
What's good Ruby?
Hey bb, how're ya?
Hair is barrel, maybe,maybe and yeah.
You live in Dallas?Shit dude, I'm in Houston.

I've been very lazy.

Same here, had a party yesterday so waking up early wouldn't happen.
I'm just playing and watching videos, and being here, pretty much.
Do you go out for a walk everyday?

Do I really need to explain that?

Galil! Dude, I've been missing you! How are you? I'm fine, nothing interesting, just chilling.
>will you ever come to the stream?

about to leave sorry my friend
i will be back for another thread not planning on sleeping
oh kek, thats pretty late
oh but i have 8 and i dunno
perhaps my pc just sucks
smite

>alright ban time is over, bye guys

true, but without japan we would all be outside and chads, but not douches, so not chads

rip you

Just my "E-gf" has been gone for a while and finally returned

Mmm not too far off
... Actually nevermind its 2 hours just to drive to Louisiana with how big Texas is

Bruh you're near Smug Shinoa

Maybe you just don't love your waifu enough ;)

Falls coming, meaning no more triple digit heat, yeah I'll definitely be going out more

Late to wake up, feelsbad
Farewell

No.

Would have played futbol if it weren't for video games

I'm being the most MLG fiddlesticks in the wooorld!
Claimed!

Dallas is dangerous, Houston is full of Asians since it's 3/4 Chinatown

I have an Intel i3 core
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

If I had a Sup Forums pass I would invest my time in places that require shitposting

Ah, my other old enemy-who-used-to-be-a-best-friend who probably has suicidal thoughts now
>saves my effort

We're eating it with rice and some other sides

Going to eat. Be back later

Don't think I've heard of it

I'm watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes, about to play some league

Oh, I don't think I saw that. It's a good song

My favorite song would be The Internet is Everywhere by Jeff Rosenstock

youtu.be/eCF-YP6kh_8

You have shitposted
So it's tiddies are handguard, stock is ass, hair is barrel, and trigger is vagoo. Are the eyes sights? Is anus the ejection port? What is the magazine? Your dick?

I can't be THAT qt, can I?

Bye!