TFW you'll never be a US marine

>TFW you'll never be a US marine

Why even keep living anymore?

Do they accept fucking leafs?

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>be leaf
>get cucked by a plant

They didn't used to but thanks to democrats gays are now allowed.

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He marines is the now a pussy organization, navy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

How about some sort of secret ops

Who are the people who go on missions and shit? Like Archer? I want to infiltrate government and criminal organizations and siphon information to the US government

I never understood 'troop' culture.

Oh wow, you were paid by the government (using tax money) to murder people even though, take the U.S. for example, hasn't faced a legitimate threat in over 70 years.

Yeah because they kept everything under control.

what can your nation of effeminate men with plastic surgery and on HRT do?

What? Are you going to fuck the enemies to death?

You get free complete naturalization upon completing boot camp, my platoon had one naturalization recruit, some chill ass Mexican guy who had lived in NM for some years and has a wife and two kids to take care of, another platoon in my company had a guy from Finland, some others from Mexico and another platoon an El Salvadorian iirc

Ah, the truth comes out,

you are merely a meek redditor who has power fantasies.

Good to know.

why do you want to die in the middle east?

What?

You questioned the US military's strength, and I corrected you and explained that everything they've done has been a great success. It's very difficult to disprove the might of their militarily prowess.

>You questioned the US military's strength

You make a whole new family, play with cool toys, stay in amazing shape, and get some spiffy uniforms if you're into that
It's free travel and you can shoot at mud people?

>I have nothing to say so im going to reference reddit (DAE think reddit suxxx? Lol XD) and post a picture of a man wearing a fedora with a quote of your post

>Do they accept fucking leafs?
It's a professional volunteer army so yes.

>Do they accept fucking leafs?
Yes, I knew some in the army.

All excellent reasons.

>all the bootlickers in this thread
"""""man""""" joins armed forces and becomes welfare queen! Many such cases!

>STOP DOING WHAT I DON'T APPROVE OF, WHY AREN'T U FREEMINDED LIKE ME

lol stop

>hasn't faced a legitimate threat in over 70 years.
Small wars and proxy wars were fought by all sides to avoid another world war. Think if it like stomping out a small fire before it becomes a forest fire.

>everything they've done has been a great success

>welfare queen
It's a job, think of it as security work if it makes you feel better.

I just enlisted for pride, just to say I did it
I could've easily paid for a good massage therapy school on my own which is what I wanted to do before I enlisted

>and has a wife and two kids to take care of
IIRC they're just considered resident aliens not on a path to citizenship.

aren't they famous for loosing any war they are involved in?

The opposite
Sadly I don't know what the actual end game is for that since they don't tell the citizen recruits obviously

>pride
*vanity

Former 0311 here OP. Don't do it. Shit sucks. But things may get better now that Mad Dog is in charge.
And yes, we do accept leafs

That's not how intelligence operations work

There unfortunately are, but there are also a lot of success stories coming out from the military

It's an experience to say the least

Has it not? When has the US ever lost? Or directly benefited themselves?

Don't be dumb. It's been successful.

Nah, pride, I know the feeling, not sure if you do

Vietnam & Afghanistan for example lmao

Like which?

They've literally crippled entire countries for decades after the fact

What have they lost?

>inb4 they decides to withdraw out of Vietnam or Afghanistan after buttfucking them because it wasn't worth it anymore

American 'men' go on government-funded fun safaris to the desert to shoot farmers and innocents! Sad!

I wish it was that easy for us, but it isn't like that at all, sadly

It's fun.

How was it not a success?

They crippled both countries. Or do you consider a loss anything not resulting in annexing land?

Vietnam, Afghanista, Iraq, literally every war exccept Korea

When we left Vietnam, we were winning. But like, a month after the last American ship left, the North invaded the South, and the south fucking surrendered. We didn't lose, we just left.
Is Afghanistan still under Taliban control? No? Mission accomplished

@70256150
Oh sorry I forgot that they didn't like being crushed by the heel of imperialism. Sucks that they fight back, isn't it?

Sounds like fun
Vacation to a foreign land
Kill some shitskins

Nah the whole point of our job is to kill people that fight us, that's why we exist

They just left, because there's no point losing resources fighting guerrillas.

The Soviet Union left Afghanistan too, did they lose as well?

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>withdrawing from an offensive war
>not a loss

define "victory" in a place like iraq or afghanistan

I understand Vietnam
Could you explain how Afghanistan was a failure?

The only war we're famous for losing is Vietnam

Our losses in Red Cloud's War, Russian Civil War, Somalia, and Lebanon aren't talked about much at all

>What are the Paris Peace Accords

...

Forgot Bay of Pigs

Something that were broken two years later and we didn't react to because of politics

>Sadly I don't know what the actual end game is for that since they don't tell the citizen recruits obviously
I rememberr it came up early in the two wars when a Central American guy died and the government told his family they had to go back which is pretty dick when they are grieving.

You capitulating

Vietnam is now a US ally, and the South never truly embraced Communism except in name.

We basically won in Vietnam.

Even if that isn't a shop, NY Post is practically a tabloid and troll paper.

Also Somalia

What do you consider a victory, how is it defined

Also Somalia what?
That it was a failure? Obviously

Yes that it was a failure

Leaving the place in worse condition long years after invasion was ended, than it was before

Fucking up other cunts for your own benefit is actually fun. You would do that too if you could. Especially in the era of hi tech warfare, with very little casualties on our side. Just operate a drone remotely and kill some worthless shitskins. How is not fun, seriously?

Why are you stating the obvious?

Are you stupid?

wtf does that even mean? do you mean that's what we did? or that's your definition of a victory? i am confused.

No shit

Everyone would do it if they could. The only "gud boi" countries are the ones who don't have power

I think you can literally join the us military on the tourist visa.

No you can't

Why would Alex Jones lie?

He's a water purifier merchant, not a salesman

all you need to join the US military is a green card

feel free to sign on, they'll take you

>dying for Israel
good goy

>Israel is bad

Good stormfag