Idioms and sayings grandma/grandpa used to say

Idioms and sayings grandma/grandpa used to say
>It's raining cats and dogs

> There's power in a union
> Money speaks for money, the devil for his own, but who comes to speak for the skin and the bone?

No, wait what the fuck is that on your car?

My grandaddy told me:

>There's a spectre haunting Europe

>don't sit with your back to the fire, you'll melt the bottom of your spine

what does that even fucking mean? stupid fucking bitch

Cicader?

Your butts made of fat if you sit too long... XD

"Your asshole is loose for a 7 year old". Classic Grandpa.

My grandpa was a funny bastard I heard. He told his cousin who was over for dinner that he liked it tell he saw the dog heads under the sink.

>that dog wont hunt.
>you'd make a better door than a window.

>"HItler did nothing wrong" - I miss you grandpa

"push it further!" thats granny

Another was so I hit the big german and he hit everything else before hitting the floor. My personal favorite was... if you have big feet you'll never tip over in a wind storm.

>you'd make a better door than a window.

What?

it means move i can't see though you.

>Thank God

"Them niggers don't know how to drive"

>i haven't had this much fun since the dredged after mom in the wrong lake

Don't shy away from an immediate issue or it might cripple you.

Grandma:

>"Which one are you again?"

I'm gonna go upstairs and fuck your grandma

>Were you born in a barn?

My grandpa used to say the best things here's a few
>fucking niggers
>I used to kill your kind in Vietnam
To say a few

>walks into room with large pizza, 2-liter of RC cola, and garlic knots for family

grandpa:
"You gonna eat that all by yourself?"

>They can go suck a lemon

Op is a fag, grandad used to say that all the time

>"I think I lost my watch in your prolapsing butthole again!" my uncle used to say that all the time.

>you talk like you have a paper asshole
>hand me some of them nigger toes

Put Witch hazel on that cut or scrape.

>>It's raining cats and dogs
I still say that and I'm 26

>woman don't make me get up from this table and smack you

My name?

Hugh Mungus

>your daddy wasn't a glass maker

This is true. I did run trough a glass door when i was four, though

"Don`t settle on one girl, you have to play the field"
I swear to you this was childhood advice from my slutty immigrant grandmother. RIP.

i did the same when i was four. afterwards i hid in a cupboard because i was afraid i'd get into trouble. was bleeding from a slit wrist the whole time. had to get stitches.