So my friends father killed himself. she's a girl. he hung himself in his office

so my friends father killed himself. she's a girl. he hung himself in his office.

what the fuck do i do??

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nothing

bump for advice

Fuck him

Fuck her right in the pussy.

well thanks...

oxy can help relieve the stress

kill yourself

post pictures of your dick on her facebook

he's gonna be cremated so that's not an option

idk, same thing happened to twins i knew a year below me in highschool
Dad hung himself in the music store he worked at
you just leave them be and offer some comfort if you're close enough

xanax if you have anxiety

Have you considered suicide?

hang yourself too so her father wont be lonely in heaven.

how is that going to help?

1) do you like her
2) is she hot
3) Can you post nudes?

music store. of all the places

pretty much this

Follow in his footsteps and kill yourself

It'll make her laugh, relieving stress. I'm sure she needs that in these trying times.

opiates will help

we went drinking today, she seems kinda ok... the guy was an alcoholic for 25 years so they didn't have much of an relationship, but I guess she still cared

this is absolutely the right thing to do

you should post her fb here so we can all do it

Do a flip!

You're asking for advice on Sup Forums. Don't expect quality solutions.

Don't say anything. Just give her a (non-sexual) hug.

Write a nice memory of him, if you have one, on the memorial page of the obit or just express your condolences and well-wishes for the family if you don't have a good memory of him.

don't say anything unless she talks to you. if she's crying, sobbing, or whatever, ask her if she needs someone to talk to. if she says no, respect her decision. The best thing you can do, is to make sure that she knows that she does have someone she can talk to.

kill yourself so she won't think about her father anymore

there are ways my friend

Reddit is that way

Offer support but give her space if she wants it?

She's probably (and will be for some time) in shock. The shock turns to sadness once reality sets in. Sadness turns into acceptance. Once in a while something will trigger intense sadness for the rest of her life.

Why I'm I typing this out this is Sup Forums and you're probably full of shit

Talk. Listen mostly.

what the fuck do you think you're going to do bring him back to life?

You learn the difference between hung and hanged.

Rape her lol

1) it's not like that
2) kinda
3) don't have any and of course not

Be a friend, ask her if she wants to go hang out

>Why I'm I typing this out this is Sup Forums and you're probably full of shit

not this time

>so my friends father killed himself. she's a girl.

: |

comfort her and she'll cling onto you and use that to fuck her vagina flaps

if it was a guy friend you wouldn't have asked anything so pls gtfo

You wanna date her? then it's disgusting from you to try to get closer to her after he father cs
also asking the fuckers on Sup Forums for advice is a fucking great idea m8

kick her in the cunt

1. Dig up his body.
2. Sit him upright in the passenger seat of her car.
3. Wait for her to be so happy, she sucks your cock right in front of her dead father.

You incoherent grammar gives you away as a fucking liar troll and besides almost everybody knows during this hour and time we'll get plenty of suicide related threads. So go fuck yourself with a cactus, you fucking wanker.

blast it with piss

k

youtube.com/watch?v=6od76UNHt-M

And then later if the moment feels right, cop a feel.

Hanged. Not hung. Unless he was a towel.

what the fuck is wrong with my grammar?

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no, I don't want to date her. We've been friends for like 10 years.

It's just a weird situation and I'd like to get some advice...

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There are 8 mistakes in your original post

Be supportive. Be a shoulder to cry on. And when the time comes that she misses daddy's cock, give her yours.

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you comfort her by tapping it.

You have my attention.

cockslap her so hard you leave bruises

nevermind then

well english is not my first language so fuck you

You seriously can't tell? Bless your heart...

>be me
>English teacher
>pretty sure you're wrong
>nope
>8 mistakes
>well I'll be a mother fucker

ram a cactus up her anus and kick her down a flight of stone steps

1. talk to her listen to her problems and comfort her
2. repeat 1. a few time
3. get laid

lol fuk u bitsch

tie her in a chair, bite her nipples and clitoris off

i get that man, just be around . Its always a weird time when someones parent dies.
Dont try to force them to be active if they don't feel like it.
Also all the people saying "Get succ", even if you did want to do that chances are you wont for a very long time.
98% of people don't want to fuck when grieving

oh for fuck's sake

fine, what are they?

I hate to be 'that guy' but....

hanged*

cut your dick off with a blunt rusty hacksaw

So 9 mistakes then. Hrmph.

Well, that's your problem. Don't make it ours.

Fuck her

he's right you know

public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/hanged.html

Honestly, bro, I don't even give a fuck about spelling and grammar on Sup Forums. Sure, I'm an English teacher, but this is fucking Sup Forums! Can I write just like this all the time? Sure I can.

>but I mostly just write like this
>and if there's an error...
>fuck itttt

kekekeke

>So my friend's father killed himself. She's a girl. He hanged himself in his office.

>What the fuck do I do?

There

We already counted that one.

stab her in the tits with a screwdriver

The lack of capitalization and commas make up the majority of them. Plus an apostrophe, also the misuse of the word hung. I think. I'm not an English professor.

They're real basic things, mostly capitalization. It's nothing. If you were one of my students and handed that shit into me, like, as a fucking essay or something, I'd shit on it and stick it to your forehead. But this is da 4chin and no one cares, not even me...

What's the point of these? This a fetish?

The daytime crap of the folksinger slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
Slap the turkey-neck
And it's hanging' from a pigeon wing


So why is it when Beck writes "hung" it's ok, but when I do it it's wrong?

you alright

criminally underrated post

>bonus points if you tell her to kill herself so he wont be lonely.

grant yourself permission to live. to thrive.

Get high. Jerk off, Watch cartoons. Eat frosting and sleep?

ask her if it reminds her of daddy's
offer a taste test

kill her to keep the family together

It is if you're quick about it.

I find that a little bit of struggle snuggle, or "rape" helps to ease most people's mood.