Redpill me on birds

redpill me on birds

Birds are small retarded dinosaurs

>birds are dinosaurs

this meme needs to stop

They are chirp chirp doggos

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>retarded
birds are smart. they may be retarded by human standards but compared to other birds they are pretty average

Birds are brainless, feathery assholes. Fuck those dinosaur-lite, warm blooded pieces of shit.

>birds compared to other birds are pretty average

Checked

>studies with the African grey parrot have shown that some are able to associate words with their meanings and form simple sentences

Some are smart enough to speak and even understand human language, it's not simply mimicry, and that's pretty cool.

Crows are at least as intelligent as 7-year old child.

Aves is under Reptilia, so for the time being, birds are reptiles.

Which makes a lot of sense- taxonomy is based on similarities of traits, or has been, who knows what they'll discover as they reclassify species on genetic terms.

Flying lizards. Birds.

Which they do with a brain the size of a cashew. Their capacity for abstract thought is far in advance of cashew brain sized mammals which suggests they're able to do a lot more with less. A human sized brain with bird brain efficiency in design would be frightening to behold.

>paid herpetologist shill

7 year olds are as dumb as birds.

"Birds are very important" -

Human brains are surprisingly inefficient compared to other intelligent animals.

Just look at the density of gyri and sulci in a dolphin's brain vs a human's, the increase in surface area is pretty significant.

"Birds are not that important" -also

Cetacean brains are very fatty and excessively vascular for mammalians. At almost twice the surface area of human brains dolphins have only about a third the number of neurons but they seem to do just fine without the other two.

a lot of the human brain (especially frontal lobe) is merely redundant circuitry left from fetal development; as we get older, we actually lose a great deal of neural matter in order to organize our brains into meaningful pathways.

You can literally take an ice cream scooper to someone's frontal lobe (motorcycle accident, tumors, whatever) and they can often use the remaining nervous tissue to rewire and reclaim anything lost during surgery.

"Birds" are a type of reptile from the lizard family. They are thought to have first evolved into the creatures we know today around 1200BCE in the Nile Delta, motivated by the lizards witnessing humans traveling on boats and proceeding to kick the resident Egyptian's asses. The Lizard's rational was "If a human can travel by water, we should be able to travel by air."

Birds are known to having hard beaks, which it sheds once a month to allows its face to grow and provides a nutritional snack for it's offspring.

Birds come in all shapes and sizes, yet believe it to not they are all the same species, just at various ages! The youngest birds are called "song" birds due to their love of singing, thought to be a way to piss off their parents. Next the bird grows to be a hawk, known for it's speed, flying faster than most jets! Finally towards the end of their life they become a vulture. The vulture can be recognized by it's slow movement, hideous appearance, and general disapproving look it gives all life forms from its perch.

almost like niggers then