Current Job

>Current Job
>Car you drive
>Bills you pay
>Checking account balance
>Savings account balance
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)

Get in here Sup Forums, time to improve your financing and stop your shit spending habits.

>no job
>don't have license
>just moved back home so no bills atm
>damn i don't dare check my balance lol
>idno about 2k prob
>don't know what that is

Just kill yourself.

Next.

>best buy
>2014 Ford Escape
>phone bill, rent, student loans, phone, credit card bill,
>640ish
>14500ish

>Starbucks
>2001 Acura
>Gym Membership
>300
>500
>N/A

Meh.

>>Shift lead at shit store
>>old ass honda
loan, 3 credit card bills and soon phone and possibly rent
>>$45
>>$20
>>last i saw my 401k was at $600 but we went franchise so idk what the fuck happened to it since

Designer
2005 nissan xterra
Student loans, rent, phone, gf
300
6000
Meh

Aerospace engineer
Someone else's
Rent & utes
2,500
24000
375000

Senior systems analyst
2012 Acura tsx a-spec
Property tax, mortgage, life insurance, cell phone, alarm, car insurance, house insurance, hydro, water, waste, gas, prob a few more
$12,000 approx.
$85,000
Age 33

>health inspector
>vw Jetta
>normal shit and student loans
>enough
>n/a, cause Saving is for faggots
>12%

I enjoy reading everyone else's lies.

>Self-employed
>BMW
>Internet, mortgage, utilities, various subscription services (Netflix, etc.) Car is paid off
>$1,600~
>$12,000~
>Not sure, got no tax forms handy

>dunkin donuts
>the bus
>none
>about 200(loaned out about 1k)
>none
>n/a

>Electrician Helper
>2015 Scion tC
>Car payments, Car insurance, health insurance, Cell phone, WoW ( both mines and ex's)
>1300ish
>400ish
>N/A

>job
dog walker/musician
>car
2007 hyundai accent
>bills
none besides phone and insurance, I live with parents still :P
>checking
$700
>savings
$1700
>401k
obviously not lol

>Student
>2015 Hyundai Accent
>car,rent,phone
>$11,500

>not successful by the American Standard
>kill yourself

you know most people aren't born rich and successful.

Fuck all your fancy pants jobs n shit. just gimme the sauce on those tits.

>Current Job
>1984 Toyota Corolla
>Rent, power, internet, phone
>-$1500
>$3800
>N/A

for job, I just study full time, Computer Science.

Bitch's name, please..

amanda love you lazy helpless pieces of shit.

Cancel your exs unless she's still putting out

Government of Canada
F150
80000
150000
200000

OLD thats how.

>WoW
1. that's not a bill
2. are you fucking retarded? why are you playing that trash?

No one is born successful, you loser.

>staff scientist
>2008 chevy
>too many
>11k
>24k
>67k

>Tim Hortons
>No car or license (my job is across the street)
>Rent, Internet, student loan, food (my mom pays my phone bill as a birthday gift, pretty fucking cool of her)
>$70
>Just barley have enough to pay all my bills so no savings

Oh she definitely still is

>Student
>Sexy scirocco
>rent and expenses
>only 1 account with about 10k
>dunno what this shit is

>Cook at Del taco 8.05 p/hr
>Plan on getting a bike this check to make things easier
Had a 97 f150 but has aftermarket oil cooler and tow package and to replace need to lift engine and I have no monies for that shit
>375$ a month for a 300 square foot guest house with a hot plate and window a/c unit
>25$ flat rate electric cuz it's only 300 square feet faggot
>45$ phone bill
I eat at work so little to no food cost
>checking account balance.0.73 cents
>25$ bare minimum to even keep a savings account so basically zero monies in there
Plan on picking up second job to get transportation so I can get back on with fed ex because it was pretty nice getting paid every week and not bare minimum
> I'm also only 18 and fucked around in high school
Pro tip:
Don't stick your dick in crazy
You'll lose everything
Including scholarships
Then you'll be a faggot like me
Pic is my bed
Half my place in one pic

>credit card phone service $12.00
>scion xb
>phone bill, insurance bill (live with parent cause I'm 20)
>$100
>$1570
> n/a

Only my 3rd job now, rate me feggit

>database admin at local company
>2009 370Z
>rent, car note, insurance, phone
>$1.5k until bills go through
>$4k and climbing
>Enough, maybe.
I like to think I'm doing alright for being in my early 20s.

>U.S. Army Infantryman
>2006 Grand Marquis
>Insurance, Ethernet, and Food
>1,856.67
>7,028.30
>dont know what that means but i have a roth IRA

Director of Development
2015 Civic (pic related)
$3500
$25,000
50% if that make sense

(old fag here 48)

>Assistant Sales Manager
>2015 Subaru WRX
>Credit Cards, Cell Phone, Car Payment, Car Insurance, Rent (to myself for savings), House Keeper, Allowance for grandparents, and silly incidentals like netflix, amazon prime, etc.
>800
>7000
>0 in 401k, 10k Personal IRA

you don't say

too bad you missed the point.

>Civil servant
>2014 Jeep Wrangler (I own it. Purchased brand new.)
>Utilities, Electric, Gas, Internet, Insurance (No rent because I own my apartment.)
>Checking acc: 10,000ish
>No saving account
>I get a pension when I retire

> Web designer / Marketing
> Shitty old Mazda
> Phone, Rent, Gas/Internet/Water
> None
> $1K
> N/A

Dam I thought I had a shitty life
Can sticking your dick in crazy really wind up that bad?

sorry. as for bills.. I pay all of them= mortgage, health (big bucks) utilizes, food, fucking everything. Who else would pay for it??

What's your story then, man? Why'd you have to move back in and all?

To someone else not you?

> Management Consultant
> I don't drive (public transit is good where I live)
> Um, I pay around $1100 per month in various
> About $7,000. Been not spending the last few weeks
> $35K. No idea what to buy on the NYSE / NASDAQ, so keep it in a HISA
> My work gives me 5% on my IRA if I match

I'm probably better off than 85% of people in North America, but I still feel like I'm way behind and a huge Fn POS.

>In-house attorney at a large corporation
>2015 Honda Accord Hybrid
>Mortgage, utilities, 2 car notes, phones, student loans
>$6k
>$5k
>$312k including personal investment account

>intern at a plant, low chance of it becoming permanent
>shitty Ranger
>Groceries, phone, and whatever my mom needs help with
>just under 7k, not bad considering I only started working again this year, had next to nothing in bank
>n/a
>n/a for the moment. might have one at current job should i get a permanent position there, will definitely have one and start saving up if one of my prospects starts hiring again and manage to get a job there

oh, also forgot for bills
>health insurance from obamacare, and car insurance

No we still fuck and stuff. If she wasn't i would have cancelled hers so fuckin quick.

>Avionics Programs Manager (Military E-7)
>2017 Subaru WRX/1992 Land Rover Defender
>Mortgage/Utilities/Insurance
>15,000
>73,000
>5% in TSP.
30 years old, retiring in 8 years. My cars and my wife's car are paid off, Future Child's college paid for, My grad school tuition has been covered by the Military (Pepperdine isn't cheap, but they cover it).
>MFW people say joining the military is a dumb option.

>lists wow as a bill
>pays for your ex's wow

OP here,

Military myself (E-4)

Agreed, can make great bank if you know what the hell your doing with your money.

"hydro"
Are you Canadian?

>refrigeration mechanic
>2015 Mercedes GLA
>rent, cell phone, car payment, insurance, credit cards in full, Internet, range membership, electric
>$635
>$1862

>Web Developer
>Mazda M3
>1 student loan, rent, utils
>$14k
>$1.3mil
>N/A

>software dev
>parents' old '08 Kia Sorento
>internet, power, phone, heat, water (total around 150/mo), plus rent (around 1.4k/mo, but hopefully moving someplace cheaper after the year's over)
>1.5k
>5.5k
>750/2wk, 4k current

44k retail manager
2012 Lexus is250
Rent, insurance, cell, Internet, gym
$2kish
$17k savings
$65ish 401k/Ira combined

>mid-level engineer in a really small industrial construction company
>2014 Nissan Sentra, bought used
>everything related to car (which is now paid off), school loans, monthly cheap rent paid to parents while I live at home, dental and some vision insurance, plus occasional groceries and stuff for the house
>$15,000+, but I'm going to start hammering loans soon so this will probably drop under $10,000 for the foreseeable future
>like $600, it's basically useless, so why bother? Fucking 0.3% interest.
>Company matches 5%, so that's what I contribute

Could be much worse. I'm 24.

>Real Estate Investor
>2014 Civic coupe or 03 Elantra if I'm working
>Phone, insurance, car maintenance
>$700
>$0
>N/A
Really should not spend as much on food. I've been bad the past couple weeks and I should be saving it for my forex account.

>IT data related shit
>2007 dodge
>school loans, phone bill, car insurance
>about 1k
>14k
>not applicable

I'm 24

- IT Tech consultant, between gigs now
- 2009 911 Turbo, 2006 Lexus RX 350
- Mortgage, Gas, Electric, Cleaning Lady, Gardener, Water, Credit Cards, Phone/Sat/ISP
- $85K bank balance, more in investments

46 btw

Manage Software Development Teams
2013 Acura
Mortgage (nearly paid off) & Util are only bills
checking is 25k
savings is 188k in one 58k in another
contr. ~50% of salary to 401k until annual limit is hit around Mar/Apr - 360k balance

oldfag here... trick is treating savings like another bill - paying for future fun is how i look at it

>Tech Support Call Center
>VW Passat Wagon AWD
>Rent, Phone, Insurance
>$1000
>$400
>5% per paycheck matched by company

>asociate professor
>Toyota highlander/ gm Yukon (wife, but in my name)
>Morgage, insurance, food, family of 5. 3000-4000 in bills a month
>? always up and down
> 5000
>100000 plus pension

Trucker
2016 as camero
No bills
50k
200k

Rate me plz

>26 yr old
>Law Enforcement
>2003 Mazda Protege (it's about to die tho)
>Bills - Motorcycle
>$1,148 checking (I always keep it 1k+)
>$5k savings
>No 401k/IRA yet

I got fucked at my last job, tl;dr they tried to evade taxes on me, made me pay IRS 4k liquid cash, then I had a long legal battle for a year over it, couldn't get a job in the meantime and had to borrow 3k+ to finish out my lease.

Living back at home now. Received a huge check from IRS after legal battle (since the company was proven wrong/shady). Completely paid off the 3k+ I borrowed and 1-2k credit card debt etc.

I've saved 5k in about 5 months since getting back on my feet. Projected to have 10-13k in savings by December, but I might have to blow it all on a new car if mine dies. I wanna move back out though.

Network engineer. 80k usd tax free. 2009 honda fit. 2005 chevy colorado. 2005 corvette. 210k house. 46yo. 24 yo gf.
Live in carribean
Live in carribean.

Oh ya. Bills are mortgage. Cars are paid cash. 110k in savings.

>demolition, shift work 2 on 1 (weeks) shift work
>2011 silverado 2500hd ltz
>around 3000$ monthly
>14k
>3k
>N/A

>protip: real estate-bought my house in 2012 for 150,000, did all the renos myself (learn that shit on internet, flooring, paint, plumbing etc) house currently valued around 300k, owe 100k

>McDonalds
>N/A
>Groceries, Website/Servers and Crunchyroll
>N/A
>250$
>N/A

>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A

>Can't say
>BMW M3 and Mercedes C class 2016
>electricity, water, phone, internet, gas, insurance,etc
>2k
>500k
>N/A

>editor for online news websites
>2005 mitsubishi pajero gls
>just food, drink, gas and clothes basically. family's land, my house and my car. parents paid for uni.
>no idea
>only save money for vacations and car stuff(/o/tism)
>n/a

>>Current Job
Machinist
>>Car you drive
Broken ass shit. So currently I got no car.
>>Bills you pay
Light, water, gas, rent and waste disposal.
>>Checking account balance
0.00 USD
>>Savings account balance
Around 1,200.00 USD
k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
Don't know, don't really care. Why American haven't figured out the scam around it is beyond me. But then again, 'Murrica!

>Business Analyst
>2006 Mazda6
> Way too fucking many
> 1k
> cant be bothered to check

What exactly do you do as a systems analyst?

>Retail @ hardware store
>Kawasakia ninja ex250 2011
>mortgage, electricity, phone etc
>$200
>$55000

You are back on your feet tho. That's a good call.

I don't even know why I got my shitty job since I am living well off my parents... Guess I just want to have something of my own.

For some reason, there are all kind of "Pros" here whose are supposed to be losers, since you know, this is Sup Forums.

What's the scam though?

>pharmaceutical chemist and some other odd jobs
>i borrow my dad's honda pilot
>couldn't tell you everything off the top of my head. overhead, electricity, gas, internet, etc is expensive as fuck for the office but i don't have a total on hand. for personal things, about $100 a month for wifi, $30 for phone, and i'm still on my parent's health insurance. i also pay the electricity bill since i'm living with my parents, which is only about two hundred a month
>10k
>35k
>no 401k

>night cleaner in a resteraunt
>my feet
>rent electric gas phone and internet
>0
>0
>n/a

Age 30

>Current Job
I run a company on a couple-year contract at about 150k/year base plus a percentage-of-revenue bonus. Prior to this I worked in finance and made about 270k/year.
>Car you drive
I don't own a car.
>Bills you pay
Internet and electricity. Currently rent a moderately cheap apartment downtown. Might buy a condo soon though.
>Checking account balance
Currently about 80k because I need to move some to brokerage again. Just busy lately during market hours and haven't sorted out my tax bills yet.
>Savings account balance
Like 15k. Who uses savings accounts...? I have about 200k in various brokerage accounts though, and about another 70k in various retirement accounts.
>401k/IRA percentage (if applicable)
I max it out. I have a special one called a Solo 401(k) that tops out at 53k or 25% of income plus 18k, whichever is lower.

Idk. I don't care that much about having a big house or a fancy car. I just want a big pile of money so I can stop worrying as much about the future.

>English Teacher
>2010 Ford Ka
>Internet, My games
>5k I think?
>Don't even know what this is.

So where the hell do you live?

I'm only 25. It's not like I spend a huge proportion of what I make-- I just haven't been working full time for very long yet. Tbh I pay much more in taxes than I spend on myself, even with the tax-sheltered accounts.

I still have a hard time with dating sites, I still get lonely frequently, and I still get bored with work even though it is very complicated and lets me tell people what to do. Idk our society kind of sucks. Very isolating and callous.

>IT
>2011 Honda
>rent, internet, utilities
>10k
>none
>50%

>maintenance worker/landscaper at local park
>2003 Mitsubishi eclipse
>living with parents if you consider gas $20-30 >a month
> $669.34
>$0
>no clue

>pays nothing but gas for his car
>has about a paychecks worth in his account

What the fuck do you do with your money?

>Gas station Clerk
>Mountain Bike
>Layaway on an ar15 + health insurance
>$25.47
>$32.55

>Work-study at my college, occasional drug dealer (mainly bars and weed, sometimes more elusive stuff)
>1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT
>Phone, rent (includes utilities), car insurance, various subscriptions (Netflix, Prime, ESEA, etc.)
>$713.61 (plus about $400 in cash)
>~$1,000
>N/A
>Age: 20

I plan on dropping work-study for a better paying "real" job after this semester.

Im sick of having to work as the gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk

>CEO
>2016 Ferrari LaFerrari Carbon Edition
>None
>$103MILL
>$23MILL
>N/A
>Age: 33

It isn't actually all that bad, just a bitch that I end up working most holidays and shit

1.3 mil... pay off your student loan!

Please tell me you recognized that line i need to know you recognize it

...

posting b4 i read comments bc interested

hope no trolls

basic analyst
own new buick, don't drive currently

age 24
2k/mo apt rent
$4k
$18k investments
$3k 401k (7%, matched to 12% finally)

Alcohol Business
2016 Ecoboost Mustang
Car, Insurance, Credit Card, Gas, usual shit.
1,500 USD
21,000 USD
N/A

I'm literally a worthless human. I contribute nothing of value to society

>machinist
>1996 POS volvo
>phone
>120 dollars
>zero
>3%
its almost over.

Electrician
Toyota Lowlux
none
$200
$1000
no idea what that is

>
>Please tell me you recognized that line i need to know you recognize it

Clerks right?

how do you even pay for all that shit? please send me help.