I'm Belarusian on bath salts, ask me anything

I'm Belarusian on bath salts, ask me anything

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How will you feel when you join the Russian Federation?

OP will switch to bath lotions

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I don't really like Russia, so I'll get very upset and will try to leave the country asap

but belarus is already russia, just not oficially

If a referendum to join the Russian federation was held in your country today, what would the results look like?

Are Belarussians a distinct people or are they just Russians under the control of Poles for a few hundred years? (not trolling)

That was the Ukrainians, under the Polish Yoke. Byelorussians were under the Lithuanian yoke first then the Polish-Lithuanian one.

Do you smoke spice when you start to feel tired and you need to sleep? All my friends do it.

Yes, I was reffering to the PLC, Poland was the nucleus of the PLC. no need to get technicall my friend.

its a russian puppet

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Okie dokie

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Would you join as the 52nd state?

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what means zmagar?

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definetely yes
there are still some differences
Not sure about referendum results, but I think there would have been small riots and stuff
No, I smoke only cigarettes and weed. Been smoking spice in 2012 - 2013, but dropped it.

Zmagar is a someone who speaks belarusian and belivies in belarusian identity + wants belarus to be super free and independent

bump

Reunion when?

He already agreed to becoming the 52nd state.

What are some of these differences ?

Careful with such questions, he might be monitored.

We have 2 state languages.
Also no oil
Pls don't turn us into commiefornia Satan

For example:
We pay fee for anything shipped from the outside world which cost exceeds 21 euro.
In Russia you can't legally offend people of different religions based on their views
Our streets are super clean comparing to Russia. Belarusians are super unaggressive and patient

The nucleus was Lithuania, only rulers of PLC where Lithuanians, Polish were not allowed to rule.

We will transform you into Maine or some shit like that.

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If we are gonna be American I demand
1.blonde busty cowboy girls
2.guns
I think I just described Texas tho

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Yeaaa..
You did.
You can be like Florida or Arizona.

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USSIA

(Belorussians are butthurt when their country is called Belorussia and not Belarus)

Ask you questions

Do you like to watch Blacked?

I have no idea what it is

зaгyгли))0)

is it true that it is not allowed to photograph the back of the head of your president?

are zmagars pro-EU or not?

>Are Belarussians a distinct people or are they just Russians under the control of Poles for a few hundred years? (not trolling)
no
we were with Russia from 1795 to 1991
lmao

pro-eu

Btw, if you want to have a tet a tet conversation or something, hit me up on telegram @hitler_hitler, I would love to talk to you on different topics
> google it))0)
A porn site? I prefer having sex or use imagination desu
I think it's not true, but it's illegal to take photos of administative buildings, railway stations, etc.
yes

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>use imagination

forgot the picture

How will you feel when you join the Intermarium?

>Our streets are super clean comparing to Russia.

Minsk is relatively clean, but the rest in the same as in Russia on average.

t. been to your country

What are the pros and cons?
Why would you go outside of Minsk?

don't forget add it
youtube.com/watch?v=tuI63MCxZa0

>people in Belarus are laughed at for speaking Belarussian and identifying with Belarus
Poor lads
>Are Belarussians a distinct people or are they just Russians
>That was the Ukrainians
They were Ruthenians, not Russians, you dolts

>pros
we shit on Russia
>cons
we probably get nuked by Russia

What do you guys think of Moldovans, Ukrainians and Poles? Do you like each other?

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>Moldovans
good and cheap wine
>Ukrainians and Poles
Good

Why do you always get mad when we call your country "Belorussia"?

>Belorussia
>russia
this

>Why would you go outside of Minsk?

I was visiting my gf and she lives outside of Minsk. But Minsk is a nice city, although quite boring in my opinion.

> Moldovans
wine
> Ukrainians
some of us are fans of russia, some are fans of ukraine. I think the biggest reason some belarusians like ukraine is that it shows that ordinary people can actually change something in their own country
> we shit on Russia
It's worth it. I'm into it
this The whole Belarus is boring af, we have nothing to do here besides drinking and using drugs (we don't even have enough quality drugs here)

There's no such word as "Belarus" in Russian language, the official name of your country is "Belorussia" or "Belorussian Republic". You need to take it easier, we don't get triggered by the foreigners calling our country "Russia/Russland/Russie/Raseya" instead of "Rossiya", for example.

Please tell me the name of this song! I'll been actively looking for over a year now.

youtube.com/watch?v=C_Bxyt4oSaE

>not posting pobeda/raketa watch

>we don't even have enough quality drugs here
Can't you grow weed (lowryder) and sell on RAMP/byelorusian equivalent?
Same here, it's called Vitryssland (white russia)
Some people are calling it Belarus however.

Reminder to you пoльшa thet if not russia you was german now and to all of you thet hate us now tramp will shit on Pooland and baltic thet is a NATO show cum buckets with zero contributions to this world and reminder Serbia and Russia grece are pretty strong and super evil whan it's come to war and much love it or hate it if we are talking contributions the only one thet did halped to this world was the greeks russian and all the orthadox nationals Slavic brothers thet how we get our adinty

And all weak sisy fuck shit Western Slavs are betraying sons of whores wannabe new Latins without even their own script let alone historia and anything else they just do what other tell them to do

Weak catollic Poland go eat shit strong man bilding strong adinty strong adinty can never be stoped and never will

Russian orthodox Constantine polis empire soon we take krym soon just like this we will halpe serb take kosovo and in the end we will take constantinopol and put our people in agia sofia Turkia

Just Reminder to you dont fuck with us we are super evil and heart less whan its come to war with our enemies (America and the west)( Europa )

How hard you try polak but you are still a symbol of failure in Europe for us Americans see you us a sex toys and bielarus not failure and will never be only good thing come form bielarus toghter with Russians and East Slavs

And you know it thet the one thet will nuke you will be Belarus in the end :) just deal with it Latin wanna be scum

>no oil
wrong

You have good kartoška daragoi drug antoška thet why we love you Belarus

:)

>There's no such word as "Belarus" in Russian language
t.retard
un.org/ru/member-states/

p-pls help

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what the fuck are bath salts?

I want to know how belorussians must care about the name of their country in alien (i.e. not Belarusian) language.

блядь cyкa yбeй ceбя
ты пpихoдишь в кaждый cyкa тpeд и нaчинaeшь пocтить кaкyю-тo пopaшнyю хyйню
пиздeц cкa бecит. кoгдa yжe apaбы paзбoмбят тeбя к хyям

Fact, that some retarded politicans use that trasyanka loanword, doesn't make this word Russian.

And to all East Slavs who speak Cyrillic just go read some of our history and don't embarrass yourself Novgorod first knyaz' was oleg son of a Vikings Finnish descendant with his brother Rurik and sevolad in stara laduga who hed a Finn swedes Varangians russ fighters from götland thet will become Russian Ukrainian Belarusian in the end and the Greeks will give the East Slavs the old Cyrillic script but the first one who will except it was Bulgarians so after we halped them they give us the Cyrillic script not Cyril and metodius cyrill and metodius was in Kiev but never in Moscow

Realy sad thet we will never know what dialect rurik and oleg and the old descendant of Russ spoked back in Novgorodskja rus and kievska rus :(

Jew as it is

UN Website is not proof?
oooooooookay

> Can't you grow weed
I don't want to get to a belarusian prison mate :)
we heavily import potato from other countries
Can't listen to it, cuz we have super loud music here, sorry
Affordable drugs. Speeds + euphoria. Google mephedrone
does he understand russian?

Хaхa you know I am a Russian body builder here I am a doctor I stady it for 7 years now I am here :)

I hate isreal but still i never he'd a good job us programist and doctor in Russia I left my femily and mother Russia to see other jobs I end up in isreal working us a Russian programist for iptv company I was shacked every one speak in Russian

But in isreal Now I have a good job a good polish gf thet in 9 years I will merry I don't know if it will be in I isreal or other lands I just love to traval

My next country will be Finland I all ready speaking in skype with the manger Lapland I am coming

Then I will go to götland Sweden

Then to Iceland

Why it should be? As I know they are not a linguistic union.
Also
>website that uses trasyanka on the pages
>proof
Are you fucking serious?!

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>I am a Russian
Russian jew is still jew

Great english