Waifu claiming thread.
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>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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I claim you as my sissy bj slave user
still here
>best fox is claimed
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Miho claimed
Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Boredom and self loathing is my existence. Which albums?
I miss my bitches
And I'm fucking ripped rn
Claimu
I very much did. Hello Kitten~
>Some music for my amazing mood
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I'm back again. Hello waifu.
One more day and i'll be back to normal(?) time.
I'm sorry too lmao
thats unfortunate :C
no it was a slow day for work but the day as a whole went by fast
Claiming Felix
jesus im late
hey shrio
how you doing man
i was seriously trying to get yuno into a burka
but im tired and suck hard dick in photoshop
holy shit thats cheap
also damn good looking car
if its in such a good condition as the foto suggest i would say go for it
no doubt
yea i really should, im sorry i suck at keeping promises
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i love all the soundtracks but its actually no stealth game at all
i dont know how to desribe it, a top down shooter?
Hey senpai! I'm still playing deus ex at the moment
It's very addicting to me tbh
Hi everyone!
>POMF
Penny Claim
Taiga!
Galil~
>party was lame
>I dragged K along with me
>At some point she looked at me like "Why?"
>But then a dog showed up and she was happy.
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oh fug
Hi Shino.
Hi Miho. How've you been?
Hello loli boat
Claim!
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>Nui
Like I said man, just tell me when you're free and I'll try to work around stuff.
I've got no clue what to listen too really. Got like forty albums on my backlog. Plenty of hip-hop on it, I know that. I may listen to Common's Electric Circus.
I'm good, wondering what album I should listen too. You know if Common's Electric Circus is any good?
How're you?
I will try to be grateful for that.
Boring music to fall asleep.
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I will be leaving now, good night.
THERE YOU ARE! How are you my pretty?
Hey fam!
*hug*
Doesn't sound bad to me, tbh.
Right? A few others I'm looking at.
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As long as you're having fun, Kitten!
You're always here you loser
I was on Sup Forums this morning 12 hours ago before work and saw you and here you still are
Hi Alice. How've you been?
I have had a really bad weekend.
Sleep well Homu.
I don't really listen to that stuff.
Good night
Same old. Haven't seen you lately
I'll be going to sleep now
If I could hold back the rain, would you numb the pain?
'Cause I remember everything.
If I could help you forget, would you take my regrets?
'Cause I remember everything.
Fokk eff lad
What kind of dog?
enjoy your shit waifu pleb
I'm pretty good. Just enjoying some alone time. Haven't really gotten any the last few days. How about you?
Oh? Why's that?
Yeah i've been camping since thursday. Good night!
I'm gunna leave some Fleetwood Mac here
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>boxcutter
fucking terrorist
how you doin' bb?
Yet you still post edge lyrics
i mean its okay, but def not his best
im getting tired but sleeping isnt really an option anymore. hoping school will go easy on me in 6 hours
night man
i will try to be less of an ass from now on
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holy fuck these are cheap
but i liked the first one most though'
It was a mutt kinda dog, mixed German Shepherd and Cattle dog. Very cute.
AVE IL DUCE!
in case you missed
calamity-masu'd
I do too, we all get sidetracked a lot. just try to when you can i suppose.
I'll be sure to do so when i can, hopefully sometime during the day, but my internet may be slow then.
ur waifu a slut
so r u
Got a ticket. Oven caught on fire. Dealing with fights. My life is hell.
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rocking my peers
Putting suckers in fear
Making the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom
I used to have a German Shepherd/ Husky mix, very pretty cost and had two different colored eyes, one blue/white and one brown.I fucking hated her though.
>shit waifu
Doesn't even post a waifu
>mfw your b8 is trash
It's not only hip-hop though. Some post-rock, japanese shoegaze, slowcore and some other stuff.
Goodnight.
>image
Hated that fucker in the anime.
Why can't you sleep? It usually takes me about two hours to get to sleep, so I feel ya though.
>mfw you don't talk to people
Very pretty coat*
Wew.
>Hated her
Was she a dirty kunt?
This dog was super nice and played fetch hardcore.
>K played with her so long that at one point she just laid down and went to sleep.
So you're all virgins right?
i welcome you to cum on her face.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
perhaps i could join you and shiro sometimes
dont make plans around me though my timezone is a lot different than you guys
also i heard today that blizzard is working on a warcraft 4, which is pretty fucking amazing
been only waiting for it for 13 years
yet you react to it
you up to anything Juvia?
yea he was an asshole, but it was a good episode
just wanted to show shino how i think about that hug of him
well its just that i have to get up in 3 hours and i feel like if i fall asleep now i might sleep untill 6 pm
>i fall asleep within a minute
Mmhm
I need to turn my ac on, or turn it on higher
Fucking hot right now
Well that sounds like an awful few days. How'd the over catch on fire? Ticket for what?
it wasnt thats why i hope tomorrow isnt hectic lol
Hey! whats up?
Not all of us, mostly just autistic.
will you grab it and aim it towards her face?
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Smugger!~
As do I. And hey, they may seem cheap, but I'm ultra poor, remember?
AVE MARIA!
Smugs!
Crank that shit full blast!
It's a holiday, so we'll see.
Explosion, overpowering
Over the competition, we're towering
Record? Shock
When I drop these lyrics that'll make you call them cops (what)
She was a huge asshole who never behaved
>Kek
Nyet, vy khotya.
>implying there's a difference
Sorry for disappearing
Work suddenly got a little busy
Goodnight Homu
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i leave that to her.
Oh. That's pretty nice. No alarm clock available?
Hello Shinoa.
ever heard of a pity fuck?
Well power had been off for about 12 hours cause of the storm. When it came back on the stove shorted out and caught on fire.
My ticket was for a expired sticker.
bad cuck
Go ahead and not believe me, but even though I say such things, I'd rather my dick not be all over the internet.
Nice. I know the feeling. whenever i go on vacation or whatever. I'm always sick of like being around people or sleeping in weird place.
How you been?
Bbbbybybybyyb
Don't you dare stare,
You better move (move)
Don't ever compare us
To the rest that are all get sliced and diced
Competition paying our price
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
Mama said knock you out
>AVE MARIA
>Not AVE NEX ALEA
Pleb
True but i do sometimes
No matter how obvious i must defend my waifu
And no just watching looking somethings up. How about you?
I'm fucking going to
That's a wonderful idea, hopefully we can all do so together then.
Nobody wants to share your dick, user.
>posting from work
>assuming you'd be consistent
hey, it could always be worse
Pretty fine
Morning.
yea but, i uh have one question about that
you work 5 days a week, pay no rent and follow no classes so you dont have to pay for college
where does your money go?
yea but either i just sleep through it
or i wake up in a sleepy state of mind turn it off and dont even remember doing so
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i understand i'd do the same, honorable man
what are you watching
contemplating some life choices, sleep or anime?
i hope so.
im pretty much always on here if i am awake so watch for that
HES MINE FUCKERS
well if you really want me to...
Quiet you.
Kitty!
I've greeted you multiple times when you enter thread, but you never replied.
What're you doing up in the morning?
The latter is me a lot. Always turning off my alarm.
such a tart, wrap your hands around it and stroke it on your whore waifu's face bb
I've given up
On society
Up on my family
Up on your social disease
I've given up
On the industry
Up on democracy
Done with all your hypocrisy
All of the chaos
And all of the lies
I HATE IT
Its 11:30 dude
I just lay down until it turns itself off, then I go back to sleep.Im late to work a lot.
How do I report this thread?
okay... how does it feel?
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yea its bad
i skipped so many classes during highschool
>might be why i failed first time
also this break was so bad i actually walked my dog in the morning and just didnt remember it
i knew i did though because i would wake up on the couch later
I STILL can't figure that one out.
My theory is, every time I start saving up some, something happens, and it drains my funds dry. Rinse, repeat.
>Saving up, get black beast motorcycle
>Save up again
>Registration costs and insurance payments
>Save up again
>Need new tires
>Again
>NEW TIRES AGAIN CAUSE FUCKING NAILS IN THE ROAD
>Again
See the pattern here?
Good! Get dat cold air!
I'm not saiyan, i'm just sayin'
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
And if I'm close to freezing to death you should cuddle with me
pretty good, you're good at this already, maybe a natural talent xd
you also got a cute face, why dont you lick the tip so it goes easier in her
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>stop
Also kitty likes that sweet ass
Well i was watching deadman wonderland dubbed and noticed the voices were similar to the ones back when i used to watch fairy tail. Then i remembered funmation does the dubbing and shit.
Shit I'm sorry. Sometimes i do claim and leave for a while. It's nothing against you or anything tho
>wake up
>kiss waifu pillow
>play with the old and fresh turds in my adult diaper
>whine for mommy to change me
>mommy enters my room with a surgeons mask to save her from my stench
>she brought fresh naruto bedsheets and chicken tenders
>after I'm clean, I get on Sup Forums
>post in Waifu threads all day
>jack my deformed tiny penis to Chinese cartoons all day
Everyone in these threads. Fucking virgins
I hope we can do it soon enough then!
No.
Killing myself.
Timezones are a thing.
oh.. thank you.
a-are you sure about that?