>colonel - kernel
>wednesday - wensday
>dessert - desert - desert
>lead - lead
Colonel - kernel
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>one - wan
why?
>lieutenant - leftenant
would - wood
luuks laik its taim foor anather thred of prapör inglish spelling
this is what happens when french influences your language
>Leicester - Lester - Lester
through thorough brought trough tough
No this is what happens when you let wh*tes speak their own language
>celtic - /ˈkɛltJk/
I know english is retarded. You don't need to tell me.
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wednesday is a really old word
>Anglos
>white
Do you have only this image saved in your computer, poorfag Chimpanzilian?
Go back to ooking at your horses you glorified Turkroach.
He was talking about english not iri... oh yeah right
>dessert - desert
These are pronounced different
yèss
weal pwôpeuh inglich spilinngue
Irish isn't phonetic either. Phonetic spelling is for illiterates and babies.
májt áj szüdzseszt ö better véy of szpelling the inglish languidzs? Yórsz széémsz ö bit óff
>what do you mean he's mean
sau feuquing eugli
>poorfag Chimpanzilian
That would be you Jeca Tatu.
kam ón, dount bí rúd
Konna pee onest hier, ai tink juur vei is a lidl pit hard.
öunli mangoloids vuld andırsıtend dis puronansieyşın... teyk it izi Attila.
ai laique déti
sowy
>teurquique pipole banneteure
funi
>Törks
>Törkik
Ay em pıraud of may gırik or ermenyın heritıj.
>prapör
Aym preti şur dets nat hav tu spel det
aie hope you ar notte mouslim
nore eifiist
ouaille iz ze "th" seutch euh stioupide saounde ?
änglisch iz zatsch ä schitti länguätsch
Vay du yu tink it iz sutupid? dı Arabik lenguıj has "th" too, diyır Jamal.
Ol of dies sudjestjuns ar komplietlie ritardud.
Der is oonlie wan purfukt wee of spelling Inglish, end it is dis wan.
Aj dont anderstend ju lot, jor aksents ar fani
Seyz Gryrgyrz Brzwycwczwcwhcjcwyzwitiwitz.
so iz yourz
maï aïz
Diyz pronansieyşıns ekçuli meyk sens end dey ar betır den regulır ingliş spelling
pshpshpshpshpshpshpshpsh
Ajl fajt ju
>zätt viel wenn ju dohnd häf ä göhrlfränd
ai kahnt bi ze ohnli won
rilaks, zis iz jeust fwendli bannteuh
aï no zat fil tibietch
>teurq
Frensh vas ä misteik.
Ay vanna beng e meskulın jörmin bılondiy. Espeşialiy e Bavariyan
ai driem off häwing ä quti fränsch göhrfränd. kän ju gif mi won? ai promiz no mohr inwäijens.
Vat ís goíng on ín þís þred?
Æ kannt undarstand anyþing jú gæs ar saííng
Spík propar inglis for fuk sak
aj lajk joor wee of spelling, bat aj doont no ienaf abaut hunkerriejen pronunsiejeesjen toe rajt it korrektlie.
giv ayslandik görlfirend or day pıliz.
auraïte, beute promiz mi zat iou ouile faïnd mi euh djeurman cafolic geurlfwend
>saïz ze sno immpe
Ken di anglos ewer rikawer?
>de filin uem iu quem hãdestend évrifin im dis trédi
Nó, æslandík vímen dú not bríd wið kokrótsíes
enjoy your mongolian language, genghis
>kokrótsíes
kioute
>Spík propar inglis
daznt spík próper ingliš
rily meid mí fink
>This language is actually better than english
ruud tu bi onıst.
it was rajtjes do
Ýt ís only þe trúð, æ kan not læ
normıli ay vuld sey bed tings tu yu bat sıpikin layk dis iz so piysful. Der vuld be no vors if oll menkaynd sıpik layk dis.
>read English history book
>watch English documentary on that same subject
Constantine rhymes with fine!? Fuck this language
engloz biten ze feuk aoute
Jú ar ræt, þis langúídge ís verý næs tú spík tú við pípól
ij doont understend wat is heppening but ij lijk it
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>purfukt
Nah it's just fukt
>ij doont understend
zo matsj is kleer
joe spiek lajk a litterral rietart
haw ken angl*s ivın kompiit
donte lèt zis fwed daï
not on máj voč
p-please don't do this
fènnk you Petr.
ouaï
łats łrong?
>fwed
Dam frog
ze englo "r" iz eunpwonaounçabeul
>łrong
łat?
aur ł łorks lajk di dablju (w)
of kors aj no, bat joe pleest it et de start of "wrong"
no wan ses "wrong" wif a W et de start
sori maj pronaunsiejszon isnt de best
r u dat same otist frog dat allwaze goes on abowt inglish 'r'? or duz evri frog just hate inglish 'r'?
evri frogue Ön eurf haïte ingliche "r"
stop it
wáj? das it mejk jú fíl ankomfrtable?
People say loo-tenant
it iz olwaïz euh plejure tou boutcheur innglich
Stop mocking the greatest language to ever exist. Seriously, you guys. Stop.
hał iz it moking łen dats hał it sałnds?
s-sauri
lost
*makes toilet scrubbing noises*
HONHONHONHONHON
*gets throatfucked while reading Mein Kampf*
yeah not so funny having your language mocked now, is it? fucking cunts
samłans trabld
dets oukej, nafink personl
ouate ar iou willi mad ?
Faak ay rili lav diiz kaynd of treds
hou dauzeunte
eksept engloz
>hie kent hendol de bentah
ar joe a bit met bro? ))))))))
Vi definitli niid moor of diiz treds
>dauzeunte
Ay dont get dis van