Colonel - kernel

>colonel - kernel
>wednesday - wensday
>dessert - desert - desert
>lead - lead

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>one - wan

why?

>lieutenant - leftenant

would - wood

luuks laik its taim foor anather thred of prapör inglish spelling

this is what happens when french influences your language

>Leicester - Lester - Lester

through thorough brought trough tough

No this is what happens when you let wh*tes speak their own language

>celtic - /ˈkɛltJk/

I know english is retarded. You don't need to tell me.

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wednesday is a really old word

>Anglos
>white

Do you have only this image saved in your computer, poorfag Chimpanzilian?

Go back to ooking at your horses you glorified Turkroach.

He was talking about english not iri... oh yeah right

>dessert - desert
These are pronounced different

yèss

weal pwôpeuh inglich spilinngue

Irish isn't phonetic either. Phonetic spelling is for illiterates and babies.

májt áj szüdzseszt ö better véy of szpelling the inglish languidzs? Yórsz széémsz ö bit óff

>what do you mean he's mean

sau feuquing eugli

>poorfag Chimpanzilian
That would be you Jeca Tatu.

kam ón, dount bí rúd

Konna pee onest hier, ai tink juur vei is a lidl pit hard.

öunli mangoloids vuld andırsıtend dis puronansieyşın... teyk it izi Attila.

ai laique déti

sowy

>teurquique pipole banneteure

funi

>Törks
>Törkik
Ay em pıraud of may gırik or ermenyın heritıj.

>prapör
Aym preti şur dets nat hav tu spel det

aie hope you ar notte mouslim

nore eifiist


ouaille iz ze "th" seutch euh stioupide saounde ?

änglisch iz zatsch ä schitti länguätsch

Vay du yu tink it iz sutupid? dı Arabik lenguıj has "th" too, diyır Jamal.

Ol of dies sudjestjuns ar komplietlie ritardud.
Der is oonlie wan purfukt wee of spelling Inglish, end it is dis wan.

Aj dont anderstend ju lot, jor aksents ar fani

Seyz Gryrgyrz Brzwycwczwcwhcjcwyzwitiwitz.

so iz yourz

maï aïz

Diyz pronansieyşıns ekçuli meyk sens end dey ar betır den regulır ingliş spelling

pshpshpshpshpshpshpshpsh

Ajl fajt ju

>zätt viel wenn ju dohnd häf ä göhrlfränd
ai kahnt bi ze ohnli won

rilaks, zis iz jeust fwendli bannteuh

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aï no zat fil tibietch

>teurq
Frensh vas ä misteik.

Ay vanna beng e meskulın jörmin bılondiy. Espeşialiy e Bavariyan

ai driem off häwing ä quti fränsch göhrfränd. kän ju gif mi won? ai promiz no mohr inwäijens.

Vat ís goíng on ín þís þred?
Æ kannt undarstand anyþing jú gæs ar saííng
Spík propar inglis for fuk sak

aj lajk joor wee of spelling, bat aj doont no ienaf abaut hunkerriejen pronunsiejeesjen toe rajt it korrektlie.

giv ayslandik görlfirend or day pıliz.

auraïte, beute promiz mi zat iou ouile faïnd mi euh djeurman cafolic geurlfwend

>saïz ze sno immpe

Ken di anglos ewer rikawer?

>de filin uem iu quem hãdestend évrifin im dis trédi

Nó, æslandík vímen dú not bríd wið kokrótsíes

enjoy your mongolian language, genghis

>kokrótsíes

kioute

>Spík propar inglis
daznt spík próper ingliš
rily meid mí fink

>This language is actually better than english

ruud tu bi onıst.

it was rajtjes do

Ýt ís only þe trúð, æ kan not læ

normıli ay vuld sey bed tings tu yu bat sıpikin layk dis iz so piysful. Der vuld be no vors if oll menkaynd sıpik layk dis.

>read English history book
>watch English documentary on that same subject

Constantine rhymes with fine!? Fuck this language

engloz biten ze feuk aoute

Jú ar ræt, þis langúídge ís verý næs tú spík tú við pípól

ij doont understend wat is heppening but ij lijk it

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>purfukt
Nah it's just fukt

>ij doont understend
zo matsj is kleer
joe spiek lajk a litterral rietart

haw ken angl*s ivın kompiit

donte lèt zis fwed daï

not on máj voč

p-please don't do this

fènnk you Petr.

ouaï

łats łrong?

>fwed
Dam frog

ze englo "r" iz eunpwonaounçabeul

>łrong
łat?

aur ł łorks lajk di dablju (w)

of kors aj no, bat joe pleest it et de start of "wrong"
no wan ses "wrong" wif a W et de start

sori maj pronaunsiejszon isnt de best

r u dat same otist frog dat allwaze goes on abowt inglish 'r'? or duz evri frog just hate inglish 'r'?

evri frogue Ön eurf haïte ingliche "r"

stop it

wáj? das it mejk jú fíl ankomfrtable?

People say loo-tenant

it iz olwaïz euh plejure tou boutcheur innglich

Stop mocking the greatest language to ever exist. Seriously, you guys. Stop.

hał iz it moking łen dats hał it sałnds?

s-sauri

lost

*makes toilet scrubbing noises*

HONHONHONHONHON

*gets throatfucked while reading Mein Kampf*

yeah not so funny having your language mocked now, is it? fucking cunts

samłans trabld

dets oukej, nafink personl

ouate ar iou willi mad ?

Faak ay rili lav diiz kaynd of treds

hou dauzeunte

eksept engloz

>hie kent hendol de bentah
ar joe a bit met bro? ))))))))

Vi definitli niid moor of diiz treds
>dauzeunte
Ay dont get dis van