/brit/

Sophie Edition

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cara

dota

like a birth
but in reverse

having a go

3rd for kpop

kot

wish celebposters would fucking DIE

So, who Sup Forums here?

if i posted mine i;d get banned for CP

just sat down to piss and it dribbled all over my balls

>just sat down to piss and it dribbled all over my balls

haven't seen another human being for almost a week now

We're already dead inside haha

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so now you'll just get banned for being underage instead?

Trump must be shaking in his boots right about now

youtube.com/watch?v=qmsVnWHhVzw

knot

>to be fair i've never tried blue cheese,
fucking hell the state of existence in poostralia

that speck of cheeto enrages me every time

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doesn't count as small unless its small when erect

i have a babydick. i'm not a baby

pretty drunk right now lads

contemplating getting high as well

feels like a great idea but I'd like a second opinion seeing as mine is kinda worthless right now

also, note how I deliberately avoided obnoxiously misspelling my words to make it obvious I'm drunk? can't stand that behaviour and I like to think of myself as an enlightened drunkard

>giving tiny willy poster (You)s

notice how at any given time 99% of the people in this thing are either women or shitskins or both

daily reminder: stroke victim nat dormer cucked her bf with dark meat on camera

waste of weed if you're very drunk

post pics

just trumped

shake it thrice lad

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I'm not VERY drunk, I mean I can still type and fill in the captcha

post a pic of it hard

Went to school with her believe it or not

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imagine living in iceland and knowing that your entire country could be blown to pieces by a huge volcano at any moment

protest what?
this isn't like 100 years ago where women didn't have the right to vote

Post doggos lads

business idea: women that think like men

YAAASS SLAY OMG QUEEN
>70 likes
Wow really makes u think, u go old lady
>20 likes

spilt very hot tea on my crotch today. thought that only happens in films lel

burnt my willy a bit though :(

isn't that the same for you with yellowstone

Yeah 8.5" here 6" circumference so it's not huge -- my fiancée just has a weird shaped cunt I guess. I bottom out in her too easily and she bleeds after sex with me pretty often. Now we only fuck like once a week or less. Thank god for my other partner and her ability to take it even though I swear she's way tighter but loves it when I bottom out and hit her cervix

can't get it up as of late

>if its in black and white its so poignant like the people in the 50s and 60s
need people who take these photos to fuck off

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dat lack of bulge lol

MASTER BUILDER
TELL ME HOW YOU MAKE A TEMPLE

thoughts?
vocaroo.com/i/s0RhaPTzrB8A

might forgo terrestrially-sourced meat and just start eating mackerel

its the closest thing to meat I've ever eaten

hmmm

you know what i've noticed lately lads?

most men who are facially attractive are short, and most women who are facially attractive have small chebs

REMINDER BRIT IS A TORY BOARD LABOURKEKS OUT

only the least populated areas of the country would be destroyed twobh

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Tools and moon stones
you don't really need them
you know

>old lady saying fucking shit
woah so power
poetry

It's like they WANT trump to remove women's rights so they have something to protest about. Is this what they're doing? Just pretending so hard that they think it's true?

The Pooty Pissth Pooshitdent of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica, Toilet Bog Fart has taken his seat in the Oval Orifice of the White-porcelain Outhouse

cannot begin to imagine what goings on in this person's mind made them write such a thing

delete this sharpish m8

Looks like you're the CUC󠀀K here lad. This is a LibDem general, jog on

ah yes, reddit

where'd my good looks go then?!

also the oneitis has huge chebs and a beautiful face

nah

/brit/ is a radical centrist general

not funny.

>safe spaces: the site

take solace in the fact that all most of the people on reddit are teenagers and college students

is that the churchill bust?

that's a big desk

commies

I'm 8" and 6" circumference. Gf really doesn't feel much at all when I fuck her but when I finger her she moans and twitches and cums etc. I think it's because when I put my finger in I'm able to curl my finger upwards and tickle her g spot.
Still, sucks that my gf isn't that into penile penetration. Used to make my ex scream when fucking her

kek

the bust is back

Lads, is it possible to escape from the friend zone?

There's this girl I spent time with regularly throughout much of last year, but I was definitely friendzoned. We did grow somewhat close though. Eventually because of distance and work and such, we stopped seeing each other. However, we've started seeing each other again recently.

During the period where I wasn't seeing her I have:
>got a job
>travelled
>become more confident
>lost my virginity
>been doing much better with girls; I've got about 5 that I might be fucking or going on a date with soon and none of them are ugly

That obviously suggests that I have changed somewhat, right? So does that mean it could be possible for me to escape from this friendzone?

the STATE of libcucks

only voted Brexit because I was expecting remain to win but with a high 'leave' vote it would give us more clout at the negotiating table for EU reforms

oops

yes

obama replaced it with an MLK bust because he hates white people

Who's the black guy on the statue head?

legend

not bad having a US pres that actually likes the UK this time around, especially because of brexit

>friend zone
doesn't exist

>tfw people have different opinions than me

>"I voted remain"

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/21/donald-trump-returns-winston-churchills-bust-oval-office/

I NEED TO FEEL IMPORTANT

>mfw I realize we're literally living in a Swift/Verhoeven-esque satire as we speak

oh yeah

in the video she opens her eyes briefly and looks around after the first screech to see if her attention seeking if working

absolutely dire state of affairs

>Trump likes Britain g-guys, he's definitely not going to bend us over and fuck us raw when it comes time to organise trade deals
hmmmmmmm yeeeeeeessssssssss........

Surprised they went with that title over:
First day in office, Trump discards MLK bust

slipping back to daily benzo usage

only voted trump because i wanted to piss off the leftists haha

>Nigel Farage will be made a “close but unofficial adviser” to Donald Trump after he enters the White House, a key ally of the new president has said.

the new creps

The so called feline

just want to feel loved once in my life iah

are nige

I have realised that our true nature is spirit, not body, that we are eternal beings...and God's love is unconditional, there's nothing we can ever do to change that. It is only our illusion that we are separate from God, or that we are alone... ...in fact the reality is we are one with God and He loves us.

>he's definitely not going to bend us over and fuck us raw
he'll use a lot more lube than hillary would have

nice trousers mate haha