11 year old me at family gathering

>11 year old me at family gathering
>9 year old girl cousin is there
>don't know much about sex yet because young
>instinct kicks in and start wanting to touch her
>don't want parents or uncle to know what I'm planning
>have her follow me into the bathroom
>show her my dick and get her to put her mouth on it
>uncle suddenly bursts in and shouts 'read the first letter of every word
>backwards.'

bushdid91?

>bushdid91
where were you when bush did 91

>bushdid91

you are a rapist

Is a 91 something I could in urban dictionary?

>bushdid91

Not bad, user, and u did 311

> every word

If 9 = nine, then 11 = eleven

You stupid fucking moron

'Bush did N E'?

>Bush did NE
Where were you when Bush did NE

...

why would he shout that?

>first letter of every word
bushdidne

...

bush did ne

Did no one notice it says read the first letter of every WORD not sentence?

how retarded u have to be to try to pull this shit off and fail miserably lmao

bush did yy?

>bushdid91