Snek bread

snek bread

isn't it snake?

no

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Wheres bananasnek

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*danger noodle

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top snek

dont be upsetti

Mcdolan snek 4 u my fren

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top snek

snekked

i luv snek! who does 2?

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Post small sneks!

Boop 4 moar snek

Snek munch doggo

kek

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Sneeeek

Metal snek

nice snek

octopussy snek

Bad snek

IS THIS ACCURACY?

what do you think?

HEART SAYS YES BODFY SAYS NO

Upvoted! XDD

Not sneks

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snek Story time.
>be me
>13 I had a lot of pet Reptiles (geckos, a bearded dragon, some newts, and even a froggo) (le froggo is still alive and is like 10 years old)
>mom was terrified of sneks
>could never get one bc she was so scared. >until one day our family friend came along
>he was a landscaper
>brought me the smallest and cutest garter snake ever
>Autistic 13 year old self named him "squiggles"
>loved this snek
>would have him crawling in my hand for hours
>Mom was reluctant of keeping him of course but because it was so small and wasn't poisonous she finally let me keep it
>or so i thought
>few months later
>Squiggles is alive, healthy and happy
>going to grandmothers house for the weekend
>mom offers to take care of pets
>thought this was odd bc i always pay one of my friends to do it as she is scared of my pets, but like the idea
>squiggles enclosure was a cheap 10 gallon container with a water part and a land part
>would change the water weekly
>would also put minnows in the water so he could eat
>come home from grandmothers house
>go to check on pets
>everything seems fine until i get to squiggles
>his cage smells like semen
>wtf.jpeg
>everything in the cage is dead, fish, snek everything
>cry
a few years later my mom admitted to me that she put bleach in the water bc she hated sneks >pic is what squiggles looked like

rip squiggle snek :(
kill ur mom

I do not have snek all i have is bump

SAD

but garters grow up to be hella bitey. i raised a few to try see if i could tame em.

Best wild raised snek was a baby milk snek i found. People keep killing them thinking they are rattlers, but i have never raised a friendlier snek.

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I made an snek Sup Forums, what you tink?

I've never seen a milk snake in my part of the U.S. (I live in Coastal Connecticut near NYC) but the weather here is quite mild. I have heard they make great pets tho

blood python, year and a half old

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australian snek

R.I.P Squiggles.

what the fuck are you talking about?

babby snek

There are no Austrailian sneks, only snikes.

what snek is this?

dregon snek

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I find this strangely appealing....

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that's your penis

>Posts STD notsnek in a snek thread.

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That's a blind snake.

Well time to kill one of your moms pets. I know it's been years but I know you still miss squiggles bud. What she did was borderline psychotic. Give her a taste of her own medicine

wannabesnek salamander

WHAT THE FUCK?!

bush viper

shes going down the trail of becoming an old cat lady. She already has three.

Rekt

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fuck you for a: saving that gif, and b: posting it, and c: not killing yourself

fucking prick

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Snek needs calibration

Underage faggot kill yourself

Your mum's a cunt

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loving dogs = /= underage

eat shit and die you fucking sociopathic waste of oxygen. I hope you get horribly mauled by a rottweiler

Fuck off you edgy faggot. When ever you get insulted you reply with kill yourself every fucking time. You are cancer. Just because someone doesn't want to see a gif of a cute puppy being mauled alive by a fucking snake doesn't mean they are underage. Fuck off

Welcome to Sup Forums you sensitive little faggot. This is how we operate.

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circle of life brah
quit being such a faggot, those cows that you love to eat go through much worse.

Your mom is a garbage parent and deserves to be beaten by a pack of niggers.

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Can you guys stop arguing? You're disturbing the sneks.

put laxatives in the catfood, that'll be fun.

That snake is gorgeous

your mom is retard. sorry bro

How the hell is that man still alive?
Did the snakes sense that he's an alpha predator or something?

beautiful banana

there's nothing circle of life about some basement dwelling edgehog feeding his snake stolen pets and uploading it to youtube

look at da ballz on dees min. He haz beeg dinosaw ballz.

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your mom did the right thing, you should be ashamed for keeping garbage tier pets

>thinking that's a rattler
It's like theyve never even seen a snake before.

damn dude

Are you autistic?If he kills an innocent animal he is as retarded as his mom,you don't need to kill someone's pet to take revenge

He could always just lure her to the ghetto so she can get gangraped by a pack of wild niggers.

A lot of people a that haven't seen a real rattle snek before so I wouldn't be surprised tbh.

my corn snake

WHY, NIGGA, WHY

But its okay for it to be a bunny though right?

Looks a bit like a chocolate snek

I had cholat snek in my toilet once.

cate play with snek

No much just hugs