>>3 way tie

way tie
>>Just give 'em all medals

is there any more a medal welfare event than swimming?

Literally any other event would have a tie-breaker or a photo-finish

preach x

The cancer killing the olympics

Doesn't cycling have a shitload of events as well?

Swiming is the cancer slowly killing the olympics
~Goethe

Yeah loads of sports need to be fucking cleansed from the memelympics

Yeah 10 track and 4 road (whitch is basically a diffrent sport)

Swimming only has 34

Why can't brits swim

>this flag
>Literally any other event would have a tie-breaker or a photo-finish
>Premier League allows their weekly events to end in ties with no winner or loser and even gives them a point for it

Why dosent the swimmers just all decide to touch the side of the pool at the same time and all win gold

Premier league isn't in the Olympics my size-struggled friend

Because they don't have Down Syndrome.

>implying down syndrome people could pull that off

added to my american 'banter' folder

This. Shut the fuck up you stupid britbong. You and your shit sport are the only reason ties are even allowed

Our boy Chad

>photo finish

You do realise that a photo finish means nothing in swimming, right? The touchpad system they have is more accurate

It looks like a class of retards

Then why can't it determine a winner between these three?

>be Brit
>feel like going for a swim on a scorching 15 degree summer day
>head off to the public pool
>get halfway there before you realise public pools are harem and so they all got shut down by the mayor
>decide to go to beach instead
>sand is grey, water is cold, waves are shit
>go in the water anyway since you came all this way
>drown because you can't swim and the lifeguard won't save you because he can't swim either

How long did that take you?

JEJ

>we never get mad we're just trolling lol top kek
>rage hard every time you choke and get called on it

Australia, folks.

i will always laugh at this

I've been working on the perfect "Brits can't swim" piece since about day two desu. It's still kind of rough I'll admit but I needed to get something in circulation before it was too late, y'know?

if you spent 5 mins on it i would say it was a waste of time

>trying this hard to prove he's not enraged
Jesus, this is cringe.

Plus mountain biking, though again that's basically an entirely different event.

The Premier League title is never split, there are a multitude of tie-breakers.

>all these insecure seppos intimidated in the presence of a real life AusGOD
KEK

they should have a swimoff

T. Chink on holiday pretending to be an Aussie shitposter

Because the timer only counts up to 1/100 of a second. So there was less than 1/100 of a second separating these 3.

>saving 4chin screenshots
autism

Swimming is about helping USA and Australia statpad as much as possible to prepare for the actually Olympic events that they shit the bed in, of course they award tie medals.

>not having a sudden death swimoff

It's like they don't want people to get too excited.

Game theory. You can't trust someone won't fuck you over.

boxing

hahahaha

Yeah - If China were dominating swimming the amount of medals would be cut immediately.

Hard to coordinate bruh