Oi govna, gonna pull me map during the Queen's ol jingle, gonna be on morning telly in no time flat

>Oi govna, gonna pull me map during the Queen's ol jingle, gonna be on morning telly in no time flat

This the kind of embarrassing shit you have to pull as a professional athlete at the autumn of your career.

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>gonna pull me map

Are you in the autumn of your shitposting career?

Imagine not speaking English as a first language.

I can't mate, some things are just too horrific

feels comfy when English is the major language of the Olymics

>mfw hues pay English announcers to fly over and be the sound of the games

Imagine being born German in this day and age.

Imagine doing that in one of those ping pong countries though, you'd get executed when you got back.

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Nice celebrations by the Canadian team there.

>dat Brown Eyes Girl dance

youtube.com/watch?v=o4wJGWcHzVA

Based.

>knowing that was the dance he was doing

When exactly are you killing yourself?

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haha lol germany is shit

>knowing this

KOR

Dancing an Olympic sport when?

shut up mongs

You sound mad that wiggo isn't German desu

Delete that, sir; that there be one horror fewer, to haunt the souls of man.

>Germany chose one sport to dominate
>Horsedancing
Lmao

>Mfw when AMERICANS speak ENGLISH

Canada used to have a cool flag.

I want the UK to promise that they will completely dismantle unified Germany the next time they beat them in a war.

starcraft is at olympics?

Would giving German land to Poland be good enough? I feel like the humiliation would be more than adequate.

ITT: Anglo trigger af

>germany trying hard

Tbh, it's kind of vulgar.
She's representing her country, ffs.
This is a moment to honour your country and thank every single one of them for having put you in a position that allows you to employ your unique talents to embody the essence of your country.
For that brief moment, you are your country and your country is you.
It's not "me time".

>I feel like the humiliation would be more than adequate.
"Still not enough!" cried Markus.

>This is a moment to honour your country and thank every single one of them for having put you in a position that allows you to employ your unique talents to embody the essence of your country.

What if they aren't sponsored by the country like American athletes?

>vulgar

fuck off nerd

Americans understand better than anybody.
They don't need to have government money to motivate them to honour their country.
They respect their flag and their uniforms and understand their roles as a representatives of their country.
You saw how they took exception to that slouchy gymnast the other day.