Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Claimed.

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[shiro]
not really I was away for a few days so I'm probably just gonna catch up on youtube
[tristana]
How studious of you
>differential and integral calculus was the end of me

This post is the post that will revive the thread!

Most importantly, have fun!

FUCK YOU, FUCK PILLOWS

Faggot thread only post here if you're a faggot

Hey mai (・ω・)

Hello slutty slave maid. What's up?
Eh? I did something lewd?

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>they don't know how to filter

Go back to your trap threads. Here is a convenient link

You did it

Good job

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You posted here
Checkmate, fuccboi

Claiming Felix

Hi.
Good choice.

No.
Good morning.

Suck a dick you pillow hugging faggot

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i bet you had that opened in another tab, typical weeb

Cute af tbh
Also cute af

Pop quiz asshole

Tristana claim and main

I wish I had one of those peace pipes; maybe next year I will own one

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>They spend as much time in waifu threads as us

Soon you will join us with your own shit tier waifu. Until then, enjoy the (You)s

The invisible ceiling

Akame?!
Great to see you're back
I mean I... I'm not that happy
How was the weekend? Had fun?

I simply told him I made him a cake. Then handed him a normal box. His face when he opened said box, the reaction was perfect.

Because fire is warm!

Maybe I can warm you up~

Morning everyone!

Pic related, it's waifufags

Hello Shiro.
Ah, hello Master. How's your day been?
You sneaking something lewd in on me?
It's invisible now?
What're you up to?

Yeah OK
Peace pipe?

> maybe I can warm you up

>3DPD sluts

Try again newfag.

c l a i m e d
hey there star stratos

Hello

actually, i haven't "participated" in one of these threads since a week. good job making dumb assumptions, instead of making an argument with some factual basis.

KEK pretty much represents everybody in these gay threads

>actually, i haven't "participated" in one of these threads since a week.
>is still here

Just keep shooting yourself in the foot retard.

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pls respond

i could warm you up with a flamethrower you disgrace to the male gender.

Good morning.
What ya up too today?
Spotted.

Yeah it was really great while it lasted. Very good to see you again
>had the opportunity to release my inner trailer trash it had been a while

What's up?

Cancer thread is cancer

What's your motivation behind this here posting user?

You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. Maybe just don't post at all? I assure you you'll seem like a lot less of a fool

sorta delayed calamity-masu'd

Thanks for the bump

How many of you have body pillows? I won't tell anybody

You'd say she's a good choice huh :^)

>Cute af tbh
You DO know where she's from right? :^)

YOU WON'T BREAK ME
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
YOU CAN'T SHAKE ME DOWN
I'M FUCKING BULLETPROOF

i was saying, this is my first time in a week, participating in one of these threads. you claimed i use these threads as much as you do, which is 24/7. now hug a pillow with razor blades sticking out of it, you disgusting sub-human retard.

Bongs

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Hello Shino. What's up?
Have some crap to do later that i'm procrastinating. How about you?

Thread is full of faaaaaaaaaaggottsssssss

>Inner trailer trash
Huh? You telling me you're actually a trailer park hillbilly?
I don't believe that
Anything worth mentioning happened?
>Tfw I remembered you came back today and suddenly got happy

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I take it English is not your first language, because you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

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You still won't ansewr me

That's not the usual Tomoko, just a shitposter.

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>you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed
Get off your fucking high horse. You're posting in a waifu thread. Also, I notice you didn't attach your imaginary girlfriend to your post. Why's that?

Be honest, do you use Discord?

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DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD

I figured since they didn't post with "still here," but they begged me for attention, just like these other shit posters.

And I remember my first days shitposting, it's nice to have people reply to you.

This one even gave up on my (You)s, guess he wasn't up to snuff.

Jeez, good to know I triggered you to the point of just blatantly insulting me now. Good to know I got under your skin. :)

I'm a real woman and you'll never see one in your entire life

You can't call it the high ground when you are looking up, child.

Are you enjoying the (You)s and your time here on /waifu/?

>I'm a grill btw

It's that easy.

I don't. I use steam and telegram.

I have one hug pillow, one that doesn't really have anything on it

You included

Post the follow your fellow faggots ya scrub

>going outside
aren't we meant to live in our basements?
yep
nothing right now
are you back now or do you still have stuffz to do?
tomokoko erp with me i need (You)'s

Well, I did say so, didn't I?
Just watching some stuff on YouTube then going to listen to some albums on my backlog later. Pretty excited about an album that I plan on listening to called 'Stretch Music'. I've heard some tracks from it, those were real good.
youtube.com/watch?v=ktU_X7CDaBM
Oh.
Hi.

But my mom is right in front of me
You saying she isn't real? Because i see her

Get a load of this nigger lover. I bet your pillow is black

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Because it's not needed? I use NS anyways.

Yes and you aren't? Not to mention the fact that your performance as a poster is less than optimal.

With gems like these:
In short you think you're doing a lot more damage than you're actually doing. Which is none

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All I've learned, ITS LIKE POISON
All I've done, INSIDE MY VEINS
All I've seen, ITS LIKE VENOM
All I know, IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS
Oh
Nope

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>child
God, you must strive to make people hate your guts. Enjoying being a social outcast and needing an imaginary girlfriend, because no girl will ever fuck your turtlehead dick?

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Usually I'm not one. But we visited some folks in a camping and turns out it was actually fucking halloween there
>Decorated golf carts parading, children trick or treating and everything.
The kids wanted to go so I set up my lawn chair in the back of the pick-up truck and took a few beers for the road and just cruised around the camping watching over the kids
>I was happy to come back because I knew someone special would be happy to see me

Now that is just stupid. Are you out of insults so you have to resort to just nigger nigger nigger? Boring. Your last (You)

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What's that anons? Just shitpost with images to hit the limit, frustrate the virgins and derail their safe space? Sure!

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1 up to 50.jpg is filtered.

#TRIGGERED

GET FUCKING REKT KIDDO

>no girl will ever fuck your turtlehead dick?
You don't sound so sure of that.

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