>Computer, create a new /brit/ thread
>Computer, disengage safety protocols
/brit/
It's hydromatic
>click "I have a TV licence"
>i don't actually have a tv licence
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the gf and I
hey now
oh yeah
i feel it
baby
>e-sprouts paused for 90 minutes
Is that the STEM aspie that made his own world with Crusher and Troi as his waifus?
That was a great episode
Just copped this new phone lads
Thoughts?
i am the best poster in brit
paradise
Look at my doggos
>£1.2bn (billion) extension
londoners are spoilt
The Farty Shit Poosident of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica is now settled into the Oval Orifice
>Computer, disengage safety protocols
MADMAN!
think im dying
ah yes, barratt land, home
>windows ce
the nostalgia is kicking in hard
would love a doggo but probably cruel to leave one alone while i'm at work all day desu
redpill me on the taking of pelham 123
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE FUCKING CuCKIO MEME
tfl are pretty good desu
can just turn up to a station and the trains arrive every couple of minutes
they just need to scrap the drivers
>buildings age and become weathered
>trees planted
within 10 years this place will look great
utterly desperate for a 1980s eurodance dutch gf
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it's well weapon
2 things i need to do this year
1. stick my knob in a girl's fanny
2. ol' 'cide
Cunt off. Spoilt parasite
cannot wait for crossrail
in that order?
>tfw red head with blue eyes
>both recessive genes
>extremely rare combination
probably explains why i'm a beta though lmao
imagine being a young attractive smart woman who travels the world with her 6'8'' artist chad husband
ugh
makes me ill
remember that spastic who used to demand a subway for Manchester
>a higher percentage of people speak English in the Netherlands than in Canada
Seriously makes me think
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feeling wistful lads
strangest thing about the jo cox situation was her husband didn't seem to care that she had been murdered. in fact he almost seemed happy about it
>Released 1994
i don't live in london
tfl's funding comes from people paying to use the service
magnanimous
Yeah, the bf is being a dick.
The prohibition of MDMA and hallucinogenic mushrooms restricts cognitive liberty
Have you ever used Clapham Junction?
It's a clusterfuck, those stations are necessary
it actually sounds terrible
what the fedora is this shite
She seemed like a really mouthy sort. Probably glad to get a bit of peace and quiet
think that's bad?
feast your eyes
once went on the tube for no reason
was genuinely just bored
im absolutely howling lads
ive found an isolated jewish community on the edge of the metropolitan avenue
lost my shit when i clocked moishe avenue
pic related its the german runt with his mummy on their way to temple
of course it does
r/writing
Prepare for 'gitmo
"I Can't Stand It!" is the song recorded by the Dutch dance artist Twenty 4 Seven. It was released in late 1989
>Wales
Hardly a fair comparison
>remain had one of their own killed
>still lost anyway
howling
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>america
subaru ride thru the mist with no music
>trees
I told you. jews are intelligent
Remember that spastic who said any investment outside Londonistan would bankrupt the UK? God what a thick cunt.
cant believe people like these exist
heh
it's nice that canada is a liberal country where people like that can live in peace
Glasgow has one desu
some guy was walking up and down my train once begging for money with some shitty story about his situation
he was getting fivers all over the place, must have been rolling in it at the end of the day
>mtv
shan't
going crazy pull up inna mercedes
this looks fine. i don't understand you guys. you call that grim but i'm sure it's perfectly safe and has clean water and fast internet
>Less than 50% funded by fares
Yeah lad, so true! TfL is definitely good value for money for all of Britain.
I actually wouldn't mind if other rail networks in Britain got similar funding per customer.
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really makes you think
trying my best and having some fun
>not that girl from 2unlimited
It won't bankrupt us but it is indeed a waste of money
Everyone should move down south, no point propping up crumbling industrial wastelands
Once had a guy get on, scream at his Cheeseburger for five minutes, stamp on it then call a black woman a spook and run off the train
spend too much time here and i've started using /brit/isms in real life. haha what am i like
should've gave him a little something
>Other sources of cash
Like what? They dealing on the side or something?
when
does
the
fucking
DOTES
start again
jesus christ
Yeah Britain, london should get every piece of the pie. Twat.
what did he say to the cheeseburger?
call me maybe hit me on my fb
nah, he'd obviously paid to get inside a station somewhere, he was probably just one of them professional beggars because he can make more doing that than a min wage job
look at where the community is
i swear the kikes have it nestled away like this so they can nonce the children in peace
im calling it camp david
hello where are the dutch gf
Jesus Christ I always believed the meme Londoners push that tfl funds itself, didn't realise fares made up this little
Thought it would be 95% the way you cunts go on
wish the entire country used oyster cards for its rail and bus network
imagine that. one card for any bus or train
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2d ch00n
>computer, create 1 million self-aware hitlers
>disengage safety protocols
No idea, I think it was French. He looked Algerian
doesn't she have some chinky sugardaddy
business idea: take a welding course and a scuba course and become an underwater welder and make a ton of money
they do that in Korea
I'd really like to do that
fuck that, wish they just used normal contactless cards like at any other place of transaction
You really are the most boring shitposter in this general.
You truly believe your own dogma and your smugness can be felt through the screen.
was it maccas or burger king?
Who the fuck still uses an oyster card. All the public transport works with contactless debit cards now
same desu
hate people who get on and spend like 5 minutes getting change out to pay for their tickets
even just accepting contactless cards would be good
>manchester gets £1.5 billion tram extension funded by London
>wwaaaaaahh it's not enough
good idea
just don't die
>he doesn't slam crack and heroin that he buys from transport for london
amateur
we have that, its p neat desu
be honest mate have you ever had a wank to one of these drawings
dont adress me, please learn how to dress please