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>Computer, disengage safety protocols

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It's hydromatic

>click "I have a TV licence"
>i don't actually have a tv licence

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the gf and I

hey now

oh yeah

i feel it

baby

>e-sprouts paused for 90 minutes

Is that the STEM aspie that made his own world with Crusher and Troi as his waifus?
That was a great episode

Just copped this new phone lads

Thoughts?

i am the best poster in brit

paradise

Look at my doggos

>£1.2bn (billion) extension

londoners are spoilt

The Farty Shit Poosident of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica is now settled into the Oval Orifice

>Computer, disengage safety protocols
MADMAN!

think im dying

ah yes, barratt land, home

>windows ce
the nostalgia is kicking in hard

would love a doggo but probably cruel to leave one alone while i'm at work all day desu

redpill me on the taking of pelham 123

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE FUCKING CuCKIO MEME

tfl are pretty good desu
can just turn up to a station and the trains arrive every couple of minutes

they just need to scrap the drivers

>buildings age and become weathered
>trees planted

within 10 years this place will look great

utterly desperate for a 1980s eurodance dutch gf
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it's well weapon

2 things i need to do this year
1. stick my knob in a girl's fanny
2. ol' 'cide

Cunt off. Spoilt parasite

cannot wait for crossrail

in that order?

>tfw red head with blue eyes
>both recessive genes
>extremely rare combination

probably explains why i'm a beta though lmao

imagine being a young attractive smart woman who travels the world with her 6'8'' artist chad husband

ugh

makes me ill

remember that spastic who used to demand a subway for Manchester

>a higher percentage of people speak English in the Netherlands than in Canada

Seriously makes me think

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feeling wistful lads

strangest thing about the jo cox situation was her husband didn't seem to care that she had been murdered. in fact he almost seemed happy about it

>Released 1994

i don't live in london
tfl's funding comes from people paying to use the service

magnanimous

Yeah, the bf is being a dick.

The prohibition of MDMA and hallucinogenic mushrooms restricts cognitive liberty

Have you ever used Clapham Junction?

It's a clusterfuck, those stations are necessary

it actually sounds terrible

what the fedora is this shite

She seemed like a really mouthy sort. Probably glad to get a bit of peace and quiet

think that's bad?

feast your eyes

once went on the tube for no reason

was genuinely just bored

im absolutely howling lads

ive found an isolated jewish community on the edge of the metropolitan avenue

lost my shit when i clocked moishe avenue

pic related its the german runt with his mummy on their way to temple

of course it does

r/writing

Prepare for 'gitmo

"I Can't Stand It!" is the song recorded by the Dutch dance artist Twenty 4 Seven. It was released in late 1989

>Wales

Hardly a fair comparison

>remain had one of their own killed
>still lost anyway
howling

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>america

subaru ride thru the mist with no music

>trees

I told you. jews are intelligent

Remember that spastic who said any investment outside Londonistan would bankrupt the UK? God what a thick cunt.

cant believe people like these exist

heh

it's nice that canada is a liberal country where people like that can live in peace

Glasgow has one desu

some guy was walking up and down my train once begging for money with some shitty story about his situation

he was getting fivers all over the place, must have been rolling in it at the end of the day

>mtv
shan't

going crazy pull up inna mercedes

this looks fine. i don't understand you guys. you call that grim but i'm sure it's perfectly safe and has clean water and fast internet

>Less than 50% funded by fares
Yeah lad, so true! TfL is definitely good value for money for all of Britain.
I actually wouldn't mind if other rail networks in Britain got similar funding per customer.

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really makes you think

trying my best and having some fun

>not that girl from 2unlimited

It won't bankrupt us but it is indeed a waste of money

Everyone should move down south, no point propping up crumbling industrial wastelands

Once had a guy get on, scream at his Cheeseburger for five minutes, stamp on it then call a black woman a spook and run off the train

spend too much time here and i've started using /brit/isms in real life. haha what am i like

should've gave him a little something

>Other sources of cash

Like what? They dealing on the side or something?

when
does
the
fucking
DOTES
start again
jesus christ

Yeah Britain, london should get every piece of the pie. Twat.

what did he say to the cheeseburger?

call me maybe hit me on my fb

nah, he'd obviously paid to get inside a station somewhere, he was probably just one of them professional beggars because he can make more doing that than a min wage job

look at where the community is

i swear the kikes have it nestled away like this so they can nonce the children in peace

im calling it camp david

hello where are the dutch gf

Jesus Christ I always believed the meme Londoners push that tfl funds itself, didn't realise fares made up this little

Thought it would be 95% the way you cunts go on

wish the entire country used oyster cards for its rail and bus network

imagine that. one card for any bus or train

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2d ch00n

>computer, create 1 million self-aware hitlers
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No idea, I think it was French. He looked Algerian

doesn't she have some chinky sugardaddy

business idea: take a welding course and a scuba course and become an underwater welder and make a ton of money

they do that in Korea
I'd really like to do that

fuck that, wish they just used normal contactless cards like at any other place of transaction

You really are the most boring shitposter in this general.

You truly believe your own dogma and your smugness can be felt through the screen.

was it maccas or burger king?

Who the fuck still uses an oyster card. All the public transport works with contactless debit cards now

same desu
hate people who get on and spend like 5 minutes getting change out to pay for their tickets

even just accepting contactless cards would be good

>manchester gets £1.5 billion tram extension funded by London
>wwaaaaaahh it's not enough

good idea
just don't die

>he doesn't slam crack and heroin that he buys from transport for london

amateur

we have that, its p neat desu

be honest mate have you ever had a wank to one of these drawings

dont adress me, please learn how to dress please