Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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早いな、ドイツ!

>tfw you imagine there are actually spooky monsters under all that snow


Those are some creepy trees desu.

z
but bad template

So is this the real thread?

Yes. The other one got deleted.

duh fug

I don't have anything to say anymore
I just want to cry and wait until tomorrow
You're great and really cool
I spend the whole day trying to make a new thread
I tried to be nice and offered you to leave you
but it looks like you don't want me to leave
If you thought the nice koreaboo was already obnoxious then wait what the angry and dissapointed koreaboo is like
congratulations
I guess you love autism more
I hate to be an asshole but I have to do it
To all the normal people here I'm sorry to destroy your thread but I have to do it
See you ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

ホワイトピグゴホーム

>If you thought the nice koreaboo was already obnoxious then wait what the angry and dissapointed koreaboo is like
>I'm sorry to destroy your thread but I have to do it
I've said it once and I'll say it again, you can't "destroy" this thread any more than you already do.
Once you fuck off I finally won't flinch from seeing anyone with a German flag in this thread.

>I'm sorry to destroy your thread but I have to do it
Sounds like something the mods should know about

I have dynamic ips

How are people's experiences with Memrise here?

They could ban Germany from posting, nothing would be lost

too slow and I didn't remember as much compared to anki+reading

Just had breakfast consisting of... bread. That's it. Kinda boring hotel breakfast to be honest. Guess it isn't called JaPAN for nothing.

Now to go take the train to my host family. I'll talk to you all when I get there.

yes a good idea
they should also implement upvoting
I hate that there are so many shitposts on Sup Forums. it's almost like this site was made for autistic losers

When I was in Japan I would have happily had bread at least half my stay. I was starving.

>I was starving.
wtf pls explain

I'm a vegetarian. I just don't enjoy the taste of meat and Tokyo doesn't offer many vegetarian alternatives. Oh and I brought a little less money than I should have. Luckily I found a Dominos not too far from where I was staying and had plenty of food for the latter half of my stay.

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extremely pathetic
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅋㅌㅋㅋㅎㅎㅎㅎㄹㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

hi

I don't give half a dick about animal rights, I just don't like how meat tastes. You do you, my man.

きさま!

Make amurica great again!
あ、ムリか

>koreaboo

your ancestors would be ashamed

suicide
yes or no
I don't believe it's a good solution
but I've been thinking about it a lot recently
if there's no real fun in your life anymore and you can only be happy with drugs, why live? you're basically a machine
I should let other people try their luck. I can save people by commiting suicide and donating my organs for example
I want to leave something positive in this world that is negative
I just don't know when
The perfect time is gone, I should've done it when my suffering started
but I couldn't know that my future would be so bad
it's never too late

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Yes

Just take some muslims with you so your life wasn't completely pointless

今日も寒いなぁ
仕事いきたくねええええええ

but how can I do it when my sister loves me?
I feel bad because a lot of money I have rightfully belongs to her but that's not reason enough to dissapoint her
She cared for me and tried to cheer me up, I can't dissapoint her just because some autistic losers on Sup Forums would feel better

これで暖めて

youtube.com/watch?v=38ystkTMQ2Y

おはよう、寒いねぇ。

JT am i on the right path?

To move to japan, this is the method I am currently taking
>working towards CS Major bachelor's degree
>will get N1 JLPT before bachelor's degree acquired
>after bachelor's degree acquired, use N1 and do post-graduate study at japanese university
>get job while in post-graduate study then switch to work visa to stay in japan

I estimate this will take: 3 years until move to japan, 4-5 years until on work visa. But this is the most financially acceptable solution, since I can recieve scholarships to carry me through my education

however, I am wondering if i could skip all this and just go straight to japanese university. is that method worth it? i think that method would look something like this
>get my associate's degree
>apply to japanese university with N3 or N2-level JLPT
>learn japanese faster because i'm actually in japan and possibly get married quicker

this is probably a bad decision because i'm eligible for less schoalrships and, since student loans don't exist in japan, i'd have to work very hard to stay in school. however, are there people that make this work? even if it seems masochistic, there might be a reason people opt for this path.

暖かそう。暖炉憧れるなあ。
家で暖炉使ってる?

こんなのが家にあったらどれだけ幸せなことか…

おはよー寒いね…

Japan thread please translate

the life

うん、冬にはほぼ毎日使ってる

world people must be destroyed the USA

hey good night
tomorrow will be the end of this thread
thank the F and german user

What does it say though

Japan please

暖炉でスープを作ってみたり、薪の燃える音を聴いてみたいなあ( ´ ▽ ` )

while struggling to raise children, both mothers and children are having healthy everyday.

北欧で暖炉のライブ映像流すだけの番組が人気だったらしい
俺もたまにYouTubeで見てるよー
あのパチパチ木が燃える音が心地よい

暖かい俳句書いてみた

暖炉つけ
毛布の下で
シコシコを

Thanks japan

暖炉つけたら布団いらないじゃんw

凄い番組があるんだな。
確かに暖炉の映像は癒されるけど。
薪割りも一度は経験してみたいね。

why would you ever want to work in Japan?

こういう映像を描写したかった

this question is so annoying

情景が目に浮かぶような良い俳句ですが、残念なから季語は重複しない方がよろしいでしょう。

1月末から日本でキャンプすると言ってた北欧人どうなった?

ご感想ありがとう
>季語は重複しない方がよろしいでしょう
確かにね 今度は気をつけます

こいつ↓のこと?

横だけど、
夜、就寝時に使用する大きく厚手の物を「毛布」その写真の様な薄手で小さい物を「ブランケット」と日本では呼び分けしてるよ。

なんだ、もう来てたのかw

I fapped to this

youtube.com/watch?v=2Pxk4zy_SQw

あっ、だから「布団いらない」って
ありがとう 勉強になりました

ショウガ茶に
毛布被りに
冬の息

休憩終わり

季語入れすぎw
学校か、宿題は終わったか?

(・ω・)b
お礼は、可愛い音楽か、可愛い鳥画像で
よろしくお願いします。

Is living in Japan as expensive as they say it is?

>宿題は終わったか
まだだけど宿題は簡単だから勉強してる

分かりました
両方にします

jizue / yubiwa
youtube.com/watch?v=QSDBiSauZcs

gaijin hunter BBA
白人のチンポに盛ってんじゃねえぞ

>薄手で小さい物を「ブランケット」
「ひざ掛け」の方が一般的。だって毛布もブランケットだから。

そうだよ
白人以外のちんぽも悪くないだろ

くっさ

I know this is a weird place to ask, but what the hell.

I'm in the USA and want to move to a new city that happens to have some decent Japanese language courses (without enrolling in college) and ideally has at least a small Jap community so I can make some connections for business reasons. I'm self-taught and mildly conversation but need more formal instruction and practice.

The goal is to eventually open a small business but in the meantime I am fine with a wagecuck job to prevent dipping into savings.

I have my own car and 10 thousand dollars. Wat do?

Hard Mode: No Commiefornia

朝らしい爽やかな音楽をありがとう。
可愛いコザクラちゃん画像もありがとう毛布もブランケットだから
ごもっともな意見ですw
確かに「ひざ掛け」の方が紛らわしくないね。

I'm the person you want to talk to user

In America, there is barely people that speak Japanese outside of college.

Go to your state university and fish for asian students. The only other place you can find japanese speakers is on lang8

>tfw my college only has beaners

そっか、頑張れ

My local uni has a fucking Chink teaching Japanese, poorly. And not a single Jap student.

I thought about going to Dublin cause they have a lot of Japs on transfer from Honda. But their community seems pretty closed.

汚れちまつた悲しみに

how many hookers peru?

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堀江由衣は可愛いね
40歳なのに

ジャップが白人のチンポ好きなんて
まずいんじゃないの

>ひざ掛け
なるほどね 俳句にも使えそう

>君は鳥好きなノルウェーくんだよね?
うん、僕だよ
>ぴっぴら帳
ちょっと調べてみたが面白そうで絵も可愛いからこの後読んでみるよ
お勧めありがとう

なぜジャッキーチェンの画像をいつも貼るの
ジャッキーチェンは何もしてない

10 but the condoms got broken 3 times

peru confirmed for having aids

たい焼きが食べたい

「こっこさん」という鶏話も描いてるよ。
鳥の話じゃないけど、この話↓も良かった。
youtube.com/watch?v=kczb7IJJg0g

バナナ
youtu.be/HxQp9Jui3Nw

中文は中国人ですか?

どういう意味?

せんせーい
ちんぽミルクってななんですか

おあつらえ向き

スウェーデンの主要飲料

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日本人の女性のまんこはどんな味?