Would you live or die?
Would you live or die?
Goku.
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Joey fucking Tribbiani. I'm dead as shit.
Beavis and Butthead.
Farewell, it was fun....
Ray Mears.
I feel for the kidnappers.
Jim Harbaugh, no worries..
Rick
I'll be fine
I don't have a tv
James Bond as played by the buy who burgered my sister last night.
Saitama,huh
This mook, I'm fuq'd.
Dexter. Not the cartoon
Watched Star Trek TNG. I'll be fine.
Gibbs from NCIS. My odds are pretty amazing I'd say.
Forgot pic
Lol the three guys from Workaholics, Im saved
Valentino Rossi, at least I'll have a quick getaway....
>Criminal minds
Fuck, its a toss up
Chad Bettis, Rockies pitcher, meh
Dana Scully
fucking meme gem
Barney Stinson.. I may be alright
Dara O' Brian.. Robot Wars.
Joe Dirtay
Am I fucked?
Flynn from Adventure Time!
yeah i think i'll be alright
these two
i'll be fine. probably
>Pablo Escobar
I think I'm good.
Kira
He'd probably kill me for knowing about Killer Queen
Flynn huh?
Some italian shit gansta uptop hella gay
Kek
Narcos 2. Same here
Daredevil on Netflix, someone's gonna get fucked up.
Of course Papu Franku will save me.
Finn whatever i stand corrected. Its a show my kid likes i cant help having to watch it too.
Barry Allen. Good enough.
Naruto
Kill me
just completed a binge of angel, that buffy spinoff
so yeah im good
Super Readers. I'll be saved in no time. Got an 18mo
O yea my ass is getting saved.
I might get shot but I will be alive dammit!
Pablo Escobar
John McClane motherfucker.
Stan Smith - American Dad
I may actually have hope.
Jason Voorhees.
I should be alright. Guts from berserk.
TV show, my friends.
can't remember show but damn movie
marty mcfly
Samurai Jack thank fucking god
Hannibal Lecter. I just hope I don't look tasty.
Well, fuck me.
Ashley from Evil Dead
I'm in good hand
Gordon Ramsey.
Dunno what to make of that kek
all of the little busters im 100% safe
Valtteri Bottas
John Wick
>instantly feelgood
Jez
the one and only DAVE CHAPPELLE
am i fucked??
Sorry you said last TV show so... Inspector Sledge Hammer (from the 80s TV show Sledge Hammer) so I'm gonna be fine. I trust him, he knows what he's doing.
The human typhoon, vash.
I'm pretty safe
Hugh Mungus
Amos Burton from The Expanse.
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I'm gonna be fine, my captors are fucked.
Alex Trebek.
Live . . . that motherfucker knows everything!
Rool
> Rick Harrison
Fuck
One punch man. I'd say I have a high chance of getting out alive.
>Inspector Sledge Hammer (
Ahh... the late 80's-- when police brutality was still funny.
Walter fucking white
I think I'll be fine
>police brutality
otherwise known as: Niggers had it coming
>DAVE CHAPPELLE
>am i fucked??
Probably fucked.
Your only chance is to make a break for it while your captors are doubled over laughing.
Or if he brings Wayne Brady.
Hopefully they can find me faster than they found Escobar
Jackie Chan. I ain't complaining
Pablo Escobar
Arnold J. Rimmer. I'm dead, and it's all that smegheads fault.
Morgan Freeman. I mean, his voice is gold but I'm still fucked.
Tony Soprano. I have high hopes
ill be fine
>The IT Crowd. Can't remember who.
Well, I had a good run.
Maybe.
He might just kill you by accident or cause he got bored and needed to do something to fend off the existential dread.
The gang gets a hostage killed
Suburu... I'm fucked
But didnt he die?
Frank Underwood. So every resource available to the best country in the world. I'm good.
sherlock fucking holmes
literally Pablo Escobar
Live.
Miss Prune Fisher, therefore I live.
fuck yeah, not a care in the world for us.
Haven, right?
I think ill be ok
>Riley Reid
noice
mike tyson
im gud
Dexter Morgan, I think I'll be okay
Winston Churchill if you count a miniseries. Private detective Jim Rockford otherwise. Either way I'm feeling pretty decent, assuming Churchill has the 1940s UK working for him. If it's just Churchill with a cigar and a top hat, I'm not liking my chances.
Sgt Gabriel, from the closer...
He works as a homicide detective, so I'll probably be dead.
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>One-punch Man
Fuck yes, thank you saitama
they'll think that your kidnapping was a myth
>not ok
>Well, fuck me.
You kind of deserve it.
I am equal parts scared and relieved.