Would you live or die?

Would you live or die?

Goku.

/thread

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Joey fucking Tribbiani. I'm dead as shit.

Beavis and Butthead.

Farewell, it was fun....

Ray Mears.

I feel for the kidnappers.

Jim Harbaugh, no worries..

Rick
I'll be fine

I don't have a tv

James Bond as played by the buy who burgered my sister last night.

Saitama,huh

This mook, I'm fuq'd.

Dexter. Not the cartoon

Watched Star Trek TNG. I'll be fine.

Gibbs from NCIS. My odds are pretty amazing I'd say.

Forgot pic

Lol the three guys from Workaholics, Im saved

Valentino Rossi, at least I'll have a quick getaway....

>Criminal minds
Fuck, its a toss up

Chad Bettis, Rockies pitcher, meh

Dana Scully

fucking meme gem

Barney Stinson.. I may be alright

Dara O' Brian.. Robot Wars.

Joe Dirtay
Am I fucked?

Flynn from Adventure Time!

yeah i think i'll be alright

these two

i'll be fine. probably

>Pablo Escobar
I think I'm good.

Kira

He'd probably kill me for knowing about Killer Queen

Flynn huh?

Some italian shit gansta uptop hella gay

Kek

Narcos 2. Same here

Daredevil on Netflix, someone's gonna get fucked up.

Of course Papu Franku will save me.

Finn whatever i stand corrected. Its a show my kid likes i cant help having to watch it too.

Barry Allen. Good enough.

Naruto

Kill me

just completed a binge of angel, that buffy spinoff
so yeah im good

Super Readers. I'll be saved in no time. Got an 18mo

O yea my ass is getting saved.
I might get shot but I will be alive dammit!

Pablo Escobar

John McClane motherfucker.

Stan Smith - American Dad
I may actually have hope.

Jason Voorhees.

I should be alright. Guts from berserk.

TV show, my friends.

can't remember show but damn movie
marty mcfly

Samurai Jack thank fucking god

Hannibal Lecter. I just hope I don't look tasty.

Well, fuck me.

Ashley from Evil Dead
I'm in good hand

Gordon Ramsey.

Dunno what to make of that kek

all of the little busters im 100% safe

Valtteri Bottas

John Wick
>instantly feelgood

Jez

the one and only DAVE CHAPPELLE
am i fucked??

Sorry you said last TV show so... Inspector Sledge Hammer (from the 80s TV show Sledge Hammer) so I'm gonna be fine. I trust him, he knows what he's doing.

The human typhoon, vash.
I'm pretty safe

Hugh Mungus

Amos Burton from The Expanse.
....
I'm gonna be fine, my captors are fucked.

Alex Trebek.

Live . . . that motherfucker knows everything!

Rool

> Rick Harrison
Fuck

One punch man. I'd say I have a high chance of getting out alive.

>Inspector Sledge Hammer (

Ahh... the late 80's-- when police brutality was still funny.

Walter fucking white
I think I'll be fine

>police brutality
otherwise known as: Niggers had it coming

>DAVE CHAPPELLE
>am i fucked??

Probably fucked.

Your only chance is to make a break for it while your captors are doubled over laughing.

Or if he brings Wayne Brady.

Hopefully they can find me faster than they found Escobar

Jackie Chan. I ain't complaining

Pablo Escobar

Arnold J. Rimmer. I'm dead, and it's all that smegheads fault.

Morgan Freeman. I mean, his voice is gold but I'm still fucked.

Tony Soprano. I have high hopes

ill be fine

>The IT Crowd. Can't remember who.
Well, I had a good run.

Maybe.
He might just kill you by accident or cause he got bored and needed to do something to fend off the existential dread.

The gang gets a hostage killed

Suburu... I'm fucked

But didnt he die?

Frank Underwood. So every resource available to the best country in the world. I'm good.

sherlock fucking holmes

literally Pablo Escobar

Live.

Miss Prune Fisher, therefore I live.

fuck yeah, not a care in the world for us.

Haven, right?

I think ill be ok

>Riley Reid
noice

mike tyson
im gud

Dexter Morgan, I think I'll be okay

Winston Churchill if you count a miniseries. Private detective Jim Rockford otherwise. Either way I'm feeling pretty decent, assuming Churchill has the 1940s UK working for him. If it's just Churchill with a cigar and a top hat, I'm not liking my chances.

Sgt Gabriel, from the closer...
He works as a homicide detective, so I'll probably be dead.

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>One-punch Man
Fuck yes, thank you saitama

they'll think that your kidnapping was a myth
>not ok

>Well, fuck me.
You kind of deserve it.

I am equal parts scared and relieved.