Dubs decides. Actually quite like this girl and didn't expect a text from her. Pls be kind

Dubs decides. Actually quite like this girl and didn't expect a text from her. Pls be kind.

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what kind of phone number is that

hey are you single? Cause I like fat bitches!

It's a UK number

Im doing well how about you?

If you really do like her and she started the convo dont listen to the retards here please.

Op abandon thread, you showed the number

Dont write the bottom part btw

He's right you know...

>he showed the number
rip in peps

DO SEX ITH MEEEEEEEEEE

What app is that

I will follow you everywhere you go in every second of the day until I get the precious succ from you

just got done jacking off to a picture of you, how are you?

Winrar

tits pls

Send nudes or gtfo

I WILL MAKE SEX WITH YUUUUUUU

My cummies do well for your tummy

What now? Dubs decides

Sweet tendies from my endies

It feels like you haven't sucked me in ages

Would you like to give me the succ ?

U wan some suck?

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OP DONT WRITE THAT PLEASE JUST SOUND NORMAL

JUST RESPOND WITH:

Yeah I know, we should hang out more

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

White knight detected

Ffs

Off yourself

two winners, who will OP pick?

You did well op

whatever she replies say "what about some tendies from my endies ?"

If this guy likes her and she started a convo it means shes interested, why the fuck should he ruin the chance to get a date with this chick?

Jk, let me fuck yo ass lady

NO DATES NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh shit didn't mean to send that, that was for my sister

Roll

roll

OOOH. Nice idea, "You started the convo... Does it means you're... Pinterested?

I have a girlfriend

Oh shit didn't mean to send that, that was for my sister but you can have the tendies from my endies

Shit what now? Dubs. Please someone rescue.

Rolll

How big is your dads vagina?

It was just a joke sorry lol

holy fuck
kys faggot

You should come over and chill

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

rolling for this

I bought a shitton of LoliPORN over here, I'd love to suck some loliPORN with you.

succ
very similar to oral stimulation unto a male, however less conventional. Often used as a bragging right. Another less used, but similar word is fucc. It certainly doesn't mean shut up crazy cunt because that would be the stupidest shit ever
"dude what happened with macca last night?"
"she succ me"

I meant to say the succession of having a convo? sorry, i pressed enter by accident

Oh sorry, I meant can you suck this duck

SUCK-MY-DICK, are you retarded or something?

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nice pasta

REROLL.

let's make seeeeksss

It means my penis goes in your mouth

I meant lowdown. As in, how you were doing the last few days.

Becks I Will be Real with u, really wnna fuck u, but My Dick is only 3 inches, Up for some anal? Or at least a naked pic of your mum.

succ stands for snakes under crazy cookies

roll

This

just an idea passed by, nevermind. So, resume all these time to me, the time we havent spoke...

like succ me penor

rolling for this one

Winner

savage

>66
shit...

Reroll

rolling

rolle

instant kek

Pp in u mouth

winrar

Dubs are confirming dubs

Pulled it back! What now? Dubs

how le random

this. must deliver op

you live here right

Oh shit didn't mean to send that, that was for my sister but you can have the tendies from my endies

Rollin for come clean

Cause girl I'm hungover, let's just startover

GIMME DAT WINRAR

This

You're welcome OP

say you had plans with some friend but you had to cancel because of something

make it sound real

Just got a date with my boyfriend. You remember Trevor?

this

Im up with my dick in yo ass bby

brutally raping you and your mom's gaping anal cavities

SHE WANTS THE D

"Actually quite like this girl"

>Goes to Sup Forums for advice

Banging your mommy

winrar double dubs

Not much, staying over my friends for the week, he's gay which makes me super uncomfortable but i didnt want to be rude. HBU?

OP is damned, rip

WINRAR !!!!!

Double Dubs