ITT: we identify the newfags

ITT: we identify the newfags

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

rate my wife

Holy shit what's wrong with your hair?? XD

lol, forgot to black out her face in the mirror, dumb fuck.

I smell peanut butter

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hey im an oldfag i was here since 2014 when Sup Forums started
>greentext

What's a New Fag? I've heard of New Friend. Is it the same thing but just meaner?

yes i can confirm this poster plus i am another person

Anyone in here know who Richard C. Mongler even is?

>doesn't even know how to reply

Check my quads

>oldfag

hi

Dude, what's your problem? He was just trying to start a thread.

I remember the first time i got Sup Forums gold for a top kek post

@702720048
ha noob

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Im such an oldfag i still only use ytmnd i dont know how i got here

what is this post
>im so cool
>i can greentext
>im 100% oldfag

>test

>702720420
wtf this shit is fucking retraded ,

hey guys, where do I login to Sup Forums? If I can't find out I'll just go back to 9gag which is actually funny

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4gag

@702720857
Newfag detected

oh shit , how do u reply ???

The ultimate form of cancer. Nomalfags and fags unite.

oh ok

Wow, did it again!!!1!1!1
Rawr XD

Nice dubs m8

only the most stale memes are found with every watermark imaginable

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i actually got dubs
get fukt

3/10
nice face though

thanks m9 hahahaha
>rolllllin for them dubs xD

rip. nearly trips

trips

Unappreciated trips

Wooooooooooooow XD Again?!?!!12!?1!2?1!
Rawr*gets Random*

chekt

Newfags detected.

rip quints

Fucking rip doe

How do I join Anonymous?

>Nearly quints

Nice quadruples dude!

/triforce

[Spoiler]Rawr[Spoiler]

this is Sup Forums we hate niggers

He's taking over the thread no baleet

newfag here , please don't call me names or . just wanted to know how do u post images??

nigger

Click on Post a reply or on the numbers after "No." on someones post. Click "Choose File" on the window the comes up. Select the image you wish to post. Click open. Solve captcha. Click "Post" in the bottom right hand corner. Enjoy man!

my ass is very big it needs a lot of washing

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I remember when line trap was line trap

does anyone even check dubs anymore?

man, it's not easy getting old

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That there boy fantasizes about being a an undead Divine Assassin from "Lexx."

I personally identify and an old fag don't oppress me shitlord

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

kek

ok thx so much Sup Forumsro xP im testing this with the gif on 702721659
finally a thread where i can openly admit to being a newfag and get no hate :D

is this not loading for anyone else?

>newfag

>702722407
Newfag detected reacting to the obvious bait of the bait.

nice thumbnail
check'd

NEWFAGS CAN'T over 9000!

Ook!

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You really have no respect. No respect at all. How hard would it be just complying with my simple request? But no, you had to be obnoxious morons and ruin it all. OK, well done, motherfuckers. Keep acting like this and in a few years you most likely will need someone else's consideration for an endeavor of yours to succeed. and you know what will happen? You will fail miserably, and will have nobody to blame but yourselves and your selfish, bleeding faggot cunt. you disgust me more than everything, and I really hope you drown in a pool of horse semen while being sodomized by five niggers and your mother watches the scene. You are just so bad that calling you names is praising you, so I'll just stop here, hoping that you get your shit together and stop acting like the little cum gargling pieces of shit you are. Bastards.

dafuq o.O why isnt my gif loadng ? is it a glitch in the server ??? im so confused

On a more serious note op. Besides being a fag consider this. Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu

found him

I never use the toilet. I always, with the water off naked, shit in the shower. Then, I sit down and use my special shit chopping butter knife that I keep in my vanity drawer to cut it all up and dissect it. It's very interesting to find out which part of the shit is which meal because some things don't really digest fully, such as mushrooms, some beans, tomatoes, venlafaxine pills (this is how I can exactly tell which meal is which bit because I take my dose at exactly the same time each day) and I can work it out because sometimes there is no venlafaxine pills (they just look exactly the same except slightly yellow) in the shit that it takes normally longer than 24 hours for the food to go from your mouth to become shit, although it varies quite a lot and sometimes (because I take two pills a day) there will be 4 pills and then I know it took two days at least (constipation) and my record is 6 pills but that was when I was taking morphine so at least three days from mouth to ass which is quite a long time. Sometimes, the shit is very very hard and it separates into little pellet balls which I think means I am dehydrated even though I drink tonnes of water and other times it is diarrhea which means I'm sick. Then I become very paranoid about clooging the drain and someone finding what I am doing so that's why I then have to chop it up very very very fine and smush it with the knife. Then, I put the shower on still sitting down and do a gold panning sort of thing with the water so all the small bits slowly go down the drain leaving the larger ones to be chopped up by me. After all of that I then have a normal shower and scrub the floor and my body with antibacterial soap.
Sometimes if I have a very full belly I will go into the shower and do the same thing except make myself vomit, it really is amazing how much you can fit in your stomach